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#452196 - 09/28/09 02:26 PM Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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I don't understand how it happened but he is absolutely killing me. I am loving the new black-face Panzer which caused me to start going over some of his older posts. His drawings for an anal-like-escape-pod and other ramblings had me in tears for a good part of last night. He has an agenda which drives him but despite the resistance that he meets because of it(same treatment anyone who is dogged gets around here )he continues to move forward in search of cheap junk food and enemas
Alex I salute you!


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#452197 - 09/28/09 02:35 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Dear Bishop, please get help.Put away the pipe, get back in touch with reality. I am deeply concerned for your mental well-being.
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#452198 - 09/28/09 02:49 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Dear Bishop, please get help.Put away the pipe, get back in touch with reality. I am deeply concerned for your mental well-being.


I am sober as a judge and unapologetic This guy is just comical. He also brings out the best in other posters.Alex rules!


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#452199 - 09/28/09 03:26 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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I don't understand how it happened but he is absolutely killing me. I am loving the new black-face Panzer which caused me to start going over some of his older posts. His drawings for an anal-like-escape-pod and other ramblings had me in tears for a good part of last night. He has an agenda which drives him but despite the resistance that he meets because of it(same treatment anyone who is dogged gets around here )he continues to move forward in search of cheap junk food and enemas
Alex I salute you!




I agree!
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#452200 - 09/28/09 03:31 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Alex has always been next level in my opinion. I never understood why people hate. One of his best threads IMO was the one where he was making his own brand of Panzer perfume. That thread killed it.
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#452201 - 09/28/09 03:42 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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I died laughing at the guy at 1st too. Then, you get sick of hearing about shit. And, as we all know, not shit in the general sense of the word. Amongst all the racism and whore-hating at XPT, eventually, you get used to the shit and learn to scrolllll past it. Finally letting you routinely enjoy this genuine oddball who's so amazingly comfortable in his own skin.

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#452202 - 09/28/09 03:48 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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I'm back on the Panzwagon as of Saturday and all it took was those 4 little words. heh.
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#452203 - 09/28/09 03:49 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Long time supporter from his ADT days ! They just never got it over there !
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#452204 - 09/28/09 04:05 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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I died laughing at the guy at 1st too. Then, you get sick of hearing about shit. And, as we all know, not shit in the general sense of the word. Amongst all the racism and whore-hating at XPT, eventually, you get used to the shit and learn to scrolllll past it. Finally letting you routinely enjoy this genuine oddball who's so amazingly comfortable in his own skin.




Way to catch up ya numb cunt. Honest question here...
Did you really think before you posted that?. That is.."hey xpt..heres something new about panzy. Let me tell you this."

haha.. fucken awesome. More of this crash and burn setup stuff Nothrust, yes?. I say Veee.. you say "ick-tum". You buy your own poms-poms, Bitch. You'll need em to stop the bleeding.
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#452205 - 09/28/09 05:06 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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I love how much I get under your skin Lou. Just knowing every time you see me irks you to anger makes me heart grow warm.

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#452206 - 09/28/09 05:19 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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I love how much I get under your skin Lou. Just knowing every time you see me irks you to anger makes me heart grow warm.




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#452207 - 09/28/09 05:24 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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I love how much I get under your skin Lou. Just knowing every time you see me irks you to anger makes me heart grow warm.




Yeah yeah... that's fine and all. Not original and completely expected. We'll have a spot for you somewhere in the Crew. Three days on the porch and all, spacemonkey.


NEXT.......
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#452208 - 09/28/09 09:41 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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His stuff is truly strange. I cannot stop reading it.
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#452209 - 09/28/09 09:54 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Gypsy knows that kitty's real name. No, really. She does.
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#452210 - 09/28/09 09:59 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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I've been saying that he's the best poster on XXXPT for a long time now. I mean it.

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#452211 - 09/29/09 04:31 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Alex has always been next level in my opinion. I never understood why people hate. One of his best threads IMO was the one where he was making his own brand of Panzer perfume. That thread killed it.


Searched and couldn't find anything under Panzer perfume,link pleeeaaase?
Quote:

His stuff is truly strange. I cannot stop reading it.



Hey Tatty,what is happening? Did your boy win his fight?
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#452212 - 09/29/09 10:01 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Enemas anyone? They're FREE!!!




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#452213 - 09/29/09 10:26 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Enemas anyone? They're FREE!!!








Coming soon, to a nightmare near you.
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#452214 - 09/29/09 10:34 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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“My dear guests, I am Mr. Panzer, your host. Welcome to Enema Fantasy Island”

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#452215 - 09/29/09 10:49 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Everyone saw where Alex admitted he flirts with his grandma about his hairy chest?

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My grandma told me that when she used to work back at Soviet Union there was this woman at the lab that had goosebumps(she was turned on) when she seen a hairy man




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Alex, you iron those pants before wearing them out, right? And, on what specific occasions would you wear a white suit?

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#452216 - 09/29/09 10:59 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Everyone saw where Alex admitted he flirts with his grandma about his hairy chest?

Quote:

My grandma told me that when she used to work back at Soviet Union there was this woman at the lab that had goosebumps(she was turned on) when she seen a hairy man




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Alex, you iron those pants before wearing them out, right? And, on what specific occasions would you wear a white suit?



Everyone tells me to shave it with lasers.

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#452217 - 09/29/09 12:56 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Fuck what they say. Without the suave and deft way you handle your haters, you'd lose half your charm.

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Coming soon, to a nightmare near you.




This should be photoshopped on that pic. Potential for an internet classic. Just like that "Not My Job Award" pic with the squirrel in the middle of the road.

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#452218 - 09/29/09 02:05 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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And, on what specific occasions would you wear a white suit?




For enemas apparently

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#452219 - 09/29/09 04:38 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Is there embroidery on that lapel Panz? White??

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#452220 - 09/29/09 06:24 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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No doubt that the dude is entertaining in his own weird way, but sometimes he crosses lines that ought never be crossed (wishing death on others' children).

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#452221 - 09/29/09 06:32 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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To a KKK formal ?
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#452222 - 09/29/09 06:52 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Definitely more Colonel Sanders than Thomas Wolfe.
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#452223 - 09/29/09 07:01 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Definitely more Colonel Sanders than Thomas Wolfe.




I agree, but he usually goes by Tom Wolfe. Thomas was a different writer.
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#452224 - 09/29/09 07:04 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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“My dear guests, I am Mr. Panzer, your host. Welcome to Enema Fantasy Island”









Alex, who took that pic?

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#452225 - 09/29/09 07:04 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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True dat. Panzer admires your stilo, Steezo. Careful. That's some Single White Female shit going on.


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#452226 - 09/29/09 07:36 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Hey Gia, what is happening?
Alex, thanks for dropping by and gracing this thread. I want to place an order for some enema cuff links!
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#452227 - 09/29/09 07:41 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Just remember they only go with a brown shirt and bow tie ~
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#452228 - 09/29/09 09:33 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Alex, who took that pic?




The neglected hooker hes had tied to the couch with her ass in the air for the past two months.

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#452229 - 09/29/09 10:09 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Quote:

Quote:




“My dear guests, I am Mr. Panzer, your host. Welcome to Enema Fantasy Island”









Alex, who took that pic?



I did. I put the camera on timer mode and had to run in front of it and pose there.

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#452230 - 09/29/09 11:26 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Quote:

Quote:




“My dear guests, I am Mr. Panzer, your host. Welcome to Enema Fantasy Island”









Alex, who took that pic?



I did. I put the camera on timer mode and had to run in front of it and pose there.


Why don't you put the camera on timer mode and run in front of a BIG truck? Thanks in advance
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#452231 - 09/30/09 01:49 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Haaaaaa I fucking love that pic. Look at how cheap and low-quality his threads are. Somewhere between diapers and that bib they give you at the dentist's office...
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#452232 - 09/30/09 07:39 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Toilet paper chic ?
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#452233 - 09/30/09 08:14 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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That white jacket and the pink shirt cost me less than $3.00 each at Macy's. What a deal!

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#452234 - 09/30/09 08:52 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
gia jordan Offline
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The pants and the jacket don't even look like they're from the same fabric. Wtf?
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#452235 - 09/30/09 09:04 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
backdoorman Offline
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Charmin vs. Bounty ?
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#452236 - 09/30/09 09:07 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
gia jordan Offline
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#452237 - 09/30/09 09:39 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Quote:

Quote:




“My dear guests, I am Mr. Panzer, your host. Welcome to Enema Fantasy Island”









Alex, who took that pic?




are the pants made of paper?

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#452238 - 09/30/09 10:51 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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I got the pants for $6.00 at Macy's on the Summer Clearance 2 years ago. They are by Cubavera, it's a good stuff. That is what they wear in Cuba.

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#452239 - 09/30/09 10:57 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
gia jordan Offline
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Great. When are you going to wear a Columbian neck tie?
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#452240 - 09/30/09 11:14 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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I don't understand how it happened but he is absolutely killing me. I am loving the new black-face Panzer which caused me to start going over some of his older posts. His drawings for an anal-like-escape-pod and other ramblings had me in tears for a good part of last night. He has an agenda which drives him but despite the resistance that he meets because of it(same treatment anyone who is dogged gets around here )he continues to move forward in search of cheap junk food and enemas
Alex I salute you!




I think his Lastest Purchase thread is interesting.
The rest is Mostly comedy.

Alex Panzer
Quote:

I got the pants for $6.00 at Macy's on the Summer Clearance 2 years ago. They are by Cubavera, it's a good stuff. That is what they wear in Cuba.





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#452241 - 09/30/09 02:14 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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It's a nice thought and all MK but theres no fucken way those clothes will ever see the outside world again. Even hinting at the notion that Tranzer has a social life outside of here and the place he can't post at anymore is fucken funny though. Thanks.
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#452242 - 09/30/09 02:36 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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It's a nice thought and all MK but theres no fucken way those clothes will ever see the outside world again. Even hinting at the notion that Tranzer has a social life outside of here and the place he can't post at anymore is fucken funny though. Thanks.


SSSStttoooooooppp It! Alex goes outside everyday. Those Scooter Pies ain't just walking up in his crib
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#452243 - 09/30/09 04:59 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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He shuffles out of his step-moms apartment in a hoodie and sweatpants that wreak of week old condoms and old man sweat. Sometimes the trail of objects falling out his ass accurately portray his tales of sodomy, other times the kids on the corner fuck him up for no particular reason. In the end... he has it coming. Scooter Pie you call it?.
Fair enough.
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#452244 - 09/30/09 06:26 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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He shuffles out of his step-moms apartment in a hoodie and sweatpants that wreak of week old condoms and old man sweat. Sometimes the trail of objects falling out his ass accurately portray his tales of sodomy, other times the kids on the corner fuck him up for no particular reason. In the end... he has it coming. Scooter Pie you call it?.
Fair enough.



Thank you Lou. Finally a voice of reason in a tranny infused love fest.
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#452245 - 09/30/09 06:42 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Quote:

Dear Bishop, please get help.Put away the pipe, get back in touch with reality. I am deeply concerned for your mental well-being.


I am sober as a judge and unapologetic This guy is just comical. He also brings out the best in other posters.Alex rules!





So THAT's what the beginning of mental illness looks like. Get yourself checked
Bish, you're a nice enough guy, but come on dude...AP is a fucking disease on this board.
I'd rather be subjected to Electro's intermittent nonsensical diatribes any day over cuff-link enema boy.
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#452246 - 09/30/09 07:40 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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So THAT's what the beginning of mental illness looks like. Get yourself checked
Bish, you're a nice enough guy, but come on dude...AP is a fucking disease on this board.
I'd rather be subjected to Electro's intermittent nonsensical diatribes any day over cuff-link enema boy.


My mental illness has been well documented. You are late to that party. Exactly what about Alex rankles you so much? He strikes me as funny, affable, good natured and not hateful in anyway. Near as I can tell that only leaves one thing. His inclination to ass-related porn. Surely we can't place value on board members based on what type of porn they like. I think one of the coolest things about Alex is that some of the funniest shit...umm.. stuff that I have read on this board has been in response to him, yourself included. When I read some of your post in his "Designs" thread, I was in stitches. Why would you call him a disease?
I would rather have one Alex here sharing his honest hopes,thoughts,dreams and diet here, than 40 chicks coming in here posting a couple pics from freeones with the hope of luring you to their paysite.
BTW I think you are cool too. Good to know every disagreement does not have to erupt into a flamewar unless it will be funny.


Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they're comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it
But they sure do it good
I hope they're doin' it for free

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever
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#452247 - 09/30/09 07:51 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Bishop you were gone for a while. The novelty of Alex Panzer wears off quickly. Bump this thread in a month or so and let's see what you think.

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#452248 - 09/30/09 07:55 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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I used to work with "special needs" kids and then juvenile delinquents for about 25 years. Alex is just another day 'cept I don't get paid !
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#452249 - 09/30/09 08:45 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Thanks alot Bishop.You just made a retard with scissors run a little faster.Now he is going to shit up the whole board.WTG
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#452250 - 10/01/09 07:17 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Bishop you were gone for a while. The novelty of Alex Panzer wears off quickly. Bump this thread in a month or so and let's see what you think.




Only because the initial excitement is so grand. But then, eventually, you can get used to him and just looking at him as a regular guy who's fucking odd, the guy is funny.

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I'd rather be subjected to Electro's intermittent nonsensical diatribes any day over cuff-link enema boy.




I was gonna bitch that that's like 40% of the content here now that Coke's gone. But, I only read The Cage and AWOP. The board probably looks different if you read more stuff.

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#452251 - 10/01/09 10:19 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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#452252 - 10/01/09 10:52 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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#452253 - 10/01/09 11:00 AM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Can opener? It looks like he uses a fork and a hammer to open cans.

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#452254 - 10/01/09 05:24 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Bullshit, those are teeth marks !
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#452255 - 10/09/09 09:55 PM Re: Alex Panzer Somehow Became My Favorite Poster
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Sometimes the fear of being thought naive by others can be so great that a person can transform a mindless idiot into a great poster.

I call it the Coke Stephenson Syndrome (CSS) and it applies perfectly to Panzer.
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