Personally I didn't have a problem with the post myself. It was a bit lengthy and sometimes my attention span... wanders. It did flow well and it made me care enough to finish it even when 3/4 of the way in I realized it has been a day or two since I have masturbated.
I was only trying to clarify, that as near as I could tell Pipe's dismissal of that post appeared to encompass the entire post, not any one or combination of ideas conveyed within. However I could be mistaken. It certainly would not be the first time, but be certain of this:I am going to masturbate