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#45165 - 08/09/04 06:11 PM Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear from
sportswami Offline
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Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
So far the list of adult entertainers that have graced my show is a long one: Velvet Rose, Adina Jewel, Jewel DeNyle, Ginger Lynn, Holly Halston, AriaXXX, Gauge, Aurora Snow, Jill Kelly, Gen Padova, Lainey Baron, Alexis Amore, Vicky Vette, Katrina Kraven, Hannah Harper, Jacklyn Lick, Teagan, Corina Taylor, Sammura Shane, Sierra, Friday, Mercedes Ashley, Mercedez, Kiki Diare, Felicia Fox, VanDalia, Alana Evans, Ava Devine, Kimberly Kane, Kayla Paige, Rio Mariah, Sophia Sandobar, Sabrina Snow, Stormy Daniel, Rebeca Starr, Kody Coxx, Lola, Ashley Long, Layla Jade, Ashley Blue, Bianca Pureheart, Lain Oui, Paris Kennedy, Bridgette Kerkove, Seka, Caramel, Lisa Sparxxx, Katrina Kraven, Michael Raven, Dolorian, Catalina Cruz, Terri Summers, Terri Weigel, Utah Sweet, Xana Star, Selena Silver, Olivia Olovely, Tonia Ryan, Trina Michaels, Syren, Summer Haze, Catalina, Autumn Rayne, Samantha Sterlyng, Regan Anthony, Kloey Love, Brittany Love, Jade Deville, Ryan Conner, Kylie Ireland, Nikita Lea, Lola Lane, Monica Mayhem, Mary Carey, Jodie Moore, Gina Lynn, Tawny Roberts, Nakita Kash, Nicole London, Natalie Keen, Nicole Sheridan, Lulu Devine, Lorraine, Jassie, McKayla Matthews, Taylor Rain, Mason Storm, Justine Romee, Jennifer Steele, Heather Tristany, Jelena Jensen, Kelly Kline, Lucy Lee, Heather Tristany, Emily DaVinci, Cynthia Pendragon, Devon, Devon Michaels, Eve Lawrence, Cumisha Amado, Christi Lake, Cleo, Bunny Glamazon, Brittney Skye, Desire Foxx, Amber Peach, Alisha Rhodes, Tory Lane, Ashton Moore, Cherokee, Dayton, Hollie Stevens, Julie Robbins, Laurie Wallace, Lauren Phoenix, Felix Viscious, Lauren Legends, Queeny, Sunset Thomas and Akira Lane

However the Swami wants to hear from the fans on who you want next on the show! So if any of you guys and gals have a suggestion... let me know!

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#45166 - 08/09/04 06:15 PM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear from
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
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Loc: IL
Aria Giovanni

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#45167 - 08/09/04 06:17 PM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
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nevermind
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#45168 - 08/09/04 06:17 PM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
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Sammura Shane
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#45169 - 08/09/04 06:26 PM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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Loc: travieso capital management an...
if you added monkey to cleetus' suggestion, everything in media history save for the OJ chase would pale in comparison
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#45170 - 08/09/04 06:26 PM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
Smelly Monkey Offline
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He offered me a spot, twice. I politely declined. Sorry swami, even i have standards.
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#45171 - 08/09/04 06:28 PM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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He offered me a spot, twice. I politely declined. Sorry swami, even i have standards.




Yeah but Jamesn is on to something big here- you couldn't pass up the chance to go on with Sammura could you- cornchips and catfood for all
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#45172 - 08/09/04 06:34 PM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
sportswami Offline
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Registered: 06/04/04
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Loc: Boston, MA
Well Cleetus I would but Sammura is now happily retired... and as far as Monkey goes... I am not a Scott Fayner fan and never invited him on the show... so that measn that Smelly Monkey will never be invited on the show (btw Smelly is stalking me with PM's... dude... stop!)

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#45173 - 08/09/04 06:39 PM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
james raises a good point. I will soften my stance on the no go to the swami show if he would agree to the following.

1. He books me on the same show as sammura

2. He supplies a kiddie pool filled with catfood and cornchips

3. He allows sammura and i to wrestle in the kiddie pool in a best of 5 series

4. he refs the series wearing his ref uniform from the ksex olympics , the one that i relieved myself over a few times (as pictured below)





if he could promise these things i would consider doing the show.
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#45174 - 08/09/04 10:42 PM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
Fayner Is God Offline
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Registered: 07/11/03
Posts: 78
Loc: Hollywood
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Well Cleetus I would but Sammura is now happily retired... and as far as Monkey goes... I am not a Scott Fayner fan and never invited him on the show... so that measn that Smelly Monkey will never be invited on the show (btw Smelly is stalking me with PM's... dude... stop!)




should i be sad you're not a fan of me? no press for me from your mothers basement in Quincy Massachusetts?

i do recall you kissing my ass in Vegas though.

Youre a piss ant

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#45175 - 08/10/04 03:30 AM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
sportswami Offline
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Loc: Boston, MA
Yes Fayner... I am a piss ant... and your a sick fucking pervert who sends me these stupid IM's that are gay... and I am also very impressed that you rememberd me after being in a drunken stupor... and I never kissed your ass... I paid you a compliment... congradulated you on your wedding (which was a bigger joke than the Red sox Chances of wining the world series) ... BTW do not live in Mom's basement in Quincy... and unlike you... I do not have to worry about any dog that lookes like a drug sniffing dog

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#45176 - 08/10/04 03:50 AM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
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Registered: 04/21/04
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and unlike you... I do not have to worry about any dog that lookes like a drug sniffing dog




Oh, now that's just below the belt. Anything else would have been fine. A mommy joke, name calling, etc. But implying a fear of drug dogs?

Even I wouldn't go that low.

Fayner, are you okay? I realize it hurts when someone zings you with a comment this clever, but I want you to remember that people love you. I, too, am only happy when it Rains.

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#45177 - 08/10/04 04:40 AM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear from
sportswami Offline
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Registered: 06/04/04
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Well in all seriousness... who do you all want on the show? I am throwing it out to everybody here. I want to know who you people would want on the show?

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#45178 - 08/10/04 03:34 PM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Roxanne Hall, Anna Nikova, Aurora snow (again), Wesley Pipes
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#45179 - 08/10/04 04:40 PM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
Mikey Ropucha Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 291
Loc: Illinois, the Porn Void
Is this fucking guy for real?
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#45180 - 08/10/04 04:42 PM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
sportswami Offline
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Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
Yeah I am Freddy Mac... so tell me who you want hear! This is your chance to hear whom you fans want... not like other shows which put their guys on and never listen to who the fans want!

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#45181 - 08/10/04 06:49 PM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
For the sports, Randy Couture or Vitor Belfort. They have a big fight at the next UFC. For porn,how about Melissa Lauren,Kami, or Gen? Use some of the female talent here.
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#45182 - 08/11/04 02:33 AM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
pornloser78 Offline
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Registered: 12/08/03
Posts: 247
Loc: Tone
may be he could hook you up with a live demo
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#45183 - 08/11/04 07:37 AM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Ive already done it quite a few times I'ms ure people are sick of hearing me.

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#45184 - 08/11/04 07:39 AM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
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Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Who will get sick of you Gen? You know I can listen to your stories all day long.
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#45185 - 08/11/04 08:55 AM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
sportswami Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
Gen has done it twice and right now I don't want to over expose her (like Tiger Woods)... but as far as Melissa Lauren goes... lets just say... I got some big plans in store about her :-)

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#45186 - 08/11/04 11:28 AM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
C'mon man interview Wesley Pipes- you know that would be some funny shit
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#45187 - 08/11/04 03:59 PM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
sportswami Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
I will see what I can do... got a boat load already lined up (boxing's Danny Williams, Willie Gibbs, Vicky Vette, Roxy Heart, Roxanne Hall, Malora Malone, Suny Leone, Coors Light Twins, Bert Sugar, and XXPorntalk darling Ariana Jollee

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#45188 - 08/11/04 04:02 PM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
kyoto Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
Aria Giovanni

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#45189 - 08/11/04 05:14 PM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Good work on Roxanne Hall swami , I may have to figure out how to listen to your station for her- keep me updated
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#45190 - 08/12/04 05:59 AM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
I'd love to be the very first non-fake boobed coors or budweiser chick!!!! That's so white trash it turns me on!!

Why is it that I like things that are totally opposite of what I really am? Am I in denial? LMAO

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#45191 - 08/21/04 02:18 PM Re: Swami's next guest... who do you want to hear
sportswami Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/04/04
Posts: 406
Loc: Boston, MA
Just to give an update of who is going to be scheduled in the next couple of weeks on the show
Shay Sights & Jamie Brooks August 28th
Arianna Jollee & Vicki Vette September 3rd
Roxanne Hall & Destiny St. Claire September 10th
Also on deck Carmen Luvana returns, Avy Lee Roth, Allanah Star, Jada Fires, Jessica Drake, Malora Malone, Jewel DeNyle and Alexis Amore also return.
If anyone has someone they would like to hear from... I will put them on the schedule.

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