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So yesterday I decided to buy pizza. But the thing is that I don't have work anymore and I am greedy when it comes to money. On tuesdays they got a special: 1 X-Large pie for only $11.00. I told my grandma that I am hungry that the pizza joint has 1-day sale for pizza: regular price is $25.00 but today they have it for $21.00, so I already pocketed $10.00. Another thing is that they charge like $2.50-$3.00 for a single topping, and my favorite layout is pepporoni & mushrooms. So I bought pepperoni and a can of mushrooms seperatly and added it when I came home. Nothing beats a good lunch of pizza & a store-brand bottle of Cola.

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So let me get this right, you ripped off your grandmother? And you're not a bank, politician, or church?

You're a bigger loser than I thought, and that's saying a lot.

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