sent me a text message while I was in Atlantic City this past week that made me laugh.

Pretty, please ask the question you asked me HERE in the open so we all can contribute input into your quandry over the man you mentioned to me. I think it is an interesting question, and I am flattered you would ask me to help, but it is far too complex to answer in a small limited Text Message format.

And one more thing....Pretty Pleadz is a natural Born whore. I truly believe this....Can anyone think whether or not Dirty is lucky or not to have landed Pretty, that he will be coming home every night to stick his weiner inside a WHORE who LOVES what she is, and seemingly LOVES weiners?

You do LOVE weiners, dont you Pretty?

Pretty is top notch, grade A, front line who-er, in the best possible sense. She's got a great sense of humor, a terrific personality, and a seemingly sincere love for gobbling mule.

I look forward to spending some qt with Ms. Pretty

he loves the words "wiener" amd "gobbling" and "bacon" more than any others

i love texting with burg! even though he sometimes only answers "bacon"

i asked him how to tell a real rich guy from a fake rich guy lol
cause burgs rich and i think east coast?

East coast holds all the real money. Well, some parts.

I suppose lots of West Virginia and parts of Pennsylvania are rather broke.

I'm wondering if Pretty is either a great actress or a 'whore-with-a-heart'?

She's lost a lot of weight since then.

And he seems to be the one that found all of it.

I would much rather be with a woman who's lost a bunch of weight, improved her physical condition and gotten better looking than the sadly much more-common alternative.

he was a fake rich guy btw

None of what you are about to read is bullshit. I am a whore-magnet. Some guys are pussy-magnets, others are bitch-magnets or even the dreaded man-magnet. I just happen to be a whore-magnet. I don't mean they hit me up for money 'cuz they know better. They do NOT smell money on me I assure you. I'm not sure what they're smellin' on me, but I am for some reason fashioned to be the yang side of the whore-yin. I mean this sincerely. From girlfriend one on down the line, 4 outta 5 of my girlfriends were, at some point, a whore. THEN I met Pretty. Queen Whore, without question. I can assure you that I know the "pimp" side of the coin, and Pretty is by far the best "product" I have yet to "push". I didn't know some were whores at first (they lie, you know) and oh, the adventures I've had and the fights I've been in because of it. It saddens me too, 'cuz I woulda probably tried to help them get more $$$ but they wanted to play games. Whatever. Whores are strange, beautiful, neccessary creatures in this world, and of all the whores I've known (it's more than 5) in all my years of whore-magnetry, Pretty knocks 'em all flat on their whore-ear.

-Keep It Dirty

...for the record, although #4 never went out and whored, I still soaked her for cash like a good musician would. I was the whore in that relationship.