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Whenever a date tells me my breath is too garlicky, I just offer to hit it from behind.



Now that's a true Greek! BTW, do your friends have you make salads for them, too? My friends daughter asked for a Greek salad as a birthday present. She likes it so much, she picks up the salad bowl and drinks the dressing afterward. For some reason, they can never seem to make it quite right.
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