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#453150 - 10/03/09 09:51 PM I have noticed...
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
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When Mark J(my life coach) advised me how counter-productive it is to drink and work out,I gave it up. The drinking,not the working out.
Since then I have noticed, I am no longer funny
Not even mildly amusing I read my posts since Labor day and they sadden me I look fantastic. I have put on 5 to 7 pounds of lean muscle on during the past month but would I want to hold a conversation with me? No.
Would I log onto xxxpt and click on a thread because I started it? No.
I wonder if a sense of humor is a fair exchange to look like this? I know some really muscular guys and as a group they are not really funny and this concerns me.
What concerns me even more is that if the loss of my sense of humor is proportionate to my muscular growth then as a poster, I am headed for trouble because I am already not funny and if I become even less amusing I don't see the point in continuing to post.
I am open to any advice on this topic, but please do nort make fun of me, because I do not think that this is funny.
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#453151 - 10/03/09 09:58 PM Re: I have noticed...
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Its not from working out. You haven't been funny since you said Panzer is your new favorite poster. That post brought back to life an old dirty Russian/Jew curse that has laid dormant for years.The only way to stop the curse is rid the world of Panzer once and for all.You must use a silver plated enema nozzle during a commercial break of a "Brady Bunch" rerun. It is the only way, save yourself Bishop.
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#453152 - 10/03/09 10:40 PM Re: I have noticed...
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
Bishop you need to start a cufflink collection. 1,2,5 and then 10 cufflinks and you will like the cufflinks. Every nigga needs a cufflinks. Checkout youtube and you will see some major nigga talk about cufflinks.

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#453153 - 10/03/09 10:48 PM Re: I have noticed...
Uncle Joe Offline
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Registered: 08/02/03
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#453154 - 10/03/09 10:58 PM Re: I have noticed...
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Bishop you need to start a cufflink collection. 1,2,5 and then 10 cufflinks and you will like the cufflinks. Every nigga needs a cufflinks. Checkout youtube and you will see some major nigga talk about cufflinks.



I hope you choke to death on a tranny cock
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#453155 - 10/04/09 04:28 AM Re: I have noticed...
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I have some beer in the fridge if you feel like stopping by.
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#453156 - 10/04/09 07:41 AM Re: I have noticed...
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Quote:

When Mark J(my life coach) advised me how counter-productive it is to drink and work out,I gave it up. The drinking,not the working out.
Since then I have noticed, I am no longer funny
Not even mildly amusing I read my posts since Labor day and they sadden me I look fantastic. I have put on 5 to 7 pounds of lean muscle on during the past month but would I want to hold a conversation with me? No.
Would I log onto xxxpt and click on a thread because I started it? No.
I wonder if a sense of humor is a fair exchange to look like this? I know some really muscular guys and as a group they are not really funny and this concerns me.
What concerns me even more is that if the loss of my sense of humor is proportionate to my muscular growth then as a poster, I am headed for trouble because I am already not funny and if I become even less amusing I don't see the point in continuing to post.
I am open to any advice on this topic, but please do nort make fun of me, because I do not think that this is funny.




Dammit Bish now I keep seeing little yellow spots when I look away from the monitor !
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#453157 - 10/04/09 08:56 AM Re: I have noticed...
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Dammit Bish now I keep seeing little yellow spots when I look away from the monitor !



See THAT is funny!!! Me? Not so much
I believe I will try the cuff-links first and if that does not work, I will have to join Conquistador for that beer.
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#453158 - 10/04/09 08:58 AM Re: I have noticed...
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
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That's the one



That nigga is Swayzie
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#453159 - 10/04/09 11:55 AM Re: I have noticed...
John Doe Offline
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Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
Bishop
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Since then I have noticed, I am no longer funny
Not even mildly amusing I read my posts since Labor day and they sadden me



This happens to all of us, you'll snap out of it. Don't try too hard, it'll come. I very rarely read something that makes me laugh on this forum, anyway.
Bishop
Quote:

I wonder if a sense of humor is a fair exchange to look like this? I know some really muscular guys and as a group they are not really funny and this concerns me.



The reason for this is that they fall too much in love with themselves. If you don't take yourself too seriously, and maintain a sense of humility, your sense of humor will come back sooner. You can't make others laugh, until you can laugh at yourself, first.

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#453160 - 10/04/09 12:46 PM Re: I have noticed...
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Quote:

Bishop
Quote:

Since then I have noticed, I am no longer funny
Not even mildly amusing I read my posts since Labor day and they sadden me



This happens to all of us, you'll snap out of it. Don't try too hard, it'll come. I very rarely read something that makes me laugh on this forum, anyway.
Bishop
Quote:

I wonder if a sense of humor is a fair exchange to look like this? I know some really muscular guys and as a group they are not really funny and this concerns me.



The reason for this is that they fall too much in love with themselves. If you don't take yourself too seriously, and maintain a sense of humility, your sense of humor will come back sooner. You can't make others laugh, until you can laugh at yourself, first.




MK... You specialize in shock rock and movies. You do that well but giving Bishop advice on how he should post isn't really your thing, boss. Maybe go play resident evil with one hand and tear your beans off with the other, yes?.


Anyways....

Bishop.. Just grab a few 40's and let it rip. It's only a Sunday and I'm sure Mark has a detox plan to get you back on track by Tuesday. Think of it as XPT blind justice. Lie to yourself and then...you know, push ups.
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#453161 - 10/04/09 12:49 PM Re: I have noticed...
John Doe Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
It's Metal I listen to, not rock. And my advice to Bishop was spot on.

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#453162 - 10/04/09 02:29 PM Re: I have noticed...
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Quote:

It's Metal I listen to, not rock.




Completely unrelated genres.

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#453163 - 10/04/09 02:42 PM Re: I have noticed...
John Doe Offline
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Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
They're not the same.

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#453164 - 10/04/09 05:03 PM Re: I have noticed...
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
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It's Metal I listen to, not rock. And my advice to Bishop was spot on.




I found MK's post pretty well-written and very spot on. It's not often he posts outside the movie- and album-threads and it mostly is not offensive and/or bullshit, so it ain't fair to take shots, in my opinion.

Lou, focus the hate on JJ, yes? Makes for more powerful shots!
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#453165 - 10/04/09 09:23 PM Re: I have noticed...
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Quote:

They're not the same.




I keep hoping that bitch in the pic will put her fist up her ass but it never happens !
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#453166 - 10/04/09 11:19 PM Re: I have noticed...
KALLA Offline
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Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 205
Yeah Bishop, even though I'm sure you're a nice guy, your posts are usually shit/boring. You'd prolly be better off posting at some whiny black guy forum. Good luck with that.
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#453167 - 10/04/09 11:46 PM Re: I have noticed...
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Quote:

I keep hoping that bitch in the pic will put her fist up her ass but it never happens !




That bitch is Gia, bdm.

I'd like to know why the .gif is so pixelated. It makes it even more difficult to watch.
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#453168 - 10/05/09 04:04 PM Re: I have noticed...
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

Yeah Bishop, even though I'm sure you're a nice guy, your posts are usually shit/boring. You'd prolly be better off posting at some whiny black guy forum. Good luck with that.


Hmmmmm... www.whinyblackguyonline.com Yeeeeaaahhhh.. I like the sound of that
So I'm thinking you will be starting www.judgementalnonblackguywhodoesntpostalotbutiscomfortabletellingotherswhattheyshoulddo.com
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#453169 - 10/05/09 04:11 PM Re: I have noticed...
Crocodile Offline
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
You got the URL wrong Bishop. Try http://www.topix.com/forum/us-house/jesse-jackson
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#453170 - 10/05/09 04:18 PM Re: I have noticed...
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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You got the URL wrong Bishop. Try http://www.topix.com/forum/us-house/jesse-jackson



My bad. I guess now it's.. www.ohtheyteaminuponmenow.com
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#453171 - 10/05/09 05:08 PM Re: I have noticed...
John Doe Offline
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Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
jeff jordan
Quote:

I'd like to know why the .gif is so pixelated. It makes it even more difficult to watch.




I wanted it to be a bit pixelated. I didn't want it to just be a clip...I was looking for a more artistic effect.
I'm getting ready to change it, anyway.

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#453172 - 10/05/09 05:36 PM Re: I have noticed...
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

jeff jordan
Quote:

I'd like to know why the .gif is so pixelated. It makes it even more difficult to watch.




I wanted it to be a bit pixelated. I didn't want it to just be a clip...I was looking for a more artistic effect.
I'm getting ready to change it, anyway.


That is exactly what is wrong with so many editors. If it were "art" you would be able to jerk to it as it was intended That shit right there is just frustrating. Uuummm would you p.m. me that gif without the special effects?
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#453173 - 10/05/09 06:16 PM Re: I have noticed...
John Doe Offline
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Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
Quote:

Quote:

jeff jordan
Quote:

I'd like to know why the .gif is so pixelated. It makes it even more difficult to watch.




I wanted it to be a bit pixelated. I didn't want it to just be a clip...I was looking for a more artistic effect.
I'm getting ready to change it, anyway.



Bishop
That is exactly what is wrong with so many editors. If it were "art" you would be able to jerk to it as it was intended That shit right there is just frustrating. Uuummm would you p.m. me that gif without the special effects?



There was no original gif. It was originally an MP4 from a free preview clip, that I downloaded to my HD. I changed it to an AVI, and then cut it with VirtualDub. Then made it into a gif. I set the gif dimensions to be bigger than the recommended size, which caused it to stretch/pixelate. I no longer have the full clip, before I cut it. I have my cut version of the AVI, before I changed it to a gif. It has a clearer picture.
I can't find the exact clip I saved, so I'll PM you a link to a similar preview of the same scene.

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#453174 - 10/05/09 07:46 PM Re: I have noticed...
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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#453175 - 10/05/09 08:31 PM Re: I have noticed...
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Hmmm I didn't recognize Gia in that GIF. It's OK though she knows I her ! I'd still like to see her stick her fist up her ass though !
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#453176 - 10/16/09 10:17 PM Re: I have noticed...
KALLA Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 205
Another reason you should hit the road. You just requested that there be a gay and tranny section on this forum. Regardless of your intentions, that reeks of faggotry. Possibly this thread was the start of the real you coming out perhaps?
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