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#451646 - 09/26/09 05:00 PM
Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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Wandering across the internets I realize that some poor souls are stuck back in 2006 or 2007 and here we are at the end of 2009.
Like a wonderful butterfly shedding its cocoon, as we move into the final chapter of this year please help your fellow posters eliminate those old terms that used to be ever so cool and hip and which now only point out those XPTers who have fallen behind the "trendy curve" into Geekdom.
My contribution to terms which are soooo past their expiration date of "cool":
1. Epic
2. Fail
3. Butthurt
Any others?
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--Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.
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#451648 - 09/26/09 07:16 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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Sorry Pipedream, I have come to fear we do not speak the same language. The basic sentiments can sometimes be grasped, but the finer points (which may or may not actually exist) get lost in a wave of poorly defined imagery.
I sometimes get a flashback to my days as a Psych Tech in a large state mental institution, sipping coffee, watching cartoons, and playing cards in the break room while discussing philosophy and politics with schizophrenics. Flash forward to classrooms where I am discussing philosophy and politics with philosophers and politicians and I where I have several consecutive moments of epiphany where I realized the similarities between people who needed to appear intelligent--if only for themselves--through conversations at me.
There is a certain maturation that takes place after a couple of hundred of these (and other) experiences. You put away the childish fantasy that buried in the complicated phrases of the pressured speech leading into a flight of ideas and loosness of association, characterized by the highly functioning schizophrenic or average politician, lays some deep truth.
Deep meaning and truth only exists in simple sentences and is described by common words of few syllables as defined by the reader not the writer.
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--Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.
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#451650 - 09/26/09 07:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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E.y. Even the manic retards you never dealt with would have to think Pipe Dreams a full on cunt. Not for his posts but for the message he doesn't send.
He's trying, he really is.
And now with the drool cup EY.....Drool.Cup. Alleviate the manufactured pain.(it wasn't me pd... it was HIM)
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#451651 - 09/26/09 07:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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On topic... pwned^ is old and tired.
Just knock it off.
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#451656 - 09/26/09 07:47 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
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On topic...
I've got a few of 'em, but here's one:
"Wait for it... wait for it..."
Maybe not so much here at XPT, but in everyday conversation it makes me wanna kick someone in the face. Who the fuck popularized this gem?
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#451663 - 09/26/09 08:09 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
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Personally I didn't have a problem with the post myself. It was a bit lengthy and sometimes my attention span... wanders. It did flow well and it made me care enough to finish it even when 3/4 of the way in I realized it has been a day or two since I have masturbated. I was only trying to clarify, that as near as I could tell Pipe's dismissal of that post appeared to encompass the entire post, not any one or combination of ideas conveyed within. However I could be mistaken. It certainly would not be the first time, but be certain of this:I am going to masturbate
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#451672 - 09/26/09 08:45 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
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#451673 - 09/26/09 08:51 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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I am indifferent to the use of trendy slang. Picked up two really hot Black chicks tonight, but all they wanted was a lift ( had two little girls in tow). Had no problem understanding their slang. They thought I was hacking and offered me six or seven bucks, but I told them to keep their dough as I was heading in that direction anyway, and am an old sinner trying to keep out of hell and at least scrape my sorry old ass into purgatory.
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#451678 - 09/26/09 09:11 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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Shit is serious. For those who give one.
How to talk like Yoda
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#451679 - 09/26/09 09:14 PM
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#451686 - 09/26/09 09:53 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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And still no one gives a shit.
Just remember, Pipedream, the only person you are fooling is yourself.
I'm starting to think you are even beginning to lose out on your ability to fool yourself just a little bit, no?
Don't worry, I'll be there next time too. But, you know what? I'm a pretty fair guy. If you ever stop being fake and post something of substance, I'll be the first one to support you. I honestly don't think you have it in you though, man, and I'm not just saying that to be mean. It is what I have been thinking for a long time, and what prompted this little talk in the first place.
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--Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.
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#451690 - 09/26/09 10:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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I fucking hate the expression "Wow. Just wow." It usually pops up in political discussions: "Palin said she can see Russia from her house. Wow. Just wow."
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"Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#451691 - 09/26/09 10:56 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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PS. EY, thoughts on the Little Twin Stars? >
OK, now you're just freakin' me out. I have been online looking up stuff about the constellations during my little chat with Pipedream. Coincidence or twilight zone episode?
No cLUe. Anal Pipe Cream mentioned that they were l0u & i. The Little Twin Stars, are Sanrio characters from Japan. kiKi is the boy and Lala is the girl. They might be angels, WHAT do you think?.
What I find ironic about Pipe's twin nonsense babble is that Lou and I died earlier this year, so technically Pipe is a confused pervert with necrohomo fantasies and is only worked up because no one noticed that itS new and told him it "looks good" on him.
but the REAL Q here is, why the fuck are we still posting, if were dead? (lou & I?)
No, I was aware of that assertion/connection from previous posts, but I did not know what you were asking me and just thought it was a funny coincidence. I was trying to find out when Ursa Major was above the horizon in order to locate Polaris tonight.
I have no real thoughts on that matter though. All the characters I meet online are no more real to me than watching cartoons on TV.
P.S. By the way, I would like it if everybody returned the favor as well. I'm not lookin to carpool with anybody to the next XPT barbecue.
Edited by E.Y.Davis (09/27/09 12:35 AM)
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#451693 - 09/27/09 06:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Making posts in catspeak is another trend that needs to end now.
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