Quote:

Quote:

I was walking along at work today and a large woman said she was following me in a joking manner while sucking on a lollipop. She then grabbed me and gave me a rough hug, I could feel her fingers dig into my waste. She's probably stalking me.










Sounds right for a Panzer thread.



Did you think I meant waist? I actually have an exposed colostomy bag, purely for cosmetic purposes.
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