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#451447 - 09/25/09 08:06 PM Scooter Pie
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Drive scooter, eat pie. Or eat scooter and drive pie. More to follow.
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#451448 - 09/25/09 08:13 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Anonymous Unregistered	i got 'em @ stuckys
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#451449 - 09/25/09 08:17 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: i got 'em @ stuckys They are visrtually non-existant in NYC. But today I found them in Wlagreen's so I bought a pack. I will post the pic later.
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#451450 - 09/25/09 08:21 PM Re: Scooter Pie
99% Fiction Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/16/08 Posts: 2401	I'd rather eat pie than ride a scooter, but it's obvious since I'm a fat fuck that isn't gay. _________________________ "Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos
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#451451 - 09/25/09 08:32 PM Re: Scooter Pie
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	I prefer a hairy oyster pie.
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#451452 - 09/26/09 01:36 AM Re: Scooter Pie
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Quote: i got 'em @ stuckys They are visrtually non-existant in NYC. But today I found them in Wlagreen's so I bought a pack. I will post the pic later. and you dont have sweet tea either.....its a southern thing....you nyc's wouldnt understand.
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#451453 - 09/26/09 03:31 AM Re: Scooter Pie
jeff jordan Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 05/22/08 Posts: 1272 Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...	Quote: I prefer a hairy oyster pie. I'd rather drive a scooter, with a flat tire, through South Central, in a red bandana, than eat hairy oyster pie. _________________________ Jeff Jordan: "Common man from LA"
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#451454 - 09/26/09 05:41 AM Re: Scooter Pie
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Even if it is pink and clean and belongs to an 18 year old gal who is cute as a button and will allow one to plow her fields afterwards?
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#451455 - 09/26/09 03:41 PM Re: Scooter Pie
jeff jordan Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 05/22/08 Posts: 1272 Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...	Quote: Even if it is pink and clean and belongs to an 18 year old gal who is cute as a button and will allow one to plow her fields afterwards? I've been known to make exceptions. _________________________ Jeff Jordan: "Common man from LA"
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#451456 - 09/26/09 06:20 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	This is what is left from my Scooter Pie: Attachments 441542-ScooterPie.jpg (6 downloads)
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#451457 - 09/26/09 06:24 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Soon after this picture was taken, Panzie power-licked the wrapping materials... _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#451458 - 09/26/09 06:37 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Soon after this picture was taken, Panzie power-licked the wrapping materials... I scraped the remaining stuff from the cardboard before I threw it out, I wouldn't let it go to waste. I always lick the plates after I finish eating, because that stuff is like a free extra.
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#451459 - 09/26/09 07:58 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: Quote: Soon after this picture was taken, Panzie power-licked the wrapping materials... I scraped the remaining stuff from the cardboard before I threw it out, I wouldn't let it go to waste. I always lick the plates after I finish eating, because that stuff is like a free extra. Alex, not that it matters,nor will it change the fact that I look forward to your posts, just curious because of this post and the fact that a men's room stall qualifies as a confined space to you. Where abouts do you tip the scales these days pal? If you choose not to answer that is cool. _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#451460 - 09/26/09 08:28 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: Quote: Soon after this picture was taken, Panzie power-licked the wrapping materials... I scraped the remaining stuff from the cardboard before I threw it out, I wouldn't let it go to waste. I always lick the plates after I finish eating, because that stuff is like a free extra. Alex, not that it matters,nor will it change the fact that I look forward to your posts, just curious because of this post and the fact that a men's room stall qualifies as a confined space to you. Where abouts do you tip the scales these days pal? If you choose not to answer that is cool. 230lbs more or less.
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#451461 - 09/26/09 08:37 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Well if you are less than 5'10" tall, don't spend your entire vacation sitting around the house eating Scooter Pies(tm) Make sure you get out and talk a walk from time to time. Maybe get laid, that burns quite a few calories as well. Just be careful because your diet seems to be a bit... unhealthy Attachments 441599-fat-man-car.jpg (4 downloads) _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#451462 - 09/26/09 08:46 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Well if you are less than 5'10" tall, don't spend your entire vacation sitting around the house eating Scooter Pies(tm) Make sure you get out and talk a walk from time to time. Maybe get laid, that burns quite a few calories as well. Just be careful because your diet seems to be a bit... unhealthy I am 6'2" and go to gym sometimes
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#451463 - 09/26/09 08:48 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	SsssToooooop it! _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#451464 - 09/26/09 08:49 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: SsssToooooop it! There is also this one
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#451465 - 09/26/09 08:51 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	No stop, I am crying now _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#451466 - 09/26/09 08:55 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: No stop, I am crying now I am somewhat of a scientist:
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#451467 - 09/26/09 09:08 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	That has been the first time I was bent over laughing in days. Thank you. I am glad you are not working because it seems you could use a little time off However each Panzer incarnation depicted above has visible body hair Get yourself to the nearest salon and tell them to give you the porno-wax. It won't hurt a bit and chicks dig it. Attachments 441619-143945__40yearoldvirgin_l.jpg (8 downloads) _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#451468 - 09/26/09 09:23 PM Re: Scooter Pie
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Almost choked on my beer I was laughing so hard. In addition to the physical stuff, Alex has to learn that chicks don't dig any talk about being taken to a dungeon and being required to take enemas.
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#451469 - 09/26/09 09:23 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: That has been the first time I was bent over laughing in days. Thank you. I am glad you are not working because it seems you could use a little time off However each Panzer incarnation depicted above has visible body hair Get yourself to the nearest salon and tell them to give you the porno-wax. It won't hurt a bit and chicks dig it. Nah, I like the hairy myself as I am now, it's the body hair that makes me who I am. Every hair fiber on my body is a different organism by itself, it is what makes my brain to come up with all the crazy idea. Without the body hair my brain would be useless.
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#451470 - 09/26/09 09:27 PM Re: Scooter Pie
ivorenginedriver Porn Fucking Master Registered: 09/19/05 Posts: 3576 Loc: Baltimore, MD	Dude, if you are under thirty, you ought to make like Forrest Fucking Gump and walk across the entire fucking country.
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#451471 - 09/26/09 09:28 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Attachments 441631-give_me_a_spit_take_skit.jpg (11 downloads) _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#451472 - 09/26/09 09:30 PM Re: Scooter Pie
drained Porn Jesus Registered: 02/12/08 Posts: 4580	Shoulder 'stache. Like an animal.
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#451473 - 09/26/09 09:35 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Dude, if you are under thirty, you ought to make like Forrest Fucking Gump and walk across the entire fucking country. I don't know about entire country but I can definitly walk this, infact I walk this route a lot when a I went to college in Brooklyn: Attachments 441634-walk.jpg (9 downloads)
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#451474 - 09/26/09 09:40 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	He was a big hit on craigslist.
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#451475 - 09/26/09 09:42 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: He was a big hit on craigslist. Someone made a prank from my photos, you know it.
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#451476 - 09/26/09 09:51 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	When you placed the ad you forgot to mention your love of trannie movies. _________________________
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#451477 - 09/26/09 09:54 PM Re: Scooter Pie
jeff jordan Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 05/22/08 Posts: 1272 Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...	"Although some women like a guy with a little shag carpeting on the chest, the current trend among younger men is to keep it shaved. However, as far as back hair goes, pretty much everyone agrees that sporting the sweater look is just not appealing at the pool or beach." -examiner.com Attachments 441644-george-steele.png (7 downloads) _________________________ Jeff Jordan: "Common man from LA"
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#451478 - 09/27/09 07:38 AM Re: Scooter Pie
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	Quote: He was a big hit on craigslist. Attachments 441673-give_me_a_spit_take_skit.jpg (5 downloads) _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#451479 - 09/27/09 12:05 PM Re: Scooter Pie
cameronkeys Gay For Pay Registered: 12/24/07 Posts: 997 Loc: FL	Quote: However each Panzer incarnation depicted above has visible body hair Get yourself to the nearest salon and tell them to give you the porno-wax. It won't hurt a bit and chicks dig it. NO! I would love to see guys stop waxing/shaving off all their body hair. Men are supposed to have hairy chests!! Its manly and rugged and hot! I know I'm not the only one that doesnt get hot at a smooth baby like guy chest. Even worse is guys that wax/shave their arms and legs and shit...blech. Be MEN dammit!!! Examples.... Hot: Hot: http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u108/greatpher/ryanreynolds.jpg Hot: [img]=http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u108/greatpher/zachary_quinto_shirtless_4.jpg]h[/img] KING OF HOT!!!: NOT HOT: Edited by loopnode (09/27/09 12:11 PM) _________________________ myspace.com/pornstarcameronkeys twitter.com/cameronkeys cameronkeys.com
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#451480 - 09/27/09 12:19 PM Re: Scooter Pie
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#451481 - 09/27/09 01:56 PM Re: Scooter Pie
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	My grandma told me that when she used to work back at Soviet Union there was this woman at the lab that had goosebumps(she was turned on) when she seen a hairy man
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#451482 - 09/29/09 05:41 AM Re: Scooter Pie
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	Quote: Someone made a prank from my photos, you know it. Don't worry. only E.Y. Davis thought it was real. _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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