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#453876 - 10/09/09 07:59 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Did you ever read Dostoyevsky's Crime and Punishment back in the rodina?
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#453877 - 10/09/09 08:14 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Did you ever read Dostoyevsky's Crime and Punishment back in the rodina?
No. I don't think that this book has any pictures in it.
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#453879 - 10/09/09 08:21 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Check out the made-for-TV movie, then. It was quite good.
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#453880 - 10/09/09 08:24 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Tonight I went and stalked this girl. I have been stalking her for the past 2 weeks. Now I know where she lives.
I actually had to hide behind trees before she returned so I could find what house she lives in. I narrowed it down to 2 houses but I just had to make sure that she lived in the right one, so I had to wait until she went in and turned on tgeh lights.
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#453881 - 10/09/09 08:27 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Check out Crime and Punishment. The good news is that in the USA we don't make prisoners cut lumber as they do in the rodina.
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#453883 - 10/09/09 08:32 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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I actually had to hide behind trees before she returned so I could find what house she lives in.
My bad....
Maybe I should change my name to Spymore?
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#453885 - 10/09/09 08:35 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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I see inmate as your future name.
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#453887 - 10/09/09 08:45 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Spymore or Lucky 
How about Lucky Spymore?
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#453889 - 10/09/09 08:59 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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How about Lucky Spymore?
When she spots you, we will need to change your name to something with numbers in it.
So you know where she lives. Whats next? Notes on her car?Flowers on the doorstep, or do you plan to bust right in and steal her shoes and underwear in a commando-home-invasion?
*edit.. No I could not find a panty thieving bear photo 
Who know, maybe she will be my wife.
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#453893 - 10/09/09 09:12 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Who know, maybe she will be my wife.
In that case,for the love of god, bump into her and spill her groceries and introduce yourself as you help her pick them up BEFORE she looks out the window and spots you. 
I will tell her: "...and by the way, I am Alex" 
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#453894 - 10/09/09 09:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Hit her in the adam's apple and woo her with your cuff link collection.
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#453895 - 10/09/09 09:19 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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#453896 - 10/09/09 09:28 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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I will tell her: "...and by the way, I am Alex"
Yes. Go with that. Also make certain that you unbutton at least the top three buttons of whatever shirt you choose that day. 
Right now I am wearing a pendant that has a shark's tooth in it. I also made like an internet shopping spree 2 days ago of over $100 of different cool-man's pendants.
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#453899 - 10/09/09 09:46 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
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Fascinating is the way that some young folks are willing to incriminate themselves online. 
What will the paper say?: "It were the cufflinks and a bowl of Chef Boyardee that gave him away".
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#453900 - 10/09/09 09:49 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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#453901 - 10/09/09 10:03 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Actually, Alex, the papers will say that it was your postings online that gave you away.
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#453902 - 10/09/09 10:21 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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If you approach her in a grocery store, make sure your cart is filled with enemas, Ramen noodles and tongue. That way she knows you are down for a party.
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#453903 - 10/09/09 11:09 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
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Sweet mother of christ -- is that what taking Arson does to you???
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#453904 - 10/10/09 12:31 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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I hope she hits you over the head and knocks you out. When you wake up you are naked, gagged and bound in the bottom of a pit and your eyes snap open just in time to see her dumping buckets of rotted chef boyardee products on you. Imagine it panztard, buried alive in decomposing beefaroni and overstuffed ravioli. Drowning in rancid third rate tomato paste. Your last living sensation is that of inhaling moldy spaghetti o's,
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#453905 - 10/10/09 12:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Who know, maybe she will be my wife.
From my recollection of TV movies about stalkers/serial killers, she's safe until you mutter these words to yourself with both fists clenched: "If I can't have her, no one can!"
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#453911 - 01/18/10 10:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#453912 - 01/19/10 01:12 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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#453915 - 01/19/10 03:46 AM
Re: Stalking
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Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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I was walking along at work today and a large woman said she was following me in a joking manner while sucking on a lollipop. She then grabbed me and gave me a rough hug, I could feel her fingers dig into my waste. She's probably stalking me.
Sounds right for a Panzer thread.
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#453917 - 01/19/10 04:07 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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#453918 - 01/19/10 08:34 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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#453919 - 01/19/10 01:25 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
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kill yourself.
please.
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