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#452197 - 09/28/09 02:35 PM
Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Dear Bishop, please get help.Put away the pipe, get back in touch with reality. I am deeply concerned for your mental well-being.
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#452199 - 09/28/09 03:26 PM
Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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#452200 - 09/28/09 03:31 PM
Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Alex has always been next level in my opinion. I never understood why people hate. One of his best threads IMO was the one where he was making his own brand of Panzer perfume. That thread killed it.
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#452202 - 09/28/09 03:48 PM
Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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I'm back on the Panzwagon as of Saturday and all it took was those 4 little words. heh.
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#452208 - 09/28/09 09:41 PM
Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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His stuff is truly strange. I cannot stop reading it.
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#452216 - 09/29/09 10:59 AM
Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Everyone saw where Alex admitted he flirts with his grandma about his hairy chest?
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My grandma told me that when she used to work back at Soviet Union there was this woman at the lab that had goosebumps(she was turned on) when she seen a hairy man
Source: Click
Alex, you iron those pants before wearing them out, right? And, on what specific occasions would you wear a white suit?
Everyone tells me to shave it with lasers.
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#452218 - 09/29/09 02:05 PM
Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/01/08
Posts: 71
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And, on what specific occasions would you wear a white suit?
For enemas apparently
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#452220 - 09/29/09 06:24 PM
Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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No doubt that the dude is entertaining in his own weird way, but sometimes he crosses lines that ought never be crossed (wishing death on others' children).
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#452222 - 09/29/09 06:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Definitely more Colonel Sanders than Thomas Wolfe.
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#452223 - 09/29/09 07:01 PM
Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Definitely more Colonel Sanders than Thomas Wolfe.
I agree, but he usually goes by Tom Wolfe. Thomas was a different writer.
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#452224 - 09/29/09 07:04 PM
Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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“My dear guests, I am Mr. Panzer, your host. Welcome to Enema Fantasy Island”
Alex, who took that pic?
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#452227 - 09/29/09 07:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Just remember they only go with a brown shirt and bow tie ~
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#452228 - 09/29/09 09:33 PM
Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/01/08
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Alex, who took that pic?
The neglected hooker hes had tied to the couch with her ass in the air for the past two months.
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#452229 - 09/29/09 10:09 PM
Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Tranny Whisperer
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Registered: 08/02/03
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“My dear guests, I am Mr. Panzer, your host. Welcome to Enema Fantasy Island”
Alex, who took that pic?
I did. I put the camera on timer mode and had to run in front of it and pose there.
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#452231 - 09/30/09 01:49 AM
Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Haaaaaa I fucking love that pic. Look at how cheap and low-quality his threads are. Somewhere between diapers and that bib they give you at the dentist's office...
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#452232 - 09/30/09 07:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Toilet paper chic ?
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#452234 - 09/30/09 08:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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The pants and the jacket don't even look like they're from the same fabric. Wtf?
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#452235 - 09/30/09 09:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Charmin vs. Bounty ?
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#452237 - 09/30/09 09:39 AM
Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
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“My dear guests, I am Mr. Panzer, your host. Welcome to Enema Fantasy Island”
Alex, who took that pic?
are the pants made of paper?
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#452240 - 09/30/09 11:14 AM
Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 572
Loc: USA
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I don't understand how it happened but he is absolutely killing me. I am loving the new black-face Panzer which caused me to start going over some of his older posts. His drawings for an anal-like-escape-pod and other ramblings had me in tears for a good part of last night. He has an agenda which drives him but despite the resistance that he meets because of it(same treatment anyone who is dogged gets around here )he continues to move forward in search of cheap junk food and enemas
Alex I salute you!
I think his Lastest Purchase thread is interesting.
The rest is Mostly comedy.
Alex Panzer
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I got the pants for $6.00 at Macy's on the Summer Clearance 2 years ago. They are by Cubavera, it's a good stuff. That is what they wear in Cuba.
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#452241 - 09/30/09 02:14 PM
Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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It's a nice thought and all MK but theres no fucken way those clothes will ever see the outside world again. Even hinting at the notion that Tranzer has a social life outside of here and the place he can't post at anymore is fucken funny though. Thanks.
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#452243 - 09/30/09 04:59 PM
Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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He shuffles out of his step-moms apartment in a hoodie and sweatpants that wreak of week old condoms and old man sweat. Sometimes the trail of objects falling out his ass accurately portray his tales of sodomy, other times the kids on the corner fuck him up for no particular reason. In the end... he has it coming. Scooter Pie you call it?.
Fair enough.
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