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You most certainly are out there, and available. Tell me about this porch thing?. Do you see yourself delivering my newspaper or is it more discreet?.



I see it as you're a toothless thug who's gone so delusional under the stress of having to protect some fantastical notion of internet street cred, that you now believe there are people on your porch.

And, this idea of "discreet" encounters with the people on your porch... Cum Stains, do you find Lou attractive at all?