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#452196 - 09/28/09 02:26 PM Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	I don't understand how it happened but he is absolutely killing me. I am loving the new black-face Panzer which caused me to start going over some of his older posts. His drawings for an anal-like-escape-pod and other ramblings had me in tears for a good part of last night. He has an agenda which drives him but despite the resistance that he meets because of it(same treatment anyone who is dogged gets around here )he continues to move forward in search of cheap junk food and enemas Alex I salute you! Attachments 441959-400968-Arab.jpg (15 downloads) _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#452197 - 09/28/09 02:35 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	Dear Bishop, please get help.Put away the pipe, get back in touch with reality. I am deeply concerned for your mental well-being. _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#452198 - 09/28/09 02:49 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Dear Bishop, please get help.Put away the pipe, get back in touch with reality. I am deeply concerned for your mental well-being. I am sober as a judge and unapologetic This guy is just comical. He also brings out the best in other posters.Alex rules! Attachments 441967-338698-cleaver.jpg (11 downloads) _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#452199 - 09/28/09 03:26 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Quote: I don't understand how it happened but he is absolutely killing me. I am loving the new black-face Panzer which caused me to start going over some of his older posts. His drawings for an anal-like-escape-pod and other ramblings had me in tears for a good part of last night. He has an agenda which drives him but despite the resistance that he meets because of it(same treatment anyone who is dogged gets around here )he continues to move forward in search of cheap junk food and enemas Alex I salute you! I agree! _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#452200 - 09/28/09 03:31 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Alex has always been next level in my opinion. I never understood why people hate. One of his best threads IMO was the one where he was making his own brand of Panzer perfume. That thread killed it. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#452201 - 09/28/09 03:42 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Northrop Gay For Pay Registered: 01/13/07 Posts: 1011	I died laughing at the guy at 1st too. Then, you get sick of hearing about shit. And, as we all know, not shit in the general sense of the word. Amongst all the racism and whore-hating at XPT, eventually, you get used to the shit and learn to scrolllll past it. Finally letting you routinely enjoy this genuine oddball who's so amazingly comfortable in his own skin.
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#452202 - 09/28/09 03:48 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	I'm back on the Panzwagon as of Saturday and all it took was those 4 little words. heh. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#452203 - 09/28/09 03:49 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Long time supporter from his ADT days ! They just never got it over there ! _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#452204 - 09/28/09 04:05 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: I died laughing at the guy at 1st too. Then, you get sick of hearing about shit. And, as we all know, not shit in the general sense of the word. Amongst all the racism and whore-hating at XPT, eventually, you get used to the shit and learn to scrolllll past it. Finally letting you routinely enjoy this genuine oddball who's so amazingly comfortable in his own skin. Way to catch up ya numb cunt. Honest question here... Did you really think before you posted that?. That is.."hey xpt..heres something new about panzy. Let me tell you this." haha.. fucken awesome. More of this crash and burn setup stuff Nothrust, yes?. I say Veee.. you say "ick-tum". You buy your own poms-poms, Bitch. You'll need em to stop the bleeding. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#452205 - 09/28/09 05:06 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Northrop Gay For Pay Registered: 01/13/07 Posts: 1011	I love how much I get under your skin Lou. Just knowing every time you see me irks you to anger makes me heart grow warm.
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#452206 - 09/28/09 05:19 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: I love how much I get under your skin Lou. Just knowing every time you see me irks you to anger makes me heart grow warm. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#452207 - 09/28/09 05:24 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: I love how much I get under your skin Lou. Just knowing every time you see me irks you to anger makes me heart grow warm. Yeah yeah... that's fine and all. Not original and completely expected. We'll have a spot for you somewhere in the Crew. Three days on the porch and all, spacemonkey. NEXT....... _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#452208 - 09/28/09 09:41 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7599 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	His stuff is truly strange. I cannot stop reading it. _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#452209 - 09/28/09 09:54 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: Gypsy knows that kitty's real name. No, really. She does. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#452210 - 09/28/09 09:59 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Smell of Anus Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/14/08 Posts: 787	I've been saying that he's the best poster on XXXPT for a long time now. I mean it.
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#452211 - 09/29/09 04:31 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Alex has always been next level in my opinion. I never understood why people hate. One of his best threads IMO was the one where he was making his own brand of Panzer perfume. That thread killed it. Searched and couldn't find anything under Panzer perfume,link pleeeaaase? Quote: His stuff is truly strange. I cannot stop reading it. Hey Tatty,what is happening? Did your boy win his fight? _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#452212 - 09/29/09 10:01 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Enemas anyone? They're FREE!!!
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#452213 - 09/29/09 10:26 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: Enemas anyone? They're FREE!!! Coming soon, to a nightmare near you. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#452214 - 09/29/09 10:34 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	“My dear guests, I am Mr. Panzer, your host. Welcome to Enema Fantasy Island”
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#452215 - 09/29/09 10:49 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Northrop Gay For Pay Registered: 01/13/07 Posts: 1011	Everyone saw where Alex admitted he flirts with his grandma about his hairy chest? Quote: My grandma told me that when she used to work back at Soviet Union there was this woman at the lab that had goosebumps(she was turned on) when she seen a hairy man Source: Click Alex, you iron those pants before wearing them out, right? And, on what specific occasions would you wear a white suit?
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#452216 - 09/29/09 10:59 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Everyone saw where Alex admitted he flirts with his grandma about his hairy chest? Quote: My grandma told me that when she used to work back at Soviet Union there was this woman at the lab that had goosebumps(she was turned on) when she seen a hairy man Source: Click Alex, you iron those pants before wearing them out, right? And, on what specific occasions would you wear a white suit? Everyone tells me to shave it with lasers.
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#452217 - 09/29/09 12:56 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Northrop Gay For Pay Registered: 01/13/07 Posts: 1011	Fuck what they say. Without the suave and deft way you handle your haters, you'd lose half your charm. Quote: Coming soon, to a nightmare near you. This should be photoshopped on that pic. Potential for an internet classic. Just like that "Not My Job Award" pic with the squirrel in the middle of the road.
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#452218 - 09/29/09 02:05 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Y~T Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 12/01/08 Posts: 71 Loc: Fishing for whores with Vicodi...	Quote: And, on what specific occasions would you wear a white suit? For enemas apparently
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#452219 - 09/29/09 04:38 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Is there embroidery on that lapel Panz? White??
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#452220 - 09/29/09 06:24 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	No doubt that the dude is entertaining in his own weird way, but sometimes he crosses lines that ought never be crossed (wishing death on others' children).
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#452221 - 09/29/09 06:32 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	To a KKK formal ? _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#452222 - 09/29/09 06:52 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Definitely more Colonel Sanders than Thomas Wolfe. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#452223 - 09/29/09 07:01 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Steezo Porn Jesus Registered: 01/11/06 Posts: 5287 Loc: Anchorage, Alaska	Quote: Definitely more Colonel Sanders than Thomas Wolfe. I agree, but he usually goes by Tom Wolfe. Thomas was a different writer. _________________________ "Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#452224 - 09/29/09 07:04 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Quote: “My dear guests, I am Mr. Panzer, your host. Welcome to Enema Fantasy Island” Alex, who took that pic?
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#452225 - 09/29/09 07:04 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	True dat. Panzer admires your stilo, Steezo. Careful. That's some Single White Female shit going on. Attachments 442375-Picture 3.png (8 downloads) _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#452226 - 09/29/09 07:36 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Hey Gia, what is happening? Alex, thanks for dropping by and gracing this thread. I want to place an order for some enema cuff links! _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#452227 - 09/29/09 07:41 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Just remember they only go with a brown shirt and bow tie ~ _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#452228 - 09/29/09 09:33 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Y~T Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 12/01/08 Posts: 71 Loc: Fishing for whores with Vicodi...	Quote: Alex, who took that pic? The neglected hooker hes had tied to the couch with her ass in the air for the past two months.
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#452229 - 09/29/09 10:09 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: “My dear guests, I am Mr. Panzer, your host. Welcome to Enema Fantasy Island” Alex, who took that pic? I did. I put the camera on timer mode and had to run in front of it and pose there.
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#452230 - 09/29/09 11:26 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	Quote: Quote: Quote: “My dear guests, I am Mr. Panzer, your host. Welcome to Enema Fantasy Island” Alex, who took that pic? I did. I put the camera on timer mode and had to run in front of it and pose there. Why don't you put the camera on timer mode and run in front of a BIG truck? Thanks in advance _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#452231 - 09/30/09 01:49 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7599 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Haaaaaa I fucking love that pic. Look at how cheap and low-quality his threads are. Somewhere between diapers and that bib they give you at the dentist's office... _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#452232 - 09/30/09 07:39 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Toilet paper chic ? _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#452233 - 09/30/09 08:14 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	That white jacket and the pink shirt cost me less than $3.00 each at Macy's. What a deal!
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#452234 - 09/30/09 08:52 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	The pants and the jacket don't even look like they're from the same fabric. Wtf? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#452235 - 09/30/09 09:04 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	Charmin vs. Bounty ? _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#452236 - 09/30/09 09:07 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	_________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#452237 - 09/30/09 09:39 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
MrBelvedere AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/19/07 Posts: 510	Quote: Quote: “My dear guests, I am Mr. Panzer, your host. Welcome to Enema Fantasy Island” Alex, who took that pic? are the pants made of paper?
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#452238 - 09/30/09 10:51 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	I got the pants for $6.00 at Macy's on the Summer Clearance 2 years ago. They are by Cubavera, it's a good stuff. That is what they wear in Cuba.
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#452239 - 09/30/09 10:57 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Great. When are you going to wear a Columbian neck tie? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#452240 - 09/30/09 11:14 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
John Doe AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 08/07/08 Posts: 572 Loc: USA	Quote: I don't understand how it happened but he is absolutely killing me. I am loving the new black-face Panzer which caused me to start going over some of his older posts. His drawings for an anal-like-escape-pod and other ramblings had me in tears for a good part of last night. He has an agenda which drives him but despite the resistance that he meets because of it(same treatment anyone who is dogged gets around here )he continues to move forward in search of cheap junk food and enemas Alex I salute you! I think his Lastest Purchase thread is interesting. The rest is Mostly comedy. Alex Panzer Quote: I got the pants for $6.00 at Macy's on the Summer Clearance 2 years ago. They are by Cubavera, it's a good stuff. That is what they wear in Cuba.
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#452241 - 09/30/09 02:14 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	It's a nice thought and all MK but theres no fucken way those clothes will ever see the outside world again. Even hinting at the notion that Tranzer has a social life outside of here and the place he can't post at anymore is fucken funny though. Thanks. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#452242 - 09/30/09 02:36 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: It's a nice thought and all MK but theres no fucken way those clothes will ever see the outside world again. Even hinting at the notion that Tranzer has a social life outside of here and the place he can't post at anymore is fucken funny though. Thanks. SSSStttoooooooppp It! Alex goes outside everyday. Those Scooter Pies ain't just walking up in his crib _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#452243 - 09/30/09 04:59 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	He shuffles out of his step-moms apartment in a hoodie and sweatpants that wreak of week old condoms and old man sweat. Sometimes the trail of objects falling out his ass accurately portray his tales of sodomy, other times the kids on the corner fuck him up for no particular reason. In the end... he has it coming. Scooter Pie you call it?. Fair enough. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#452244 - 09/30/09 06:26 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	Quote: He shuffles out of his step-moms apartment in a hoodie and sweatpants that wreak of week old condoms and old man sweat. Sometimes the trail of objects falling out his ass accurately portray his tales of sodomy, other times the kids on the corner fuck him up for no particular reason. In the end... he has it coming. Scooter Pie you call it?. Fair enough. Thank you Lou. Finally a voice of reason in a tranny infused love fest. _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#452245 - 09/30/09 06:42 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	Quote: Quote: Dear Bishop, please get help.Put away the pipe, get back in touch with reality. I am deeply concerned for your mental well-being. I am sober as a judge and unapologetic This guy is just comical. He also brings out the best in other posters.Alex rules! So THAT's what the beginning of mental illness looks like. Get yourself checked Bish, you're a nice enough guy, but come on dude...AP is a fucking disease on this board. I'd rather be subjected to Electro's intermittent nonsensical diatribes any day over cuff-link enema boy. _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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