Dear Justin Barger...
Dear Jofa you halfhead,

I can see by your happy-go-lucky sense of jubilation that you have found a new corner of the internet whereby you can settle in with your smug, brain-damaged lonely life of shit and talk about music that you do not own. Music that you stole. Music that you think makes you belong to something that you do not. It’s great to see that crippled eggshell skull of yours breath that shit-breathed confidence once again, to completely overlook issues that you have not resolved in this brief lifetime that you will not enjoy until you settle accounts.

First off, where is Bobby Paranoize’s secret Santa present? You little fucking liar, you signed up to the boards’ secret Santa and then fucking ripped off a guy who never even made one negative comment about you. You spent weeks bullshitting and lying about packaging materials and being broke but asshole, you have never had money that you weren’t stealing from your mother. Money that she was going to pay to remain a member of the Autism Society. You can run from her you little piece of shit, you can run from your responsibilities you asshole, but if you think this has gone away, fuck you. Not that your brain has ever understood what taking responsibility means.

It must be nice to be so fucking retarded that you can’t see how miserable your parents are having you mooch off them as hard as you do. All those “I’ll do it later” retorts to repeated requests for you to do the dishes or take out the trash. How the fuck do you think you could ever live independently? IT’s impossible. You have zero life skills other than downloading the music that others have slaved over, turning art into cheap fucking threads that you can start on some shithole message board. You are a fucking waste of life because this is all you will ever amount to you little fucking fuckhole. Your family wishes you were never born and that is why your mother needs her autism support group. You will send her to an early grave and you couldn’t fucking care less.

As far as I am concerned, your blatant racism, sexism and homophobia is the bi-product of your useless fucking skull. Does it ever occur to you, working for a retard salary of $3 an hour (gov't subsidized retard pay scale) at some shitty warehouse job doesn’t exactly place you above anyone else in this life? You live a life of shit while eating garbage you stupid fuck. In addition to all that brain damage that will shorten your life expectancy, you will never amount to a fucking thing. You are the nigger. Your are the whore. You are the faggot. You are all these things because you are worthless to humanity. Can you see the irony here? You can’t call any human being any of these things. You are so much more of a waste of life than anyone you attempt to degrade with those terms. How the fuck can you feel any pride in being white? You should be ashamed.

I’ve given some serious thought to this universe and come to some starting conclusions in my time as a professor of human science. My education has garnered me the sober-minded understanding that sub-human like you requires being put out of your misery for the benefit of all of the people you have hurt. I recommend that you immediately be thrown into a gas chamber and that you spend the remaining minutes of your life choking to death on poison gas so that you can appreciate for once, the lives of others.

My recommendation is that you commit suicide at once. You contribute nothing to the human experience. You are a thief, a liar, an ugly little five foot fuck with googly eyes and mental problems. That stupid confused/fearful look on your face is only matched by your failure to thrive. Euthanizing animals like you should be the matter of the US constitution and I promise that as I seek election in the upcoming civil race for Mayor, that I am going to see the laws of Ohio change forever.

Run little Jofa, run. Unlike you, I have a clear mind, free of disease and imperfection. How long do you think you can run from such brilliance and focussed thinking? Gnaw on those forearms for no reason and dim the lights because they hurt your brain, asshole.

It’s all you’ve got.

Back story and contact data immediately.

www.myspace.com/justinbarger

The writer of the above is the singer of band Putrescence. Formerly singer of Head Hits Concrete(r.i.p) and Swallowing Shit(r.i.p.) They have been trading verbal blows for years. Well, its been more like watching a hydrogen bomb fall on a floundering fetus as Mr Barger is pretty well out classed. It would take about 20 pages and five hours to type out the complete back story.