I'm fairly new around here, compared to most of the usual posters, and I never had much hazing. I think the reason is that I'm a run of the mill pervert, not a Fanboi, dipshit, or attention whore. Some people get right on the escalator, never missing a beat, and some sit there scared of that first step.

As for Panzer's dilemma. First of all, I'm a dago and I never heard of putting alfredo on baked ziti. The thought makes me sick. Second, if you are too cheap to reach in your mattress to take the broad out, then shake down grandma. She'd probably be so happy you are straight, she won't even pretend you are going to pay her back. Go to Maria's on Emmons Ave. Fornetto has a beautiful dining room on the water, but Maria's has a more intimate/romantic feel. Then you can take a romantic walk past the fishing boats so she can cleanse her nose of your cheap cologne.