Burglar discovers and fixates upon a porn star who, for whatever reason, totally greases his axels and inflates his wheelchair tires to dangerous levels of pressure.

I've confided to Gian Jerkinz just who my current whore du jour is...here is a captured box cover with a picture that essentially conveys just what the fuck has got me so worked up.





Just look at that image in the upper left, heels behind her head!!!! This little girl is excruciatingly arousing, an absolute fucking cure to anyone's erectile dysfunction, whatever the cause. Normally, after someone who shall remain anonymous doses with a handful of pills there is an 8-12 hour period where sex is NOT an intended activity (in fact it is typically impossible when someone is higher than the fucking National Debt.) But Madison Ivy(league) is the exception. A test was recently conducted, whereby high levels of the most potent [drugstore_cowboy]pharmaceutical dope money can buy[/drugstore_cowboy] were pitted against the most recent Madison Ivy(league) porn releases, namely her Feeding Frenzy #10 scene (viewed on HOT MOVIES @Giajordan.com), to see if WOOD could be achieved.

Wood was achieved, along with splooge, an absolutely amazing outcome....unheard of, that a whore could beat the Pharm.

The fact that Madison is all of 5 foot nothing and weighs very little, makes her a cozy fit on my lap and within the confines of my typical crippled sleds. I could fuck her while wheeling through a mall or along the peninsula down in Newport...if we wear the right wardrobe, no one would know, all they would see is a Burglar and his whore riding on his lap enjoying the sights.

She is uniquely beautiful....I just have a small nagging doubt that she might NOT be enjoying all the creep dick she is getting on screen. I will have to ask and investigate just what is Miss Madison Ivy(league)'s deal, is she a happy porn whore enjoying all the dick and splooge she is receiving on screen, or does she need to be "saved" ?????

i dunno her beauty is kind of lost on me- first reaction is "triangular" - a sort of beach bunny version of joanna angel. on the bright side, her narrow face and head probably allows increased access into places, just like how you can’t keep those rats out of the basement.

she'd be useful on a heist to crawl through the windows and vents to get things unlocked from the inside, or pack into a suitcase and then she pops out later after the bank is closed. everyone on the crew has a different job and associated nickname, hers would probably be something like the mole or arrowhead. maybe i'm warming to her after all. if she had a twin we'd be unstoppable.

Yeah, she is an aquired taste, I'll grant you that. The first couple times I saw her were in one of Vince "Gawd I am so fucking cool, aren't I cool? I am soooo cool....." Voyeur's opus du splooge titled Taste it Don't Waste it #something-or-other. She definitely tasted, but ironically also looked wasted in a Stimulant-mixed-with-xanax kinda way. That only increased her compelling qualities in my fucked up mind...and the more I stared and hit rewind, the more she grew on me...

Now I am fixated...but I am dying to know just what she is like in person, as a person. Is she quiet, subdued, blah-zay, or is she introspective, intelligent and self-assured. Is she a bitch or is she a doll? I hope I run into her (but I must be careful not to run OVER her since she is so adorably tiny) at AEE/AVN in January...provided of course they still actually have a convention given the precarious state of the economy.

If my x-mas wishes come true, Madison Ivy will be a very sweet, lovable whore with a manageable drug habit, a wheelchair fetish and an attraction to men with above average IQs. Maybe Gia can hide in my closet and photgraph the whole encounter for my own private consumption


Wait, CONSUMPTION? That was ghey ... forget I typed that. I dont believe in Edit/delete.

She's a little bit too tiny for my tastes usually cuz I'm always afraid of breaking them. However, since I stopped caring like, years ago...



...DaB, is it better when they actually like what they're doing or when they hate it, you know it, but they still want the ca$h $o they do it anyway$? Tears are just so fucking hot!

"Blah-zay"? Are you sure you went to Harvard?

a year ago madison ivy seemed like she was the next great thing then she dyed her hair black and gained some weight and it doesnt seem like shes ever gonna do anal so

I am perfectly fine with her NOT doing anal, the poor little thing would have her asshole wrecked if she allowed some meathead like Evertard to do his ridiculous act on her rectum. Good for her on that count, she looks best gobbling and getting fucked just like in that pic above.

But I do agree with you on the Brunette look, she needs to stay Blond.