Ha!!!

Checkout the Devry Institute Diploma on the right!

Lazy dolt couldnt make it or cut it at a real school, so he/she fudges it and goes to Devry to land a "technical" job retrieving lost e-mails for computer illiterate secretaries with big tits who only have a job so their boss can tit fuck them during lunch hour (yes, Burg is reliving his past once again)...or maybe he/she is a cable TV repairperson. This allows them to sniff underpants when the occupants of the house are either on the phone not paying attention to them or otherwise distracted, or it allows them to steal checks, credit cards and/or pills from the bathroom medicine cabinet.

But when their lazy asses can't even hold or cut it at the Devry level of employment and shiftlessness, there always is homemade porn to sell on clips-4-sale at 5 bucks a pop(shot) / (down)load!