This show was a lot bigger than last year, which meant more stars, more floor space, more ass. Here are just a few pix with highlights and lowlights from the show. I'm not Ansel Jordan so please bear with my camera skillz. Didn’t really bother with taking many pix of the stars because didn’t know who was charging for snapshots and was gonna pitch a bitch at those who try to take a pix without paying first. I wasn’t about to do a boner-one fan boy move and get my pic with every pro cooze in the house. Had fun conspiring with fans taking pix of any and every ass we could which is what I did. Actually, the strippers and dancers that were in the house to provide eye candy and booty shaking were a helluva lot more fun to interact with and take pix of. Depleted my camera’s battery shooting video footage of the dancers, so I had to resort to my cell phone with some of the porn babes and those shots didn't turn out so great. Who cares, been there done that, from my experience most really are only interesting when they're being banged on camera.
Seka was a total bitch. Got all uppity because she was charging 20 bucks just to take a pic of her old ass standing there and I was like wtf I'm with the media. When she got nasty I called her a has-been and walked away. Her hubby or whoever this guy was who carries her boxes said, “That wasn’t very nice.” Yeah right, tough guy. To tell you the truth, it might've been worth it if she looked like she did in the 70’s, but now she’s just a bitter old hag. Very disappointing. Joanna Angel charging 20 bucks for a polaroid was absurd. C’mon a Polaroid? That shit fades with time.
Monstar was there, and he is a totally cool dude, so you player haters who dis him on here need to shut the fuck up. His social networking seminar was the only one I attended. Flower Tucci looked awful in cornrows. The longest line seemed to be for the Hedgehog again outdoing Jesse Jane & Jenna Haze who also had a lot of fans lining up. Even wackjob Bree Olson drew a big line. Ginger Lynn was popular, as expected. Didn’t see Christy Canyon, didn’t care, had a run-in with her years ago. Almost felt sorry for Amy Fisher. Guess the breakup was why Tera Patrick was nowhere to be seen. Moxxie Maddron was there at the Fantasy Island section doing her thang again. At one point this porn chick Jayla Starr noticed my JM shirt and pulled me aside to tell how much she loved doing Meatholes and working with Dirty Harry. Whoa, I said. The hypnotist show was amusing as guys were told to suck imaginary titties and gals were sucking imaginary cock. Missed 2 Live Crew which was actually just 2 Live Cash strapped foos without Luke. Didn’t know what the folks who were unsuccessfully hawking Egyptian cotton sheets were thinking and the guy hoping to sign up people for American Express credit cards certainly chose the wrong venue. Overall had fun, and it's cool to have an industry event in the Garden State. It was costly to get in, yet totally worthy, but I was thankful for getting a media pass. Thank you and look forward to the show's return again next year.

the ultra-sexy Linda Sicily


a unknown hottie


the blonde had the best butt in the building


see what I mean?

It was great to see you, even if only for a minute!!

xoxox

Moxx, same here... we were all busy, baby. hit me up before you leave the city. Here's one of the only cellphone shots that came out ok I think.

Here some more snaps before the batteries died.


Kayden Kross


Amy Fisher looking lonely & blurry



Evidence of the Polaroid scheme


Jayla Starr's juicy booty

I may have to see more of Jayla Starr.

Here's her twitpic page and webpage from the show...

I couldn't figure out if she was black or asian from the shots. Iafd says she's black and her nationality is Korean, so I guess that means she's a mix. Either way. Me likey.

TY for the pix.