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#453092 - 10/03/09 03:14 PM
Re: Joe Rogan
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
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I concur. Seen him years ago and a few times since.
Good dude.
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#453093 - 10/03/09 03:38 PM
Re: Joe Rogan
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He is a bitter guy. He has had more opportunities that 95% of people in show biz will ever get and hates his life. If you have spent any time around him at the Comedy Store -- before he got banned for loudly proclaiming that Carlos Mencia was a joke thief -- or the Laugh Factory, you will know what I am talking about.
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#453094 - 10/03/09 04:52 PM
Re: Joe Rogan
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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What's with rogan's fucking mutant face? growth hormones?
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#453095 - 10/03/09 04:53 PM
Re: Joe Rogan
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Lol Kingfish... are you for real?.
Joe is AWESOME... I've posted on his board for years(banned 3 times)and I'm jealous. Brandon... did you introduce yourself as the BI?. cause I'm going to find out. I bet Joe has no idea he has "teh herp" now. Thanks.
Ohh and Kingfish..head outta ass,yes?.
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#453097 - 10/03/09 05:01 PM
Re: Joe Rogan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Talentless hack. He satisfies his thirst with urine.
I might be the only one who feels that way but there you go.
Edited by conquistador (10/03/09 05:02 PM)
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#453098 - 10/03/09 05:04 PM
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I wouldn't say BW is talentless. I actually enjoy his posts Conq. He's just a lil misunderstood.
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#453102 - 10/03/09 05:15 PM
Re: Joe Rogan
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Registered: 11/27/07
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I just do not find humor in the guy. Sorry Lou, but we can disagree about this.
If he could be Stephen Fry he would be really funny.
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#453104 - 10/03/09 05:19 PM
Re: Joe Rogan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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DDL is a total ham. My left foot was the only time his acting was appropriate.
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#453105 - 10/03/09 05:19 PM
Re: Joe Rogan
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Registered: 01/11/06
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He's about a Million X's less irritating than Dane Cook. I've been offerred free tix to go see him with a group of swinger chicks and I'm still not going.
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#453106 - 10/03/09 05:20 PM
Re: Joe Rogan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Fucking cheeseball.
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#453108 - 10/03/09 05:21 PM
Re: Joe Rogan
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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I FAWKING HATE DANE COOK  He is not teh funny.
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#453111 - 10/03/09 05:27 PM
Re: Joe Rogan
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Registered: 01/30/08
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he is knowledgeable bout a lot of shit, and he put that fucking fraud Ned Holdness aka Carlos Mencia in his place.
He was stoked to meet Brandon because he was probably the only guy there shorter than him. Two great Rogan moments:
Shut up, cunt
Fuck Mo'Nique and fuck Buddy Hackett
Edited by tattypatty (10/03/09 05:29 PM)
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#453113 - 10/03/09 05:36 PM
Re: Joe Rogan
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Registered: 04/16/09
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He's not worthy to suck the slush out of Buddy Hackett's coffin.
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#453114 - 10/03/09 05:37 PM
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Point me to Buddys board, would ya?.
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#453115 - 10/03/09 05:39 PM
Re: Joe Rogan
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Talentless hack. He satisfies his thirst with urine.
I might be the only one who feels that way but there you go.
Fuck it, I like the guy most of the time. He's pretty funny and smart for the most part. I think he over does it with the neo-renaissance man "I'm awesome at everything" vibe he tries to put out, then he tries to cover that up with false modesty.
You have no fucken clue how whacked out he is... none.
Just start with his false moon landing shit and work either way. He's brilliant though and would kill any fuck posting here now or forever.
I've heard his false moon landing stuff. He doesn't seem particularly more "wacked out" than a lot of other people  Sorry if you worship the guy lou, I'm not even shitting on him.......wake me up when a secret sadomasochistic sex tape between him and Lydia Lunch emerges.
I don't worship him BW but can you say you've pissed off someone like him enough to take shots at you and even have you banned?. I'm in no way bragging but Joe is fucken cool and shares a ton of shit on his site.
Again, I'm not taking shots at the guy. (unless you count the last comment I made about B. Hackett, it's about degree's of relativity) I'm not saying he's not cool and entertaining or whatever, I just don't hold him to the same level of esteem you seem to, why the fuck are we even arguing about this? And Woooohooooo for you, it's some kind of accomplishment getting banned from a message board, haha!
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#453117 - 10/03/09 05:48 PM
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Cool story... really. Thanks.
Joe doesn't hide the fact that he does drugs or is an asshole sometimes. You'd have to read his site and blog for awhile but I totally believe what you're saying.
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#453118 - 10/03/09 05:51 PM
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Bug... I'm not going to argue with you but trading shots with someone like Joe to the point where you get the boot is fucken fun. I'll leave the "woooohooooo" up to, well..whatever.
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#453120 - 10/03/09 05:57 PM
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Would if I could Boss...
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#453122 - 10/03/09 07:33 PM
Re: Joe Rogan
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Registered: 01/07/06
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So on the board I see "Joe Rogan" by Brandon Irons, and I think to myself, I bet it's a picture of him with Joe Rogan.
Sure enough...
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#453123 - 10/03/09 07:34 PM
Re: Joe Rogan
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Registered: 04/18/03
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Lol Kingfish... are you for real?.
Joe is AWESOME... I've posted on his board for years(banned 3 times)and I'm jealous. Brandon... did you introduce yourself as the BI?. cause I'm going to find out. I bet Joe has no idea he has "teh herp" now. Thanks.
Ohh and Kingfish..head outta ass,yes?.
I've met Joe before and he's always been cool to me. I don't think he gives a fuck about porn producers but makes plenty of jokes about porn/sex/etc. in his routine.
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#453124 - 10/03/09 07:41 PM
Re: Joe Rogan
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So on the board I see "Joe Rogan" by Brandon Irons, and I think to myself, I bet it's a picture of him with Joe Rogan.
Sure enough...
And why the fuck not? It was cool to meet him and he was kind enough to give some time to a lot of people waiting to meet him. Relax, man.....it's not everyday you get to meet people whose work you enjoy. It feels good to tell them in person.
Plus I know you don't visit the blog at www.brandoniron.com so how else am I going to reach you?
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#453126 - 10/03/09 07:58 PM
Re: Joe Rogan
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/24/08
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Loc: Virginia
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One of the funniest stories that I have ever heard from Joe Rogan was from his blog back in April of 2006. He told a story about how he was invited to a screening of an adult film. The star of the film was Gia Paloma who brought a guy (on a first date) to the screening. The blog had pictures of Rogan with Gia Paloma and the guy but since then they have been taken down. The blog itself still remains. Here is a part of it:
So the plot is something like theres a chick that is a private detective, and shes trying to find some information about a crime, so shes interrogating this guy. They start talking, and one thing leads to another, and next thing you know, hes fucking her face. Something silly along those lines. I dont really remember exactly what the premise was, but I dont think its all that important. What is important however, is that this scene is being played for the whole audience of party goers in this parking lot, and this girl is on her knees violently shoving this guys cock into her mouth while making noises that sound remarkably like an otter. While this is all happening on the screen, someone says, Shes here!
A car pulls into the parking lot, and the princess steps out and says hi to all her friends.
People applaud.
With her in the car, is a young guy. He looks like hes in his early 20s, and he doesnt really seem like the type to be hanging around with a chick like her. Then I see his face when he looks up at the screen and sees the girl that he arrived with, and shes got her legs behind her head like a contortionist while this rather rude gentleman is alternating shoving his cock in her ass, and then her mouth, over and over again.
Ass, mouth, ass, mouth, ass, mouth.
The guy is grunting like a gorilla, and every time he shoves it in her mouth, shes making the otter noise.
The kids eyes are locked on the screen. He's got this look in his eyes is like he really believes that his brain must be malfunctioning. Like he just cant comprehend what hes watching. Like as if he didnt even know she was a porn star. His jaw drops.
After about 30 seconds of this kid standing in front of the screen, frozen in the hypnotic spell of ass, mouth, ass, mouth, ass, mouth he turns to her asks her a question, and I hear her say, "I was gonna tell you."
NO FUCKING WAY.
I was gonna tell you?
Suddenly, the party just exceeded my wildest expectations.
Is it really possible that this chick could be so crazy that she would invite a guy to a party where a bunch of people are going to sit around and watch a movie of her getting gorilla fucked and not let him know what he was in for?
How is this possible? I have to talk to this guy.
They're talking, and Im trying to eavesdrop, but the sound of the movie is drowning out their words. Im only picking out every third or fourth word that they say, because the guys nuts are slapping off this chicks ass every couple seconds with a sound that was like someone cleaning off chalk board erasers.
So now Im hearing chalk board erasers slapping together, gorilla, otter, erasers, gorilla, otter - over and over again, and every couple seconds I pick up a word or two of their conversation.
The guy eventually leaves her side and heads to the bathroom, and I decide to grab him when he gets out, and hope that hes willing to tell me what happened.
I just cant wait. I know this is going to be hilarious.
Im staring at the bathroom door waiting for him to come out with the same giddy anticipation star wars geeks must have when theyre sitting in the theater, and the opening credits are about to roll.
Finally, the kid comes out.
Hey man, can I talk to you for a second? At this point in time it was pretty clear that he didnt know anyone here, and he looked like he needed a friend to talk to so I didnt even feel bad for prying.
Are you dating that chick? Um well sorta. This is our first date.
Did you know that she did this? The kid starts laughing, No, I had no fucking idea. I just met her out at a bar the other night. She told me she was a makeup artist.
WOW.
Could you even fucking imagine the jolt that went through this kids mind when he first stepped out of the car and saw what was playing on that screen?
This whole thing must be a tremendous disappointment, but he was handling it like a champ with a smile on his face.
This girl is pretty hot, and he probably thought he had struck gold when he got her to go out with him.
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