Remember Alexis Golden? She used to post here for a short while. Just like her BFF, Janet Mason, Alexis is an ancient whore who fuck mostly blacks for her website and porn companies low-class enough to hire her. They also escort.

Just like Janet, Alexis has a Caucasian cuckold hubby. His name is "Ty" most likely as in "Tyrone's bitch". Ty's fugly(see picture below). Ty is jobless(well, to be fair he's in charge of twittering his wife's black lovers, asking them questions like what kind of ice cream they prefer). Ty is slovenly.

Recently, Alexis has decided to give her otherwise useless husband a purpose in life and ordered him to write her blog for her. It's not a good read. He turns out to be a judgmental fuck("Is it Halloween year round in LA? What the fuck? Can't the people in that city restrict dressing up like vampires and dead people to one time period a year?"), makes hollow threats("I’d like to send some of my NY friends, Vito and Tony to visit this prick. He’d be limping for quite some time.") and is often quite unstable ("BEEP, BEEP, BEEP").

What's even worse Ty fails at producing any worthwhile lulz. So why make an XPT thread about him? Well, there's only one reason: BAGELS.

Ty LOVES bagels. In the morning, when his wife is getting ready to fuck other man he is looking forward to "a great Bagel on Ventura Blvd". When his wife is busy trying to get Christian "who took her porn cherry" to "do her again", Ty "continues his search for the best LA Bagel" ending up "at Western Bagel on Ventura. Very good, but not NY quality.". "On the Sabbath", a "scraggly ugly fucking old" director made himself a talent...meanwhile Ty was worried that "there are only so many bagels and hamburgers you can eat".

Studios won't let Ty on set because he would have a hard time to "keeping there pants on" during the shoot and does so only to prevent "causing laughter". So he waits and waits constantly texting Alexis to send him pictures of stunt cocks' dicks(don't ask me why) and twittering Richard Mann to ask about his favorite bagels brand usually ending his day with "1 Bagel, 1 Lousy Hamburger, Anxiety, 1 Verbal Assault, 0 Pictures". Ty's day ends with Alexis not giving Ty promised blowjob leaving him wondering whether "it is wrong to jerk off on a sleeping woman’s face" and dreaming about to the last visit to the Bagel place before leaving LA.

Porn industry, just like insane asylums and the contemporary Western society is full of obsessed people. Whores in general are obsessed with money, attention, dreams of "mainstream crossover", shoes while men in porn are usually after money, power and pussy. Ty is different...he just wants a good bagel. That's why he deserves an XPT thread.

Why when there's a Noah's Bagels near both those joints?

No link? Don't make me work for it Free
Is Noah's better than Western? Those blueberry bagels at Western are the shizznit!

http://www.alexisgoldenblog.com/

Thanks. And Montreal Bagels rule. Ask any Jew...

Ha they had dinner with Janet Mason and her loser husband as well. I would love to hear the conversations between to two guys...

Whatever Noah's serves, they are not bagels. Maybe bread doughnuts? Bagels must be boiled in water and then baked. Hard outside, soft inside. The closest to real bagels you can get in LA are:

Bagel Broker Fairfax and Beverly
Brooklyn Bagel Bakery: Beverly and Rampart

These are where the delis buy their bagels every morning. There is another bakery in the valley that Brent's uses, but I forgot the name.

You have to give credit to guys like Ty. Compare him to Christian.

Ty is married to a whore, and it doesn't bother him that she's fucking around with the coloreds.

Christian is dating one, and while he says it doesn't bother him, deep down, he's plotting the murder-suicide.

Ty's whore wife takes 2' of black peni and he thinks of bagels and how much money she's making for him.

Christian's whore girlfriend takes a champagne bottle up the ass while Christian and his friends watch on the internet, and Christian cries inside.

Ty may think about sucking dick.

Christian sucks dick.

You tell me who's more grounded in reality.





OK, so these were bad choices.

He just posted a new entry wrapping up his LA experience

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attest Cock, Longest Cock and Best Tasting Cum: Jack Corvous- Penthouse Shoot. He was also the youngest co-star at age 20

Biggest Load: Pierre, from the Anilo's shoot and a POV Blow Job. He was also the oldest co-star at 58

Anal Scenes: Only 2, Johnny Castle and Richard Mann

Creampies: Only 2, same as above, both anal

Facials: 10 Facials, with every one completely eaten to the last drop

Best Stamina: Tie with Danny Mountain, Johnny Castle and TJ Cummings

Best Sex: Danny Mountain

Best Director: Christian

Firsts: Gave her first Hand Job ever to Deep Threat

Best Girl Girl: Tanya Tate Penthouse Shoot

Best Driver and Laundry Guy: Ty Golden

Orgasms: One, masturbation scene with Anilos

Now my totals:

Anal Sex: 1 with Creampie after Johnny Castle did his thing. Love those sloppy seconds!

Facials: 1 after Richard Mann BJ

Dick Photos Received: 4 total- 1 of Jack Corvous and 3 of Lexington Steele

Self Spanked: At least 5, but to be honest I lost count, sorry

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freeinacage is the new name for that guy Crocodile who used to roam around XPT looking for people to suck up to and saying all the things he thought he was supposed to? Well written. Usually can't read anything on XPT that long.

Bagel Broker is awesomeness.

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Best Driver and Laundry Guy: Ty Golden

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I'll talk to AVN about adding that category.

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Don't know any Jews that've been to Canada.

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Trust me, Montreal is full of them...

The Best.....



Insanely good...

talk to some of the chosen peeps who have been up this way, goyim,,,

Ignore that faggot Tatty... he sees things and then imagines junk in front of them(see his ava).

who said cuckolds??