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#45121 - 08/09/04 04:10 PM what's the standard dick size?
janus Offline
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Registered: 07/04/04
Posts: 134
Loc: Sunshine State
hiya i wonder whaat's the standard dick size to be in porn industry? i am 8 x 6 and i think that pretty meets it don't you think?

do girls like that big dick rampage up in pussy or anal? on/off camera?

i envy peter north and lex steele but i don't want to be one of either them


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#45122 - 08/10/04 02:44 PM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
most of the girls like the size that pays there rate

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#45123 - 08/11/04 04:03 PM Re: what's the standard dick size?
janus Offline
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Registered: 07/04/04
Posts: 134
Loc: Sunshine State
Quote:

most of the girls like the size that pays there rate




so let me ask you: do you like big cocks cuz i don't mind fuckin' your pussy and ass

now about my penis size...is it like average or larger? i know i know i am pretty obessed cuz i am curious some girls say it's pretty average and i was like ok who cares as long as i can fuck fine i mean any pussy can take any size

so what's the dick size that most girls like that pay rates?

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#45124 - 08/11/04 05:56 PM Re: what's the standard dick size?
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
THINGS NEVER TO SAY TO A MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Stop fingering me and fuck me.
4. I'm sorry.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won'tt take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does thiis run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat??? I doubt it'll reach my tongue!!!
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.
71. Nevermind, why bother.

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#45125 - 08/11/04 06:02 PM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
7"


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#45126 - 08/11/04 06:10 PM Re: what's the standard dick size?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Janus check out this link: http://www.sexactivities.net/penis.html

Stop worrying. Also if you are overweight you can look smaller depending on your size of course.

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#45127 - 08/11/04 06:28 PM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Shave your pubes. That´s a common porn trick to make your dick look bigger.


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#45128 - 08/11/04 06:52 PM Re: what's the standard dick size?
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

most of the girls like the size that pays there rate



Does doing Mandingo pay a DP rate?
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#45129 - 08/12/04 09:08 AM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Taylorhvn Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/08/04
Posts: 58
Loc: The Bible Belt
Great work Chickenhead !!! You had me rolling COR

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#45130 - 08/12/04 09:27 AM Re: what's the standard dick size?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

Great work Chickenhead !!! You had me rolling COR




lol

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#45131 - 08/13/04 04:17 AM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...


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#45132 - 08/13/04 05:13 AM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...


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#45133 - 08/13/04 06:23 AM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...


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#45134 - 08/13/04 06:25 AM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
CHRIST ON A CRUTCH THIS IS HORRID!




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#45135 - 08/13/04 06:28 AM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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It that´s so horrid, why did you posted the pic again?


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#45136 - 08/13/04 06:39 AM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Because it originally didn't show up in your post.

Plus, I thought since you took the time to post a pic of your mother, you wanted everyone to see it.

And don't lie. we've all seen the shit-faced(from donkey ass licking) tranny that is your whore mommy. Didn't they execute her for being so ugly? Or was that your sister?

I get all you Brazilian fat asses mixed up.

I'll bet it was traumatic growing up having to suck your mommy's shit off all of the crack dealers' dicks.

This is not the place to get revenge. No one wants to see your mommy naked,and I'll bet she doesn't care.

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#45137 - 08/13/04 06:42 AM Re: what's the standard dick size?
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
MOMMY MAKE IT STOP!
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#45138 - 08/13/04 06:44 AM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#45139 - 08/13/04 09:14 AM Re: what's the standard dick size?
janus Offline
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Registered: 07/04/04
Posts: 134
Loc: Sunshine State
Quote:

Janus check out this link: http://www.sexactivities.net/penis.html

Stop worrying. Also if you are overweight you can look smaller depending on your size of course.

--------------------
All your porn are belong to us.




yeah my dick size's fine and no i am not overweight i am 5'7 and weigh 135 no fats just mass muscles

alright thanks for the link i always thought that my dick size is almost well-endowed and i think it is


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#45140 - 08/13/04 02:16 PM Re: what's the standard dick size?
KLASSK Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/06/04
Posts: 163
Loc: UK
ISN'T MANDINGO ABOUT 14"??
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#45141 - 08/13/04 02:50 PM Re: what's the standard dick size?
janus Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/04/04
Posts: 134
Loc: Sunshine State
Quote:

ISN'T MANDINGO ABOUT 14"??




yeah but gee isn't it huge? i bet women even porn stars don't like 'em huge off-camera but on-camera sure it's good business and take money from people who have fetish watchin' a bigger dick fuck tight pussy and anal

hey this is hilarious check it out

since you like chocolate so much, i've got something for you to bit on, 9.5" long, 2.5" thick

is he joking? 9.5" long, 2.5" thick

don't get me wrong...9.5" is wow but 2.5" thick? huh? gee it is so frickin' thin! like a dime haha

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#45142 - 08/13/04 06:05 PM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
MAYBE the circumference.
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#45143 - 08/14/04 04:38 AM Re: what's the standard dick size?
janus Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/04/04
Posts: 134
Loc: Sunshine State
yeah if it's 2 1/2 in girth oh god help me mine's 6 inch in girth

couldn't fit it in a bottle of 20 oz of water it so small but i think he could fit it in




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#45144 - 08/14/04 05:12 AM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

ISN'T MANDINGO ABOUT 14"??




This one´s Mandingo.


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#45145 - 08/14/04 07:59 PM Re: what's the standard dick size?
BiancaPureheart Offline
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Registered: 07/15/04
Posts: 123
Loc: Missouri
I think average size is 5"-7"... to me more than 10' is painful.......i have had girls tell me its better in the ass when the guy is bigger there is more room in there then the pussy!
XoXoX
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#45146 - 08/15/04 04:03 AM Re: what's the standard dick size?
janus Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/04/04
Posts: 134
Loc: Sunshine State
mm what about girth? how big or small enough to satisfy or pleasure wise?

check this link out

http://www.penissizedebate.com/page40_ideal-penis-size.htm

i don't know who gave me that site but thanks to poster

again check it out

http://www.penissizedebate.com/page18_penis-length.htm

i suggest you read from the beginning to understand whatever there is to know about penis size

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#45147 - 08/15/04 09:36 AM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

to me more than 10' is painful.......




10 FEET??????
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#45148 - 08/15/04 09:45 AM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

Quote:

to me more than 10' is painful.......




10 FEET??????




Painful. Trust her.

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#45149 - 08/15/04 11:17 AM Re: what's the standard dick size?
bjfan1127 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
How about yo ladies just quit pretending size don't matter.

My ex used to tease me about mine:

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#45150 - 08/17/04 01:18 PM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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Oops, I did a boo boo. THIS is Mandingo.


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#45151 - 08/17/04 01:24 PM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Smartt Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
Quote:

How about yo ladies just quit pretending size don't matter.

My ex used to tease me about mine:







Meh. Mine wins.


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#45152 - 08/17/04 01:26 PM Re: what's the standard dick size?
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
This is turning into the gayest thread ever.

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#45153 - 08/17/04 01:44 PM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Good point Chicken, and everytime I check it I say to myself don't check that thread and then the next day I forget and am subjected to Penis' comin right at me
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#45154 - 08/17/04 01:47 PM Re: what's the standard dick size?
Toelicker Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

Good point Chicken, and everytime I check it I say to myself don't check that thread and then the next day I forget and am subjected to Penis' comin right at me




yep, exactly.
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#45155 - 08/18/04 02:34 AM Re: what's the standard dick size?
KLASSK Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/06/04
Posts: 163
Loc: UK
lol


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#45156 - 08/18/04 10:25 AM Re: Olympic dick size
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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