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#452953 - 10/02/09 10:29 PM Cufflinks
Uncle Joe Offline
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I have over 170 pairs of cufflinks, so I think that I will stop buying cufflinks and will start acquiring money clips and tie clips.

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#452954 - 10/02/09 11:10 PM Re: Cufflinks
Northrop Offline
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I wonder how they're gonna turn this thread into a bunch of ass jokes?

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#452955 - 10/03/09 07:02 AM Re: Cufflinks
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I have over 170 pairs of cufflinks, so I think that I will stop buying cufflinks and will start acquiring money clips and tie clips.




You should collect buttplugs instead you freak, to keep the enemas from leaking out.

(See what I did there)?

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#452956 - 10/03/09 08:14 AM Re: Cufflinks
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I agree with Bornyo. Alex, think off how impressed your tranny whores would be if, when you pulled your pants down, they cast their eyes on a jeweled, steel butt plug hanging out of your enema hole.
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#452957 - 10/03/09 09:55 AM Re: Cufflinks
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Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Do you even own any french cuff shirts? Or ties? Or money?

You spend your money on shot you dont need and will never use, but steal from your grandmother and eat disgusting garbage I wouldnt feed my dog.

Quite a life you've built for yourself there.
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#452958 - 10/03/09 02:42 PM Re: Cufflinks
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Do you even own any french cuff shirts? Or ties? Or money?

You spend your money on shot you dont need and will never use, but steal from your grandmother and eat disgusting garbage I wouldnt feed my dog.

Quite a life you've built for yourself there.



I have like 16 french cuff shirts, 80 ties and $9,000.

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#452959 - 10/03/09 02:47 PM Re: Cufflinks
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Quote:

Quote:

Do you even own any french cuff shirts? Or ties? Or money?

You spend your money on shot you dont need and will never use, but steal from your grandmother and eat disgusting garbage I wouldnt feed my dog.

Quite a life you've built for yourself there.



I have like 16 french cuff shirts, 80 ties and $9,000.




and you forgot to mention that you live with mommy. How old are you?
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#452960 - 10/03/09 02:55 PM Re: Cufflinks
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Alex, do you have a resume?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#452961 - 10/03/09 04:01 PM Re: Cufflinks
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I have like 16 french cuff shirts, 80 ties and $9,000.




If you have $9000....why are you stealing from your grandmother? Bad enough you dont have a job and are completely worthless and disgusting.
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#452962 - 10/03/09 04:38 PM Re: Cufflinks
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Bad enough you dont have a job and are completely worthless and disgusting.




He's an entre-pooh-nure.
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#452963 - 10/03/09 04:43 PM Re: Cufflinks
gia jordan Offline
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Alex, are the french cuff shirts made from the same paper towel roll as your white suit?
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#452964 - 10/03/09 04:45 PM Re: Cufflinks
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Quote:

Quote:


I have like 16 french cuff shirts, 80 ties and $9,000.




If you have $9000....why are you stealing from your grandmother? Bad enough you dont have a job and are completely worthless and disgusting.



9K in cash and over 32K elsewhere.

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#452965 - 10/03/09 04:48 PM Re: Cufflinks
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So how is it you can't pay rent for your own place and instead live with your mother?

I could understand this if she needed some kind of special care but if she can live on her own why can't you?
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#452966 - 10/03/09 04:48 PM Re: Cufflinks
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I really don't care what you all say. All your talk just proves how expendable and disposable all you people are. All I care is about myself, my benefit and personal profit. The rest, I don't care about.

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#452967 - 10/03/09 04:51 PM Re: Cufflinks
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You don't care about your mother and your grandmother? C'mon, I doubt you're as Machiavellian as you try to be.
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#452968 - 10/03/09 04:53 PM Re: Cufflinks
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#452969 - 10/03/09 04:57 PM Re: Cufflinks
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Quote:

I really don't care what you all say. All your talk just proves how expendable and disposable all you people are. All I care is about myself, my benefit and personal profit. The rest, I don't care about.




I think you missed my point so I will make it clear.

Why do you live with your mother if you can pay for a place of your own?

You might look down on other people but you are the pathetic one here.
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#452970 - 10/03/09 05:01 PM Re: Cufflinks
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I could just copy paste Michael Alexander's diatribe against Justin Barger and replace all the instances of Justin's name with Panzer's and the part about beingh a five foot googley eyed little ugly fucker with being a six foot hairy ugly mass of shit and it would pretty much sum it up the same way.
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#452971 - 10/03/09 05:01 PM Re: Cufflinks
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Keep us posted, Alex. Don't listen to the haters, they're just jealous.

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#452972 - 10/03/09 05:05 PM Re: Cufflinks
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What would anyone have to be jealous of exactly?
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#452973 - 10/03/09 05:10 PM Re: Cufflinks
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Quote:

What would anyone have to be jealous of exactly?





The million of dollars he's going to make in military contracts when he designs the deadly and cost saving new super weapon....... THE CUFFLINK LAUCHER
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#452974 - 10/03/09 06:49 PM Re: Cufflinks
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That's the funniest thing I've seen in quite sometime.
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#452975 - 10/03/09 10:28 PM Re: Cufflinks
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Tie Clips:



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#452976 - 10/03/09 10:32 PM Re: Cufflinks
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Money Clips:



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#452977 - 10/04/09 08:57 AM Re: Cufflinks
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My cufflinks, there are more of them:



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#452978 - 10/04/09 01:06 PM Re: Cufflinks
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And this is hairy me :


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#452979 - 10/04/09 01:28 PM Re: Cufflinks
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#452980 - 10/04/09 02:05 PM Re: Cufflinks
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Registered: 09/07/07
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And I thought I had cheap suits. £50 suits from burtons look nicer than panzer's disposable decorators suit.

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#452981 - 10/04/09 02:49 PM Re: Cufflinks
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Registered: 04/17/06
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Quote:

I really don't care what you all say. All your talk just proves how expendable and disposable all you people are. All I care is about myself, my benefit and personal profit. The rest, I don't care about.




You also care about your large collection of trannie movies.
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#452982 - 10/04/09 05:11 PM Re: Cufflinks
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
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Quote:

And this is hairy me :




Nice sweater-vest. However I notice the pits have been shaven. Those pit-hairs are less important than the other organisms that make up The Panzer?
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#452983 - 10/04/09 05:32 PM Re: Cufflinks
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Panzer's trannie lover likes him to shave his pits.
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#452984 - 10/04/09 05:46 PM Re: Cufflinks
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I believe Tranzer is in search of that elusive can of RuPaul Boyardee Cufflink Enema Sauce (with extra O's) and once he finds it or invents it he will finally be in peace. And so will we.
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#452985 - 10/04/09 09:11 PM Re: Cufflinks
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Quote:

Quote:

I really don't care what you all say. All your talk just proves how expendable and disposable all you people are. All I care is about myself, my benefit and personal profit. The rest, I don't care about.




You also care about your large collection of trannie movies.



I don't have any.

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#452986 - 10/04/09 09:13 PM Re: Cufflinks
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

And this is hairy me :




Nice sweater-vest. However I notice the pits have been shaven. Those pit-hairs are less important than the other organisms that make up The Panzer?



Yeah, I shave the pits, the asscrack and the balls. All the areas where it smells from so it don't smell.

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#452987 - 10/04/09 09:15 PM Re: Cufflinks
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I believe Tranzer is in search of that elusive can of RuPaul Boyardee Cufflink Enema Sauce (with extra O's) and once he finds it or invents it he will finally be in peace. And so will we.




Ahhh! - the mouth-watering aroma of fresh salad, the sensational taste of salad condiments and that extra special zing that herbs, spices and seasonings add is a sure hit amongst a health-conscious or your normal/everyday consumer.

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#452988 - 10/04/09 10:24 PM Re: Cufflinks
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Between the cuff links and the tie clips there is more metal in one of Panzer's dresser drawers than there is in Gary Busey's head.
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#452989 - 10/07/09 09:58 PM Re: Cufflinks
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I shave the asscrack because sometimes the toilet paper gets stuck there if it is hairy.



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#452990 - 10/07/09 10:19 PM Re: Cufflinks
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Registered: 05/22/08
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I shave the asscrack because sometimes the toilet paper gets stuck there if it is hairy.






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#452991 - 10/08/09 07:06 AM Re: Cufflinks
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Alex, that may have been the most unnecessary picture ever posted in the history of the internet.
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