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#451646 - 09/26/09 05:00 PM Please help your fellow XPT posters
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Wandering across the internets I realize that some poor souls are stuck back in 2006 or 2007 and here we are at the end of 2009.

Like a wonderful butterfly shedding its cocoon, as we move into the final chapter of this year please help your fellow posters eliminate those old terms that used to be ever so cool and hip and which now only point out those XPTers who have fallen behind the "trendy curve" into Geekdom.



My contribution to terms which are soooo past their expiration date of "cool":

1. Epic

2. Fail

3. Butthurt


Any others?
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#451647 - 09/26/09 06:19 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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For more seeds to be trenched in an offering's piss so that a new tree may cast darkest shadows on the abyss that is XPT.

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#451648 - 09/26/09 07:16 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Sorry Pipedream, I have come to fear we do not speak the same language. The basic sentiments can sometimes be grasped, but the finer points (which may or may not actually exist) get lost in a wave of poorly defined imagery.

I sometimes get a flashback to my days as a Psych Tech in a large state mental institution, sipping coffee, watching cartoons, and playing cards in the break room while discussing philosophy and politics with schizophrenics. Flash forward to classrooms where I am discussing philosophy and politics with philosophers and politicians and I where I have several consecutive moments of epiphany where I realized the similarities between people who needed to appear intelligent--if only for themselves--through conversations at me.

There is a certain maturation that takes place after a couple of hundred of these (and other) experiences. You put away the childish fantasy that buried in the complicated phrases of the pressured speech leading into a flight of ideas and loosness of association, characterized by the highly functioning schizophrenic or average politician, lays some deep truth.

Deep meaning and truth only exists in simple sentences and is described by common words of few syllables as defined by the reader not the writer.

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#451649 - 09/26/09 07:20 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Basic bullshit. A load of it. It's not even disappointing anymore.

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#451650 - 09/26/09 07:24 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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E.y. Even the manic retards you never dealt with would have to think Pipe Dreams a full on cunt. Not for his posts but for the message he doesn't send.

He's trying, he really is.

And now with the drool cup EY.....Drool.Cup.
Alleviate the manufactured pain.(it wasn't me pd... it was HIM)
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#451651 - 09/26/09 07:26 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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On topic... pwned^ is old and tired.

Just knock it off.
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#451652 - 09/26/09 07:28 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Quote:


And now with the drool cup EY.....Drool.Cup.






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#451653 - 09/26/09 07:30 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
drained Offline
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Keep telling it Lou, it'll make sense even to you at some point. It doesn't right now. Really. Keep it going, sweetheart in disguise.

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#451654 - 09/26/09 07:42 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Quote:

Basic bullshit. A load of it. It's not even disappointing anymore.




What is basic bullshit?
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#451655 - 09/26/09 07:44 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
drained Offline
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Thickness, your post before mine, what else? Jesus Christ!

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#451656 - 09/26/09 07:47 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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On topic...

I've got a few of 'em, but here's one:

"Wait for it... wait for it..."

Maybe not so much here at XPT, but in everyday conversation it makes me wanna kick someone in the face. Who the fuck popularized this gem?
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#451657 - 09/26/09 07:48 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Thickness, your post before mine, what else? Jesus Christ!




That doesn't answer my question. There is no substance to that reply. What idea do you disagree with?
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#451658 - 09/26/09 07:51 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Quote:

Quote:

Thickness, your post before mine, what else? Jesus Christ!




That doesn't answer my question. There is no substance to that reply. What idea do you disagree with?


I am no scholar, but I am willing to wager... All of it. The entire post. I hope this helps
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#451659 - 09/26/09 07:53 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
drained Offline
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Search for the truth in plain sentences dry as granny cunt. Start it up.

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#451660 - 09/26/09 07:57 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Thickness, your post before mine, what else? Jesus Christ!




That doesn't answer my question. There is no substance to that reply. What idea do you disagree with?


I am no scholar, but I am willing to wager... All of it. The entire post. I hope this helps




I think sometimes a person may make a pretty innocuous statement in a bit of an inflammatory way in order to catch a person's attention or draw them into conversation. You know, like the way newspapers like to come up with eye-catching headlines for boring stories?

Do you mean it is bullshit that I worked as a psych tech in a mental hospital? What specific thing or things are bullshit?

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#451661 - 09/26/09 07:59 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Quote:

On topic...



oK, OK... 10-20mg of oxycontin.
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#451662 - 09/26/09 08:03 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Quote:

Search for the truth in plain sentences dry as granny cunt. Start it up.




I don't understand.

Are you trying to say: "EY, I disagree with you and I do not think that you can find truth in simple language?"

Pipedream, are you confusing the words "I don't understand" with something similar to "Go fuck yourself"? You do understand the difference between those two phrases, don't you? I don't think I have ever seen a level of defensiveness like yours.
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#451663 - 09/26/09 08:09 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Personally I didn't have a problem with the post myself. It was a bit lengthy and sometimes my attention span... wanders. It did flow well and it made me care enough to finish it even when 3/4 of the way in I realized it has been a day or two since I have masturbated.
I was only trying to clarify, that as near as I could tell Pipe's dismissal of that post appeared to encompass the entire post, not any one or combination of ideas conveyed within. However I could be mistaken. It certainly would not be the first time, but be certain of this:I am going to masturbate
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#451664 - 09/26/09 08:18 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Quote:

Quote:

On topic...



oK, OK... 10-20mg of oxycontin.




...and some sleep.

"im half dead".
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#451665 - 09/26/09 08:18 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
drained Offline
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Bishop's on to something there. Davis just lacks the approach interesting enough to actually care. The "truth in simplicity" might have something going for it, the redundant mind game formula is a definite sleeping aid.

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#451666 - 09/26/09 08:21 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Personally I didn't have a problem with the post myself. It was a bit lengthy and sometimes my attention span... wanders. It did flow well and it made me care enough to finish it even when 3/4 of the way in I realized it has been a day or two since I have masturbated.
I was only trying to clarify, that as near as I could tell Pipe's dismissal of that post appeared to encompass the entire post, not any one or combination of ideas conveyed within. However I could be mistaken. It certainly would not be the first time, but be certain of this:I am going to masturbate




Bishop, this is nowhere near the first time I have told Pipedream I couldn't understand a reply of his to something I have written. His reaction to somebody saying, "I don't understand what you wrote." is downright freaky. It is off the charts weird.

I'll be perfectly honest. I have a sneaking suspicion there is something going on there.

Almost always there is a point to my boring online fishing expeditions like this one.
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#451667 - 09/26/09 08:23 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Simple sentences containing truth are lacking here, Davis. Get to the point or don't bother.

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#451668 - 09/26/09 08:27 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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#451669 - 09/26/09 08:30 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Quote:

Bishop's on to something there. Davis just lacks the approach interesting enough to actually care. The "truth in simplicity" might have something going for it, the redundant mind game formula is a definite sleeping aid.




The only mind game is that I am pestering you to make a coherent response even to a boring topic like this.

Why?
Because you have done this a dozen times. You type something incoherent and then run away and cover your head under the blanket of ambiguity.

So what?
So, if you are going to continue to leave these skid marks after my posts, I am going to point out to everybody that you really don't have a meaningful thought in your head and are physically incapable of constructing a simple sentence.
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#451670 - 09/26/09 08:41 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Quote:

Quote:

Bishop's on to something there. Davis just lacks the approach interesting enough to actually care. The "truth in simplicity" might have something going for it, the redundant mind game formula is a definite sleeping aid.



The only mind game is that I am pestering you to make a coherent response even to a boring topic like this.

Why?
Because you have done this a dozen times. You type something incoherent and then run away and cover your head under the blanket of ambiguity.

So what?
So, if you are going to continue to leave these skid marks after my posts, I am going to point out to everybody that you really don't have a meaningful thought in your head and are physically incapable of constructing a simple sentence.


Oh shit!


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#451671 - 09/26/09 08:42 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
drained Offline
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And people would give a shit. You didn't get me a few times because you're a bit slow and now it's time for revenge. Yeah, fuck me up. The idiocy can only go in one direction from here.

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#451672 - 09/26/09 08:45 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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And people would give a shit. You didn't get me a few times because you're a bit slow and now it's time for revenge. Yeah, fuck me up. The idiocy can only go in one direction from here.





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#451673 - 09/26/09 08:51 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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I am indifferent to the use of trendy slang. Picked up two really hot Black chicks tonight, but all they wanted was a lift ( had two little girls in tow). Had no problem understanding their slang. They thought I was hacking and offered me six or seven bucks, but I told them to keep their dough as I was heading in that direction anyway, and am an old sinner trying to keep out of hell and at least scrape my sorry old ass into purgatory.

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#451674 - 09/26/09 08:51 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Quote:

And people would give a shit. You didn't get me a few times because you're a bit slow and now it's time for revenge. Yeah, fuck me up. The idiocy can only go in one direction from here.




No, Pipedream, not the old distraction ploy again.

I'm not going to let you get away with it.

Re-read this thread, as well as the other ones where you dropped your meaningless, ambiguous responses. The list of XPT members who have commented on how you make no sense is vast.

All I'm asking you to do is to make a simple point.

I am making the claim that you don't know what you are saying when you post here. I am shining the light on you.

All you have to do is simply answer the question. If you are smart and I am dumb, then it should be easy to point out the "Bullshit" and make me look stupid in process. A "win-win" situation. There is no reason NOT to do it!
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#451675 - 09/26/09 08:55 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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#451676 - 09/26/09 08:58 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Shit is serious. For those who give one.

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#451677 - 09/26/09 09:11 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Quote:

Shit is serious. For those who give one.




Is that supposed to be a clever, cute response? Why dodge the challenge? You don't know what you meant, do you? You have no idea what you are talking about when you post, do you?

What the fuck does "Shit is serious" even mean? That was just as asinine as all of your other responses.

Do you even know what you meant by "Shit is serious"?

I'll make a bet with you Pipedream. I'll give you whatever you want (money, more drugs, whatever) if you can prove me wrong and make a coherent post explaining what you meant by "Shit is serious".
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#451678 - 09/26/09 09:11 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Quote:

Shit is serious. For those who give one.






How to talk like Yoda


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#451679 - 09/26/09 09:14 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
Bishop Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Shit is serious. For those who give one.




Is that supposed to be a clever, cute response? Why dodge the challenge? You don't know what you meant, do you? You have no idea what you are talking about when you post, do you?

What the fuck does "Shit is serious" even mean? That was just as asinine as all of your other responses.

Do you even know what you meant by "Shit is serious"?

I'll make a bet with you Pipedream. I'll give you whatever you want (money, more drugs, whatever) if you can prove me wrong and make a coherent post explaining what you meant by "Shit is serious".


Okay I'm through
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#451680 - 09/26/09 09:26 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
drained Offline
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Davis needs a debunking mission from time to time and is urgently needing participants. The idea of this thread was just a regular boring one. Davis to the rescue. It turns into another one of his untalented attempts to show the board his mad mind skills. Shining the light so that the dark is exposed. Bad imagery at least. He doesn't know that he takes it a bit more serious than the rest. The crowd is really thinned out. Bishop likes to laugh a bit too easily and Mark_J saw Star Wars once. It won't get any better. Yell "Fire!" and return to what you were previously doing. It's the way to go out.

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#451681 - 09/26/09 09:34 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
drained Offline
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He is coming up again. Really soon he will continue his lost cause. It's getting slightly obsessive. A fervant believer on a mission to truth. In boring syntax devoid of appeal. Laid back in the crack.

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#451682 - 09/26/09 09:40 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Posts: 1541
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Quote:

Davis needs a debunking mission from time to time and is urgently needing participants. The idea of this thread was just a regular boring one. Davis to the rescue. It turns into another one of his untalented attempts to show the board his mad mind skills. Shining the light so that the dark is exposed. Bad imagery at least. He doesn't know that he takes it a bit more serious than the rest. The crowd is really thinned out. Bishop likes to laugh a bit too easily and Mark_J saw Star Wars once. It won't get any better. Yell "Fire!" and return to what you were previously doing. It's the way to go out.




Who in the fuck are you pretending to be talking to?

What you need to take away from this little exchange is that the only person you are fooling is yourself. I think my debunking mission was a rousing success.


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#451683 - 09/26/09 09:44 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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And still no one gives a shit.

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#451684 - 09/26/09 09:48 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
drained Offline
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And it will spit it out again. The views down on the right clearly indicate that people looked at this lousy waste of storage. Rent "Gladiator".

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#451685 - 09/26/09 09:51 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Jeff Jordan said:
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

On topic...



oK, OK... 10-20mg of oxycontin.




...and some sleep.

"im half dead".




ohhh noo not ANYMORE!! party is just getting started. IIRC you like pancakes? Forget Sunset, let's do breakfast! cHeck your 73xt5...


PS. EY, thoughts on the Little Twin Stars? >
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#451686 - 09/26/09 09:53 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Quote:

And still no one gives a shit.





Just remember, Pipedream, the only person you are fooling is yourself.

I'm starting to think you are even beginning to lose out on your ability to fool yourself just a little bit, no?

Don't worry, I'll be there next time too. But, you know what? I'm a pretty fair guy. If you ever stop being fake and post something of substance, I'll be the first one to support you. I honestly don't think you have it in you though, man, and I'm not just saying that to be mean. It is what I have been thinking for a long time, and what prompted this little talk in the first place.

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#451687 - 09/26/09 09:58 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
drained Offline
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No one will give shit about your low musings in any case. Gain your confidence any way you like, just keep it to those interested, thus yourself. You just made yourself look like an enormous dry cunt. I assisted a bit, but you got the creature through.

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#451688 - 09/26/09 10:17 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Quote:


PS. EY, thoughts on the Little Twin Stars? >





OK, now you're just freakin' me out. I have been online looking up stuff about the constellations during my little chat with Pipedream. Coincidence or twilight zone episode?
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#451689 - 09/26/09 10:42 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Quote:


PS. EY, thoughts on the Little Twin Stars? >





OK, now you're just freakin' me out. I have been online looking up stuff about the constellations during my little chat with Pipedream. Coincidence or twilight zone episode?



No cLUe. Anal Pipe Cream mentioned that they were l0u & i. The Little Twin Stars, are Sanrio characters from Japan. kiKi is the boy and Lala is the girl. They might be angels, WHAT do you think?.



What I find ironic about Pipe's twin nonsense babble is that Lou and I died earlier this year, so technically Pipe is a confused pervert with necrohomo fantasies and is only worked up because no one noticed that itS new and told him it "looks good" on him.


but the REAL Q here is, why the fuck are we still posting, if were dead? (lou & I?)





edit:
OHh, oh. I'm gonna sneak out of the house now. I'm gonna meet a friend for some orange Hi-C.


Edited by electrostatic (09/26/09 10:53 PM)
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#451690 - 09/26/09 10:47 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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I fucking hate the expression "Wow. Just wow." It usually pops up in political discussions: "Palin said she can see Russia from her house. Wow. Just wow."
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#451691 - 09/26/09 10:56 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


PS. EY, thoughts on the Little Twin Stars? >





OK, now you're just freakin' me out. I have been online looking up stuff about the constellations during my little chat with Pipedream. Coincidence or twilight zone episode?



No cLUe. Anal Pipe Cream mentioned that they were l0u & i. The Little Twin Stars, are Sanrio characters from Japan. kiKi is the boy and Lala is the girl. They might be angels, WHAT do you think?.



What I find ironic about Pipe's twin nonsense babble is that Lou and I died earlier this year, so technically Pipe is a confused pervert with necrohomo fantasies and is only worked up because no one noticed that itS new and told him it "looks good" on him.


but the REAL Q here is, why the fuck are we still posting, if were dead? (lou & I?)







No, I was aware of that assertion/connection from previous posts, but I did not know what you were asking me and just thought it was a funny coincidence. I was trying to find out when Ursa Major was above the horizon in order to locate Polaris tonight.

I have no real thoughts on that matter though. All the characters I meet online are no more real to me than watching cartoons on TV.


P.S. By the way, I would like it if everybody returned the favor as well. I'm not lookin to carpool with anybody to the next XPT barbecue.



Edited by E.Y.Davis (09/27/09 12:35 AM)
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#451692 - 09/26/09 11:11 PM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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No, I was aware of that assertion/connection from previous posts, but I did not know what you were asking me and just thought it was a funny coincidence. I was trying to find out when Ursa Major was above the horizon in order to locate Polaris tonight.

I have no real thoughts on that matter though. All the characters I meet online are no more real to me than watching cartoons on TV.






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#451693 - 09/27/09 06:37 AM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Making posts in catspeak is another trend that needs to end now.
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#451694 - 09/27/09 07:05 AM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Huge animated .gif files as avatars. Papercut's is hosted elsewhere and is 1.7 MB. For a 100 x 100 display? Mine is 28 KB and hosted here. Some of these big files slow down my scrolling.

Pics in sigs, except for Bishop's.

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#451695 - 09/27/09 07:13 AM Re: Please help your fellow XPT posters
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Chucky said:
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Pics in sigs, except for Bishop's.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy



Can I use this pic as my sig... ?.


Thanks <3




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