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#452539 - 09/30/09 08:35 PM
Re: Extra Large Pizza
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Tranny Whisperer
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So yesterday I decided to buy pizza. But the thing is that I don't have work anymore and I am greedy when it comes to money. On tuesdays they got a special: 1 X-Large pie for only $11.00. I told my grandma that I am hungry that the pizza joint has 1-day sale for pizza: regular price is $25.00 but today they have it for $21.00, so I already pocketed $10.00. Another thing is that they charge like $2.50-$3.00 for a single topping, and my favorite layout is pepporoni & mushrooms. So I bought pepperoni and a can of mushrooms seperatly and added it when I came home. Nothing beats a good lunch of pizza & a store-brand bottle of Cola.
So let me get this right, you ripped off your grandmother? And you're not a bank, politician, or church?
You're a bigger loser than I thought, and that's saying a lot.
Hey!, I was hungry, and I don't have a job.
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#452540 - 09/30/09 08:39 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Did you give your grandma the change, and if not how much did you steal from her?
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#452541 - 09/30/09 08:44 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Did you give your grandma the change, and if not how much did you steal from her?
Only $10.00
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#452542 - 09/30/09 08:46 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Have you considere looking for a job rather than stealing from your grandmother?
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#452544 - 09/30/09 08:50 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Thought that perhaps Panzer paid for the 'shrooms and pepperoni.
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#452547 - 09/30/09 09:35 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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This is a classic thread. It has all the great Panzerian leitmotifs - cheapness, disgusting food, ignorant babushkas getting rolled by their scheming grandchildren...
Bishop - don't expect anything more for Christmas, you just got your present.
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#452548 - 09/30/09 10:48 PM
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Do you know what the worst thing was about the Holocaust? Hitler didn't have enough time to kill more of you Ashkenazi fuckers.
Where is your father? You never mention him. Do you have a father? Are you a product of rape? Or are you the result of your mother getting shitfaced one night and waking up in a back alley with her panties around her ankles?
Edited by JasonH (09/30/09 10:52 PM)
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#452550 - 10/01/09 12:22 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Back to the pizza thing for a second...
A couple of months ago I ordered a medium pizza and when I went to pick it up the girl at the register said "We were out of mediums so we are giving you a large for the same price" I was really happy!
Three days later I ordered a large pizzafrom the same place. When I went to pick it up the same girl was at the register.
I said "I was in here a couple days ago and paid for a medium pizza but you gave me a large pizza for the price of a medium because you were out of mediums. To make things fair I ordered a large pizza today and I want to pay for a medium pizza instead just to even things out."
The girl said thet she remembered me and that I was nice for wanting to make things fair.
So she rang me up for a medium and gave me the large pizza and I left!
Shouldnt it be to make it fair that you order a medium pizza and pay for the large?
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#452551 - 10/01/09 12:37 PM
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#452552 - 10/01/09 12:50 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Shouldnt it be to make it fair that you order a medium pizza and pay for the large?
It was the same deal you offered your grandma  
Yes. I think that next tuesday I will buy the pizza again. We got an $1.00 Pizza joint in NYC. You can get a whole X-Large pizza for only $8.00.
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#452554 - 10/01/09 03:33 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Alex Panzer is the personification of shanda fur die goyim.
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#452557 - 10/01/09 05:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Tranzer has never seen a naked woman in person. Getting to Italy is far beyond him.
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