They say a mother is always the first to know. I can’t speak for mine but I’ve lived with a burden for years, dear Reader, and it’s time to be honest about who I really am. The goal of most people is to live true to themselves and I am no different. In that spirit, then, I must confess that I am buy sexual. Sometimes, it’s $100. Sometimes, it’s more. The point is I hear a lot in the news about gay, lesbian, and transgendered individuals and the discrimination they face. It’s time for us buy sexuals to stand up and be counted. Hooker addicts, stand up! Porn site junkies, stand up! Married men with a li’l somthing on the side, pull your pants up from around your ankles and stand up!
Many of you assume (with good reason) that the young women who fellate me do so out of the kindness of their hearts or the irresistible force of my pussy magnet good looks. This is not so.
The truth is — and has been for some time now — I am buy sexual. But I am far from alone: ex-New York state Gov. Eliot Spitzer, Hugh Grant, Sen. Edwards. These financial philanderers are my brothers. The tentacles of perversion have also recently touched David Letterman and Jon Gosselin as they got caught with their hands in the nookie jar. Perhaps all would have been better had they just put their money where her mouth is. I’m not here to judge. I’m here to unite.
Cheaters can and should prosper, my friends, and this is the point of admitting that I pay to play. I am not the hero that so many of you hold me out to be. I am just a guy looking for some awesome head and a little counter-clockwise tongue swirl.
Won’t you consider making a non-tax deductible contribution so that I can savour the likes of Belladonna, Bree Olson, and Sylvia Saint? Your gift could mean the difference between me receiving 30 blowjobs instead of 29 this month. If you want to make a difference, write me at:
Brandon Iron
c/0 JM Productions
9140 Owensmouth Avenue
Chatsworth, California, USA
91311
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