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#45122 - 08/10/04 02:44 PM
Re: what's the standard dick size?
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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most of the girls like the size that pays there rate
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#45123 - 08/11/04 04:03 PM
Re: what's the standard dick size?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/04/04
Posts: 134
Loc: Sunshine State
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most of the girls like the size that pays there rate
so let me ask you: do you like big cocks cuz i don't mind fuckin' your pussy and ass
now about my penis size...is it like average or larger? i know i know i am pretty obessed cuz i am curious some girls say it's pretty average and i was like ok who cares as long as i can fuck fine i mean any pussy can take any size
so what's the dick size that most girls like that pay rates?
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#45124 - 08/11/04 05:56 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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THINGS NEVER TO SAY TO A MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Stop fingering me and fuck me. 4. I'm sorry. 5. Who circumcised you? 6. Why don't we just cuddle? 7. You know they have surgery to fix that. 8. It's more fun to look at. 9. Make it dance. 10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 11. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 12. It looks like a nightcrawler. 13. Wow, and your feet are so big. 14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger. 15. It's OK, we'll work around it. 16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 19. Oh no, a flash headache. 20. (giggle and point) 21. Can I be honest with you? 22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 23. Let me go get my tweezers. 24. How sweet, you brought incense. 25. This explains your car. 26. You must be a growing boy. 27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 29. Are you one of those pygmies? 30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? 31. Ever hear of Clearasil? 32. All right, a treasure hunt! 33. I didn't know they came that small. 34. Why is God punishing you? 35. At least this won'tt take long. 36. Let's just stick with your hand. 37. Do you need a splint to prop that up. 38. How interesting. 39. I never saw one like that before. 40. What do you call this? 41. But it still works right? 42. Damn I hate baby-sitting. 43. It looks so unused. 44. Do you take steroids? 45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick. 46. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere. 48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 49. Let me know when you're done. 50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident. 51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt? 52. Aww, it's hiding. 53. Are you cold? 54. If you get me real drunk first. 55. Is that an optical illusion? 56. What is that? 57. Does thiis run in your family? 58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry. 59. Were you neutered? 60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 61. Does it come with an air pump? 62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 63. Where are the puppet strings? 64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once. 65. Deep throat??? I doubt it'll reach my tongue!!! 66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun. 67. Can you get this pencil out of me now? 68. Do I hang my hat on it? 69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes! 70. Don't hold back. 71. Nevermind, why bother.
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#45126 - 08/11/04 06:10 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Janus check out this link: http://www.sexactivities.net/penis.htmlStop worrying. Also if you are overweight you can look smaller depending on your size of course.
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#45130 - 08/12/04 09:27 AM
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Demon Spawn
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Great work Chickenhead !!! You had me rolling COR
lol
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#45131 - 08/13/04 04:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#45132 - 08/13/04 05:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#45133 - 08/13/04 06:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#45136 - 08/13/04 06:39 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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Loc: CO Springs
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Because it originally didn't show up in your post.
Plus, I thought since you took the time to post a pic of your mother, you wanted everyone to see it.
And don't lie. we've all seen the shit-faced(from donkey ass licking) tranny that is your whore mommy. Didn't they execute her for being so ugly? Or was that your sister?
I get all you Brazilian fat asses mixed up.
I'll bet it was traumatic growing up having to suck your mommy's shit off all of the crack dealers' dicks.
This is not the place to get revenge. No one wants to see your mommy naked,and I'll bet she doesn't care.
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#45138 - 08/13/04 06:44 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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Loc: CO Springs
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#45139 - 08/13/04 09:14 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/04/04
Posts: 134
Loc: Sunshine State
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Janus check out this link: http://www.sexactivities.net/penis.html
Stop worrying. Also if you are overweight you can look smaller depending on your size of course.
-------------------- All your porn are belong to us.
yeah my dick size's fine and no i am not overweight i am 5'7 and weigh 135 no fats just mass muscles
alright thanks for the link i always thought that my dick size is almost well-endowed and i think it is
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#45140 - 08/13/04 02:16 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/06/04
Posts: 163
Loc: UK
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ISN'T MANDINGO ABOUT 14"??
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#45141 - 08/13/04 02:50 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/04/04
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ISN'T MANDINGO ABOUT 14"??
yeah but gee isn't it huge? i bet women even porn stars don't like 'em huge off-camera but on-camera sure it's good business and take money from people who have fetish watchin' a bigger dick fuck tight pussy and anal
hey this is hilarious check it out
since you like chocolate so much, i've got something for you to bit on, 9.5" long, 2.5" thick
is he joking? 9.5" long, 2.5" thick
don't get me wrong...9.5" is wow but 2.5" thick? huh? gee it is so frickin' thin! like a dime haha
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#45142 - 08/13/04 06:05 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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MAYBE the circumference.
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#45144 - 08/14/04 05:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
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ISN'T MANDINGO ABOUT 14"??
This one´s Mandingo.
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#45148 - 08/15/04 09:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
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to me more than 10' is painful.......
10 FEET??????
Painful. Trust her.
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#45149 - 08/15/04 11:17 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
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How about yo ladies just quit pretending size don't matter. My ex used to tease me about mine:
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#45151 - 08/17/04 01:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
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How about yo ladies just quit pretending size don't matter.
My ex used to tease me about mine:
Meh. Mine wins.
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#45155 - 08/18/04 02:34 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/06/04
Posts: 163
Loc: UK
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lol
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