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#45297 - 08/10/04 03:49 AM Fayner Vs Swami
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Swami took a low shot at fayner and it didn't take long for fayner to hit back. In what i like to call battle of the porn parasites. Enjoy it while it lasts because in a day or so fayner will be showing his true zen self , apologizing to swami on his site and then swami will be saying how great fayner is on his show and plugging scott's site to all 4 of his listeners. Even money the feud gets mentioned on the real luke ford's site.

Here is how it started

Swami posts

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Well Cleetus I would but Sammura is now happily retired... and as far as Monkey goes... I am not a Scott Fayner fan and never invited him on the show... so that measn that Smelly Monkey will never be invited on the show (btw Smelly is stalking me with PM's... dude... stop!)







fayner then responds with

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should i be sad you're not a fan of me? no press for me from your mothers basement in Quincy Massachusetts?

i do recall you kissing my ass in Vegas though.

Youre a piss ant




and swami follows with

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Yes Fayner... I am a piss ant... and your a sick fucking pervert who sends me these stupid IM's that are gay... and I am also very impressed that you rememberd me after being in a drunken stupor... and I never kissed your ass... I paid you a compliment... congradulated you on your wedding (which was a bigger joke than the Red sox Chances of wining the world series) ... BTW do not live in Mom's basement in Quincy... and unlike you... I do not have to worry about any dog that lookes like a drug sniffing dog




Although i hate to admit this in a verbal battle between the two fayner is the strong favorite at $1.22 while swami is coming it at a healthy $3.30. These could change as fayner tends to pussy out of confrontations , ever since gen handed him his ass he hasn't been able to regain his confidence with verbal disputes for any length of time, much the same with his erections.





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#45298 - 08/10/04 04:33 AM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
sportswami Offline
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Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
Smelly... I am going to tell your lying, sick, perverted, child molesting, ignorant ass one final time... 1) I don't want to read any more sick pm's from you. 2) My show is more popular than you give it credit for and 3) I .... AM.... NOT.... WANKUS!

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#45299 - 08/10/04 03:02 PM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
This is why monkey rules though- he just keeps posting the Wankus when referring to Swami - funny stuff.
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#45300 - 08/10/04 04:25 PM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
BigPornFan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
Wankus + Swami =

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#45301 - 08/10/04 04:40 PM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
sportswami Offline
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Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
Cleetus I have no problem being lumped in with Wankus (he has helped build KSEX) ... just I am not him and Monkey even knows it!
As far as Big Porn Fan goes... I think he is jealous as all hell that he sits at home with his pot belly, bald head, and small inch worm and is jealous that two average shits are living his dream!

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#45302 - 08/10/04 04:54 PM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
BIG PORN FAN, gets wankus with the zinger.

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Cleetus I have no problem being lumped in with Wankus (he has helped build KSEX) ... just I am not him and Monkey even knows it!
As far as Big Porn Fan goes... I think he is jealous as all hell that he sits at home with his pot belly, bald head, and small inch worm and is jealous that two average shits are living his dream





This post is very sammura like, swami tell sammura she has been unbanned so i can bat around the hood rat for a while.
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#45303 - 09/10/04 01:33 PM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
pornloser78 Offline
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Registered: 12/08/03
Posts: 247
Loc: Tone
as sad as it is i have to give this to fayner, at least people pay attention to what he's doing.

Comming to you from the LBC,
J-Unit
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#45304 - 09/10/04 02:33 PM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
sportswami Offline
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Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
and your claim to fame is what junit? Jerking off 500 times to a porn movie without hitting the tv? Come talk to me when you actually do something worthy of what I do!

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#45305 - 09/10/04 03:00 PM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
pornloser78 Offline
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Registered: 12/08/03
Posts: 247
Loc: Tone
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA you rule, you are right you are so much better then me. i f i could only achieve what you do my life would be worth while HAHAAHA you fucking lop



Chris's biggest fan,

J-Unit

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and your claim to fame is what junit? Jerking off 500 times to a porn movie without hitting the tv? Come talk to me when you actually do something worthy of what I do!


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#45306 - 09/10/04 03:15 PM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
pornloser78 Offline
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Registered: 12/08/03
Posts: 247
Loc: Tone
and hell if i could jerk off 500 times in a row that would beat anything you have done to date
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#45307 - 09/10/04 03:25 PM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
sportswami Offline
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Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
I am not saying I am better than you... I just am doing more with my opportunity than you are... and at least I have the balls to state whom I am and not hide behind the computer screen. So in that sense... yeah I am better than you!

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#45308 - 09/10/04 07:35 PM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
swami is a moron. I am better then you swami and guess what i look down on you.


I'm tired.
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#45309 - 09/10/04 08:42 PM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
pornloser78 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/08/03
Posts: 247
Loc: Tone
so that's why i don't drive a pinto with three wheels and live in the ghetto
trying to kiss sammura's ass while trying to stalk any whore i can find a way to contact. then i am a loser and damn proud of it and the nice part is chris if you manage to mooch a way to vegas this year just remember you are a joke to everyone in the business. guess what i don't need people to know who i am i can make them hate me without a piece of shit internet show chris. so have you made employee of the month at white castle yet?
fo shizzle my nizzle,
J-Unit



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I am not saying I am better than you... I just am doing more with my opportunity than you are... and at least I have the balls to state whom I am and not hide behind the computer screen. So in that sense... yeah I am better than you!


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#45310 - 09/10/04 08:57 PM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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so that's why i don't drive a pinto with three wheels and live in the ghetto
trying to kiss sammura's ass while trying to stalk any whore i can find a way to contact. then i am a loser and damn proud of it and the nice part is chris if you manage to mooch a way to vegas this year just remember you are a joke to everyone in the business. guess what i don't need people to know who i am i can make them hate me without a piece of shit internet show chris. so have you made employee of the month at white castle yet?
fo shizzle my nizzle,
J-Unit



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I am not saying I am better than you... I just am doing more with my opportunity than you are... and at least I have the balls to state whom I am and not hide behind the computer screen. So in that sense... yeah I am better than you!







I'm crying I laughed so hard.

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#45311 - 09/11/04 05:02 PM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
pornloser78 Offline
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Registered: 12/08/03
Posts: 247
Loc: Tone
today Chris i now know iam better then you for i have met MC Hammer
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#45312 - 09/11/04 07:14 PM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
I was flipping through the channels a few years ago and saw MC Hammer doing some black southern baptist church preachin'... He really wasn't kidding with that pray stuff, even if he did sample a Prince song in it, which somehow made it unholy...
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#45313 - 09/12/04 05:07 AM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

today Chris i now know iam better then you for i have met MC Hammer




At this point i would love to find out that swami IS mc hammer. it would tie up the story nicely, well i think so but then again i spent everyday for 4 years singing american life in the summertime for 6 hours a day, so what in the hell do i know?.
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#45314 - 11/14/05 11:28 PM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Smelly... I am going to tell your lying, sick, perverted, child molesting, ignorant ass one final time... 1) I don't want to read any more sick pm's from you. 2) My show is more popular than you give it credit for and 3) I .... AM.... NOT.... WANKUS!





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#45315 - 11/15/05 08:49 AM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

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Smelly... I am going to tell your lying, sick, perverted, child molesting, ignorant ass one final time... 1) I don't want to read any more sick pm's from you. 2) My show is more popular than you give it credit for and 3) I .... AM.... NOT.... WANKUS!










I miss Swami.Swami please come home.Its just not the same here with out you.
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#45316 - 11/15/05 08:51 AM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Smelly... I am going to tell your lying, sick, perverted, child molesting, ignorant ass one final time... 1) I don't want to read any more sick pm's from you. 2) My show is more popular than you give it credit for and 3) I .... AM.... NOT.... WANKUS!










I miss Swami.Swami please come home.Its just not the same here with out you.





Me too, he gives us an actual person to spew all our wankus hate at.
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#45317 - 07/27/06 11:52 AM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195



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#45318 - 01/20/07 02:34 PM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
This fucking thread has it all.

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#45319 - 01/23/07 01:18 PM Re: Fayner Vs Swami
pornloser Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/12/05
Posts: 167
them were the days

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