With each step up on the hierarchy, you get closer and closer to women who just live their lives in the real word. As far as whores go, it would seem streetwalker's are at the bottom. Then you have escorts who make "appointments" (ie. craigslist whores). Then there are pornwhores. After that you have strippers. They don't actually fuck, but they're still basically living the lifestyle of a whore.

Now I've come to what I think is the borderline between real women and whores: coffee baristas. Especially at drive-thru coffee wagons. I'm basing this observation on the amount of time and money I spend going to coffee drive-thru huts simply because the girls who work there are hot. Sure I want the coffee, but if a guy was making it, I wouldn't come back to that particular spot. And there are NEVER guys working at these places. There's no particular skill involved in making the shots of espresso (you just basically hit a button). And now some of these places have even resorted to putting the girls in skimpy bikini's to take them even one step closer to being just strippers who serve coffee. So this, to me, is the top level of whoredom.

After that, I would say that the first level of work outside of being a whore is to be a waitress of some sort. It still helps if you're good looking as far as tips go, but you actually have to work to make ends meet. If you have made it to being a waitress, you are not a whore and you actually work in the real world.

Still a whore:

They use scantily clad ladies in Taiwan to sell betel nuts. They are a semi-narcotic nut they like to chew. Although other drugs seem to be illegal.

Don't forget about those maids who will clean your house in a bikini.

Try a google image search of Pharmaceutical Sales Reps and you will find what you are seeking.

Yeah, but don't you have to actually know stuff and be presentable to be a Pharma Sales Rep? I think that puts it into the real job category. Whereas, I'm friends with two girls who were both complete & total drug addicts when they were coffee baristas.They each later quit drugs and made the step up from barista to waitress. A friend of theirs, who was also a drug addict, got busted for stealing all the pre-paid $20 coffee cards and selling them for $5 each. Then I know another girl who is a tattooed Suicide Girl who has only so far made the jump from stripping to slinging coffee. You think she could be a sales rep?



Yes, her tattoo says ROYALTY.

I'll bet pretty would tell us the hierarchy of whoredom is all about the $.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

I wanna know if pretty has ever worked as a barista. Or if she someday hopes to be a waitress.

All my girlfriends who were pharmaceutical sales reps were all SERIOUSLY SMOKING HOT. If you're pretty, just graduated college, and not sure what you want to do with your life and wanna milk the beauty cash cow while you figure it out, pharmaceutical sales is what you do. You do it two years max. It's an unspoken rule that you have to be pretty to the job. Not a single one of my pharm sales friends were interested in pursuing a career in the medical field.

i waitressed since i was fifteen soon as i could get a work permit
i was in foster care and they told me i had to get a job
i didnt mind
i worked at red devils pizza in arcadia for my first job
it was a good job
i was fifteen and making 60-100 bucks in tips it was totally cool
im a great waitress and through the years worked at neds on magnolia, sittons, the car show bobs in toluca lake, jerrys deli and the crocodile cafe

i never worked at starbucks or did much coffee bar stuff but those are good jobs
starbucks gives health benefits and profit sharing
shit if i could get a job at starbucks now id take it
benefits are nothing to sneeze at
i started dancing the day i turned eighteen at hollywood cabaret- it was called the cave then
at the time i had a real job in the mall, working at the "wherehouse" the video and cd place? in burbank?
i worked at the club for like 4 hours from noon on and called my manager at the wherehouse at four and told him i wasnt coming back- i had 600 bucks from table dances and stage so i thought id switch to that
and there wasnt even lapdances yet
i liked it alot
but dancings crummy right now
like, the most beautemouse of girls leave owing the club $ and thats poopy
escortings way better

obviously i never became much for porn
and im fundamentally lazy so this works for me right now

yes its about $ lol of course it is
i dont necessarily think thats a bad thing though is it?
$ is great- i like $ alot
obviously

love, pretty

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I wanna know if pretty has ever worked as a barista. Or if she someday hopes to be a waitress.

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ps- steezo- here in the springs theres a coffe drive through called wiki wiki and all the girls are HOT and serve yummy coffee in bikinnis and call the manager fredericka their "pimp" lol

i dont know how theyre gonna work the bikinni thing now though, that it started snowing yesterday

I have already covered this topic and its tangents in many of my posts from the past.

Truth is, if you make it onto my "A-List" of whores, THAT is the pinnacle!

I'm a romantic perv at heart, but I often quash that side of my personality because, in all honesty, it kills the dirtiness and debauchery and can creep some whores out who are themselves incredibly insecure or sociopathic. So I focus on what I want and how much I am willing to pay and I convince the whore that I AM WORTH having as a client/customer because of my intangibles and side benefits that most other johns do not have.

-- I always find a reasonable amount of $$$ to pay the girl....not too high and not too low. Ultimately, it is a win-win, I gain her respect, not by haggling but by being firm and stable and trustworthy, saying what I will do and doing what I say.

-- The type of "service" I want is so simple and basic and non-threatening, most whores who get to know me WANT to service me again because it was/is so easy. Typically, I am looking for 2-3 hours of company, wheeling me around and being "nursey", and a blowjob(s). Thats basically it...a few chicks, in a desire to either impress me or set themselves apart, will try and fuck me (with them on TOP) or otherwise do things to increase my pleasure. This has mixed results. The best ones simply excel at cum gobbling and verbally expressing filthy raunchy thoughts. If she is particularly good at driving my wheelchair through crowded malls or casinos, thats a HUGE plus.

-- This is not exactly a source of great pride for me, since I have a shitload of other accomplishments in life to toot and honk my horns about...but the fact is this: I am a FUCKING AWESOME John. Several of my closest most accomplished whorefriends have told me so in great detail, many times. What makes Burglar a great "John"?

1) It is NOT that I give them the most money...in fact I am usually somewhere in the middle. But as I said Above, I am consistent and reasonable and generous in the right way.

2) Being crippled, I am neither a physical threat, nor am I going to bust them (Even the worst cops would never impersonate a cripple just to snare a whore.)

3) Despite my crippled-ness, I am actually more attractive and desirable than 80-90% of their clients, who tend to be OLD, FAT, Weird, Psychotic, smelly, abusive and many other undesirable things...while my legs are fucked up, and I have lost some of my upper body strength and muscularity simply from getting old and the ravages of my disability, I have managed to retain much of my handsomeness and I dont do ridiculous things to try and be something I am not. When my hair started to thin, I just shaved my head because I have the right type of skull for that look (not too small, not too big.) And my personality seems to actually enhance my appearance, something many people (men and women) dont seem to understand or utilize.

4) I am appropriately interested in my whorefriends' well being and needs / desires. I try to be "Servicey" back at them in this respect....Gia Jerkinz can elaborate on this if she wants.

It is just the way my life and things have worked out, that I have such a predilection for whores. But as you can see, if she happens to make my A list, she is indeed at the top of the "hierarchy".

**NEXT TIME** : I will elaborate and discuss the role and use of Chemicals in all this....that is the X-factor.

Got an ex-stripper to come meet me at the bar for drinks this past Saturday. She told me I should come see her at her new job as..... a coffee barrista! They like to refer to it as "slinging" coffee, like they're old western gunslingers.

My latest coffee/whore update is that, locally at least, coffee drive-thru shacks are a common way for drug dealers to launder their money. Just found out about the 3rd coffee shack I personally know of that was owned by a drug dealer before they got busted. The barista I talked to told me it was the big gossip of the day with her and the other girls at the salon.