One of the funniest stories that I have ever heard from Joe Rogan was from his blog back in April of 2006. He told a story about how he was invited to a screening of an adult film. The star of the film was Gia Paloma who brought a guy (on a first date) to the screening. The blog had pictures of Rogan with Gia Paloma and the guy but since then they have been taken down. The blog itself still remains. Here is a part of it:

So the plot is something like theres a chick that is a private detective, and shes trying to find some information about a crime, so shes interrogating this guy. They start talking, and one thing leads to another, and next thing you know, hes fucking her face. Something silly along those lines. I dont really remember exactly what the premise was, but I dont think its all that important. What is important however, is that this scene is being played for the whole audience of party goers in this parking lot, and this girl is on her knees violently shoving this guys cock into her mouth while making noises that sound remarkably like an otter. While this is all happening on the screen, someone says, Shes here!
A car pulls into the parking lot, and the princess steps out and says hi to all her friends.
People applaud.
With her in the car, is a young guy. He looks like hes in his early 20s, and he doesnt really seem like the type to be hanging around with a chick like her. Then I see his face when he looks up at the screen and sees the girl that he arrived with, and shes got her legs behind her head like a contortionist while this rather rude gentleman is alternating shoving his cock in her ass, and then her mouth, over and over again.
Ass, mouth, ass, mouth, ass, mouth.
The guy is grunting like a gorilla, and every time he shoves it in her mouth, shes making the otter noise.

The kids eyes are locked on the screen. He's got this look in his eyes is like he really believes that his brain must be malfunctioning. Like he just cant comprehend what hes watching. Like as if he didnt even know she was a porn star. His jaw drops.
After about 30 seconds of this kid standing in front of the screen, frozen in the hypnotic spell of ass, mouth, ass, mouth, ass, mouth he turns to her asks her a question, and I hear her say, "I was gonna tell you."

NO FUCKING WAY.

I was gonna tell you?
Suddenly, the party just exceeded my wildest expectations.
Is it really possible that this chick could be so crazy that she would invite a guy to a party where a bunch of people are going to sit around and watch a movie of her getting gorilla fucked and not let him know what he was in for?

How is this possible? I have to talk to this guy.
They're talking, and Im trying to eavesdrop, but the sound of the movie is drowning out their words. Im only picking out every third or fourth word that they say, because the guys nuts are slapping off this chicks ass every couple seconds with a sound that was like someone cleaning off chalk board erasers.
So now Im hearing chalk board erasers slapping together, gorilla, otter, erasers, gorilla, otter - over and over again, and every couple seconds I pick up a word or two of their conversation.

The guy eventually leaves her side and heads to the bathroom, and I decide to grab him when he gets out, and hope that hes willing to tell me what happened.
I just cant wait. I know this is going to be hilarious.
Im staring at the bathroom door waiting for him to come out with the same giddy anticipation star wars geeks must have when theyre sitting in the theater, and the opening credits are about to roll.

Finally, the kid comes out.

Hey man, can I talk to you for a second? At this point in time it was pretty clear that he didnt know anyone here, and he looked like he needed a friend to talk to so I didnt even feel bad for prying.
Are you dating that chick? Um well sorta. This is our first date.
Did you know that she did this? The kid starts laughing, No, I had no fucking idea. I just met her out at a bar the other night. She told me she was a makeup artist.

WOW.

Could you even fucking imagine the jolt that went through this kids mind when he first stepped out of the car and saw what was playing on that screen?
This whole thing must be a tremendous disappointment, but he was handling it like a champ with a smile on his face.
This girl is pretty hot, and he probably thought he had struck gold when he got her to go out with him.