james raises a good point. I will soften my stance on the no go to the swami show if he would agree to the following.

1. He books me on the same show as sammura

2. He supplies a kiddie pool filled with catfood and cornchips

3. He allows sammura and i to wrestle in the kiddie pool in a best of 5 series

4. he refs the series wearing his ref uniform from the ksex olympics , the one that i relieved myself over a few times (as pictured below)





if he could promise these things i would consider doing the show.