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#454110 - 10/12/09 08:11 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Getting dressed up in your beautiful white embroided lapel suit and go pick her up in a zipcar and go to Olive Garden.
Nah, they rip you off at the Olie Garden with their high prices, especially in NYC.
I was thinking more like some frank sinatra songs that you can get in the dollar store, and the CK candle holder set at Macy's at 75% off. As apetizers I can get a stick of fresh-baked French baguette bread at Italian store for $0.75 a stick and slice it into 10-12 pieces so it could be dipped into olive oil with pesto. For the main dish there can be like baked zity with alfredo sauce and meatballs, a bottle of cheap Chianti wine. And for desert there can be tiramisu cake with warm peach & jasmine green tea and my own ice cream with gummi bears sprinkled and a square of chocolate stuck in the ice cream.
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#454111 - 10/12/09 08:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Dim the lights. Light some candles. Maybe spray some enema cologne on yourself. Strap on your bib. And dig in. 
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#454112 - 10/12/09 08:19 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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I realize there is probably only three active mods here.. Yes?
Gia and the other two.. (DINO... we've read your threads and know your scene....maybe attend to the other 20 pornsites you can hardly read?... no offense d00d, good for you and all).
Is this really necessary?. Panzer is making this place his litter box and it's getting old.
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#454113 - 10/12/09 08:42 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/06/09
Posts: 1321
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I realize there is probably only three active mods here.. Yes?
Gia and the other two.. (DINO... we've read your threads and know your scene....maybe attend to the other 20 pornsites you can hardly read?... no offense d00d, good for you and all).
Is this really necessary?. Panzer is making this place his litter box and it's getting old.
Well who else is keeping this particular board AWOP active? The entire forum XPT is slow. They should give Panzer his own board here!
It seems if anyone new asks a question or contributes, they get yelled at or run off. Blame yourselves. Now it's mostly people viewing XPT than contributing. I want to contribute by starting new threads but I know that won't end well. So I just reply a few times a day now.
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#454116 - 10/12/09 09:08 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Buy a bottle of est! est! est! and a bottle of brunello di montalcino. Buy a loaf of real Italian bread from a real Italian bakery. Prepare an antipast as follows; gorgonzola cheese, olives, quartered hard-boiled eggs wrapped with anchovies, scampi, finocchio, and caponata made from scratch. For the first, that is the pasta course, serve some manicottibaked in a tomato and basil sugo, and stuffed with ricotta cheese, spinach and finely chopped garlic. Next comes the meat course, I recommend veal scallopine, either saltimbocca fiorentina, alla limogne or with a marsala sauce. Tiramisu would be a good dessert. Hire a skilled singer to sing Che la lune mezze al Mare for you and your beloved. Buon appetito.
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#454117 - 10/12/09 09:13 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Ivor has got the goods here. Don't skimp on the wine, drop at least $15-20 on it alone. Good wine makes women want to fuck, which I assume is the whole point of this enterprise.
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#454118 - 10/12/09 09:28 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Thanks Floofin. Wine makes the women want to fuck, but one word just popped into my mind. Truffles. Go for it, Alex.
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#454120 - 10/12/09 09:45 PM
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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The first thing you have to do is inflate the sex toy doll and since it's a sex toy doll you don't need to worry about the romantic stuff.
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#454121 - 10/12/09 09:53 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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Don't skimp on the wine, drop at least $15-20 on it alone.
$15-20? Big spender. 
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#454122 - 10/12/09 09:54 PM
Re: Romantic Italian Dinner
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Poodle Killer
Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 02/24/06
Posts: 812
Loc: Rubbing dicks with strange guy...
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Romantic...??  Go pick up an Italian hooker...Tell her she is a useless whore,,slap her around a little bit.. And then force feed her your cock,,tell her thats her supper...And then tell her to leave,,and then order a pizza..!  Thats what i'd do..
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#454123 - 10/12/09 10:01 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Don't skimp on the wine, drop at least $15-20 on it alone.
$15-20? Big spender.
Bear in mind who it is we're talking to here. 
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#454124 - 10/12/09 10:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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^ Annnnnnndddd Hungwell's officially back !
Alex you can't go wrong with Spaghetti and meatballs [not from a can you big dumb ass], salad, and garlic bread. Chianti for the wine and Dean Martin on the stereo ! 
As far as running people off for starting new threads ? Most of them are spammers or scammers lately ! Why the hell would you be afraid to start a new thread Choco Taco ? You've been here long enough to know how to deal with the expected stoning and tongue lashing. Hell that's more than half the fun. Those that get run off that easily had no business posting here in the first place. I have liked some of the new posters that ran but figure it's their loss !!
If you have an interesting topic please post it. I agree it's been slow and I have nothing of value to offer except my derision ! If that ain't enough ......well then fuckit !
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#454125 - 10/12/09 10:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Ummm.
You're giving Darrah advice on how to post here...
Just a hunch, but I think I think she already is familiar with things.
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#454128 - 10/12/09 10:24 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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By the way, I can't tell you how tempted I was to then respond to every post Choco Taco makes with crazy amounts of derision and hatred after I posted that, but I figured the joke would have been missed and I'm too lazy anyway. I had a big dinner and too much to drink.
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#454129 - 10/12/09 10:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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What are the essentials for romantic Italian dinner at home?
Dude, just make some chicken marsala. It's easy as shit. Cut some boneless skinless chicken breasts in half (across the whole breast) and flatten them a bit more. Then all you need is some marsala wine, chicken stock, mushrooms, flour & diced shallots (your cheap ass could use a mix of diced onions & minced garlic). Dredge each breast in some flour seasoned with itialian seasoning and quickly fry them on each side in some butter & olive out. Set them aside after they are golden brown on each side. Then sautee the shallots, add the mushrooms, sautee a bit more and pour in 1/2 cup of marsala and scrape up any brown bits from the pan. After a few minutes, add 3/4 cup of chicken stock and cook for a few more minutes. Then turn the heat down and add the browned chicken breasts and cook until they are done. Remove the breasts and add another TB of butter to the sauce to thicken it and then pour everything in the pan over the chicken breasts. Serve with any basic pasta & steamed vegetables.
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#454130 - 10/12/09 10:56 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
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I'm fairly new around here, compared to most of the usual posters, and I never had much hazing. I think the reason is that I'm a run of the mill pervert, not a Fanboi, dipshit, or attention whore. Some people get right on the escalator, never missing a beat, and some sit there scared of that first step.
As for Panzer's dilemma. First of all, I'm a dago and I never heard of putting alfredo on baked ziti. The thought makes me sick. Second, if you are too cheap to reach in your mattress to take the broad out, then shake down grandma. She'd probably be so happy you are straight, she won't even pretend you are going to pay her back. Go to Maria's on Emmons Ave. Fornetto has a beautiful dining room on the water, but Maria's has a more intimate/romantic feel. Then you can take a romantic walk past the fishing boats so she can cleanse her nose of your cheap cologne.
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#454131 - 10/12/09 10:58 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 06/06/09
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It is a common fear to the legions of lurkers and many porn whores out there too afraid to post, and I was just given the opportunity to express a feeling I have that I wish I could get across to all of them.
I think that even if you don't want Choco to post at all, letting comments like that go unchallenged can only reinforce a silly impression in the soft, soft mind of a cute porn whore whose posts I might want to read.
Last porn star to post here, someone posted a picture of a horse on her very first post. Did she ever come back? No!
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#454133 - 10/13/09 03:53 PM
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Registered: 03/14/08
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#454134 - 10/13/09 04:20 PM
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EY
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Ahhhhh, Fuck that! Get a thicker skin. Post something interesting and ignore the responses you don't like or jump in and get in a flame war, whichever. They're just words on a screen, man. Nobody on here is a real person anyway. This board is all just an elaborate computer program.
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Romantic...??
Go pick up an Italian hooker...Tell her she is a useless whore,,slap her around a little bit..
And then force feed her your cock,,tell her thats her supper...And then tell her to leave,,and then order a pizza..!
Thats what i'd do..
If I could somehow combine EY's thought with Hungless's last post I think we could have something. Kinda like ether into a dead engine.
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#454135 - 10/13/09 04:46 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
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I'm going to go against the grain here and suggest that Alex go Greek instead of Italian. Italian is so played out, dude.
Ivor's menu suggestion, although it sounds great, is simply too complex for someone like Panzer who's used to eating shit out of a can. Start simple, brother.
You can easily make a great Greek meal with a handful of ingredients, Alex. If you can lay hands on lemons, olive oil, garlic (fresh garlic, please!), oregano, salt and pepper, you'll make something that will knock your lady's socks (and hopefully her drawers) off. Unless she's Greek herself she probably wouldn't have eaten like this every day, which is an added plus. Chicks dig the "out of the ordinary".
Search for recipes on-line for "greek roasted chicken" and "greek potatoes". You'll find that you can roast a chicken and the potatoes all in the same pan. Since you don't know how to cook, it seems sensible to avoid complex preparation. Roasting a chicken and some vegetables just requires that you leave something in the oven for an hour or so.
A roasting chicken will fill your apartment with a wonderful aroma. Make sure you've opened the windows earlier in the day to refresh the air and get out all the unwonderful aromas which I'm sure have accumulated in your fetid room.
Now, this is a really simple, meat-and-potatoes main course. You may or may not want to spruce things up with bread and a salad. Greek salads usually combine red onions, tomatoes, cucumbers, olives and tangy feta cheese with whatever greens you want. I suspect you don't want any greens. If so, I would suggest not making a salad at all. Chicks don't care that the presentation isn't like a restaurant, Alex. They just want to eat something you've made with your own two hands.
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#454136 - 10/13/09 04:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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No no no no no. I am Greek and I can tell you this is a bad idea for date food. I've gone out after eating a Greek salad and some chicken grilled with a marinade made of the ingredients you've listed. It's not a great confidence boost when you're up close talking to a girl and she asks you if you'd care for a breath mint.
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#454138 - 10/13/09 05:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Whenever a date tells me my breath is too garlicky, I just offer to hit it from behind.
Now that's a true Greek! BTW, do your friends have you make salads for them, too? My friends daughter asked for a Greek salad as a birthday present. She likes it so much, she picks up the salad bowl and drinks the dressing afterward. For some reason, they can never seem to make it quite right.
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#454139 - 10/13/09 06:39 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/18/08
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Now that's a true Greek! BTW, do your friends have you make salads for them, too? My friends daughter asked for a Greek salad as a birthday present. She likes it so much, she picks up the salad bowl and drinks the dressing afterward. For some reason, they can never seem to make it quite right.
If it's for kids, I'm sure you must use a lot of apples. Sometimes they ask for salads, but what I most often get requested from friends, believe it or not, is cheese. I've gotten into making my own fresh goat's milk feta cheese. Not so much any more since I've started having to travel so much.
Fresh, healthful homemade cheese is a delight. Looking at photos of Panzer's shit-from-a-can kills me.
I've found University of Cincinnati Prof. David Fankhouser's Cheese Page an invaluable resource. His pane rustica recipe got me going on making my own bread.
Who'da thunk it? Healthful-living tips from the compulsive masturbators' porn forum!
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#454140 - 10/13/09 06:57 PM
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Registered: 06/16/07
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Don't skimp on the wine, drop at least $15-20 on it alone.
$15-20? Big spender.
Bear in mind who it is we're talking to here.
Good point.
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#454142 - 10/13/09 09:42 PM
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
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Getting dressed up in your beautiful white embroided lapel suit and go pick her up in a zipcar and go to Olive Garden.
Nah, they rip you off at the Olie Garden with their high prices, especially in NYC.
I was thinking more like some frank sinatra songs that you can get in the dollar store, and the CK candle holder set at Macy's at 75% off. As apetizers I can get a stick of fresh-baked French baguette bread at Italian store for $0.75 a stick and slice it into 10-12 pieces so it could be dipped into olive oil with pesto. For the main dish there can be like baked zity with alfredo sauce and meatballs, a bottle of cheap Chianti wine. And for desert there can be tiramisu cake with warm peach & jasmine green tea and my own ice cream with gummi bears sprinkled and a square of chocolate stuck in the ice cream.
whos the lucky lady ?
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#454147 - 10/14/09 08:12 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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That is one helluva sausage though.....god damn 
It is one those stuffed ones.
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#454150 - 10/15/09 09:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
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^ Careful sweetheart ! Are you sure you want to go there ????
I go anywhere and back, I like cock, I dont eat sausage (food sausage)
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#454151 - 10/15/09 09:40 AM
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That is one helluva sausage though.....god damn
It is one those stuffed ones.
Since you are such a professional on tranny cock, do tell, cause Ive never heard of stuffing a cock before, what do they put in it?
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#454152 - 10/15/09 09:58 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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That is one helluva sausage though.....god damn
It is one those stuffed ones.
Since you are such a professional on tranny cock, do tell, cause Ive never heard of stuffing a cock before, what do they put in it?
It is filled with silicone.
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#454153 - 10/15/09 11:10 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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what about a nice tomato basil sauce? crush up a bunch of roma tomatos and fresh basil and garlic and simmer it serve over soybuttered noodles  its really easy and smells yummy
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#454154 - 10/15/09 11:24 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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what about a nice tomato basil sauce?
crush up a bunch of roma tomatos and fresh basil and garlic and simmer it
serve over soybuttered noodles
its really easy and smells yummy
Soybuttered noodles?
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#454155 - 10/15/09 12:36 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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yeah
use soy butter instead of real butter
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#454156 - 10/15/09 01:01 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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yeah
use soy butter instead of real butter
That doesnt sounds right. You gotta have the real butter with the real butter taste.
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#454157 - 10/15/09 01:13 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
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pretty check this out: CLICKY My favorite Italian vegan. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#454158 - 10/15/09 02:22 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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soy butter tastes exactly the same
promise
soy garden is a good brand i like
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