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#454318 - 10/15/09 10:30 AM
Porn's Most Outrageous Out Takes 4!! It's here!
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JM Productions to Release Porn’s Most Outrageous Out Takes 4
Featuring hilarious uncut footage of the infamous “Tanner Mayes Meltdown”
October 15, 2009
Chatsworth, CA – Here at JM Productions we are completely dedicated to making the best, most dementedly perverted & filthy pornography humanly possible. To achieve this goal, we often must push our whores to their limits and beyond. This intensity has yielded some of the most amazing behind-the-scenes footage ever collected, and JM is proud to announce that it has compiled the best and most hilarious moments from the past year and will be releasing it in Porn’s Most Outrageous Out Takes 4 on October 19th.
Porn’s Most Outrageous Out Takes 4 gives porn fans an amazing and exclusive look into the porn business and the world of JM, and gives them a unique perspective on how the company brings you the porn you jack off to every day.
The movie presents an unparalleled collection of over two hours of the biggest freak-outs, meltdowns, catfights, bloopers, and insane interviews from the sets of some of its most popular series including Lesbian Bukkake, American Gokkun, Girlvert, and more!
“Look, I’ve seen most other porn bloopers tapes, and they’re all crap,” explains JM publicist Tony Malice, “The Porn’s Most Outrageous Out Takes series takes you to an entirely different place. Some of these meltdowns and explosions will leave you gasping in shock and awe, and then busting out into hysterical laughter.”
Porn’s Most Outrageous Out Takes 4 also contains the full, uncut, and never before seen footage from the infamous “Tanner Mayes Meltdown” from the set of Lesbian Bukkake 15 that was the talk of the Internet this summer. “We have more than an hour of footage of Tanner going absolutely berserk on our crew, her fellow talent, Chinese taxi drivers, and poor innocent office equipment,” notes Malice, “I have no idea what’s wrong with that crazy chick, but holy shit this is the funniest stuff we’ve ever seen! You will watch it over and over again.”
“Tanner is probably going to lose her mind and go on a Twitter rampage when she finds out this movie is being released,” explains director Jim Powers, “She’s pretty mad at us, but I still love her. I blame Tony Malice for stealing her boots.”
Porn’s Most Outrageous Outtakes 4 will be available on October 19th. Distributors can order now by contacting JM at (800) 550-3659. For more information or to acquire your copy please visit Jerkoffzone.com on the web!
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#454319 - 10/15/09 02:09 PM
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That was fucken excellent boss. Very well written and xpt funny. Perfect. The "chinese taxi drivers" line is brilliant.
Charin... fucken buy this and report back, asap.
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#454320 - 10/15/09 04:45 PM
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“Look, I’ve seen most other porn bloopers tapes, and they’re all crap,” explains JM publicist Tony Malice, “The Porn’s Most Outrageous Out Takes series takes you to an entirely different place. Some of these meltdowns and explosions will leave you gasping in shock and awe, and then busting out into hysterical laughter.”
"I giggle a little every time Monstar, Tony or PornoDan quote themselves in their own press release", explains poster Mark_J - author of the book Conquering Public Urination Anxiety, "It's hilarious in ways that may never be fully explained. I guess it happens to the best of them. These guys have one or two good ideas, then they sit back and coast. Eventually, they settle into a sclerotic self-parody, unable to keep up with the imitators they once disdained. It’s kind of like the late Roman Empire, or the novels of Kurt Vonnegut. As for the video, it actually looks compelling."
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#454321 - 10/15/09 04:48 PM
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*looks up "sclerotic"
heh
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#454324 - 10/21/09 02:22 PM
Re: Porn's Most Outrageous Out Takes 4!! It's here
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My JM order came today, it indeed is here! I thought yesterday would have been too early, and I would have been disappointed if it wasn't here by Thursday, because I'm going away for the weekend leaving Friday, and I want to take it with me. And right on time, when I opened the front door to check the mail after work, there was a box inside the screen door from JM Productions. Imagine the joy I felt!
For you scurvy pirates, here's what it's like to get real, quality pornography delivered to my door that is mine, all mine, forever. God Bless America!
Here is the unopened box on the couch, with a knife at the ready to cut it open.
But, it turned out I didn't need the knife.
Bong Load Girls came out first!
Next, I fished out the Bong Load Girls book. Nice and glossy!
Then, Ashley showed up! Gotta love it!
Last, but first to be reviewed, Porn's Most Outrageous Out takes 4.
They always send some sales flyers, too. Thanks to JM I am also subscribe to postal pornography.
Bong Load Girls comes with a soundtrack CD. I'm going to load it on my iPod and listen at work.
The book looks cool. Electro, this could be you!
Now comes the good part. You can only imagine. Top quality porno, on top quality media, played on my DVD player on my TV, here or the RV, whenever I want. Menus, controls, BTS, everything. And, I know every scene will be good, and some will be outstanding. This is the way to enjoy the pornogrphy.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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