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#451389 - 09/25/09 10:55 AM Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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You can't help to sing along to, or the songs that you keep listening to even though it brings back awful memories and makes you want to smash the fuck out of whatever it is that the horrible sound is coming from. Post em...

Pure gayness aka the sing-a-longs:

Aqua - "Barbie Girl"

Whitney Houston - "Greatest Love of All"

Jennifer Hudson - "And I Am Telling You"




The songs that remind me of the time... (something that makes me very angry)

Material Issue - "Valerie Loves Me"

Sublime - "STP"

Ludwig Van Beethoven - "Fur Elise"

Ludwig Van Beethoven - "Moonlight Sonata"




That's all I can think of right now and yes I realize I am a total faggot but it's very liberating and I fucking love it, so wHat...
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#451390 - 09/25/09 12:41 PM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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#451391 - 09/25/09 05:22 PM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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Snoop Dogg - "Gin & Juice"

^Love/hate. I've known all the words to it as far as I can remember. It randomly pops in to my head ALL THE FUCKING TIME! I love it but hate that it does that. Beeyatch!
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#451392 - 09/25/09 05:37 PM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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Good call Electro... nice

We were out one night, a bunch of us, and I got picked to drive my friends car home. We hop in and this
is blaring. I'm like "that bitch can sing and I like the guitar...who's this?." He wouldn't answer but I remembered the tag line and looked it up on youtube. heh

We don't really hang that much anymore...
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#451393 - 09/25/09 05:49 PM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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#451394 - 09/25/09 05:58 PM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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All good but missing a classic...

I've got a '57 Chevy
With a tank full of gas
My mouth full of titty
And a hand full of ass.
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#451395 - 09/25/09 06:33 PM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out Of My Head
Annoying as electrostatic with "her" menstruation blubber and "her" twin poster LouCypher running the cutting punchline act.

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#451396 - 09/25/09 06:53 PM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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Kylie Minogue - Can't Get You Out Of My Head
Annoying as electrostatic with "her" menstruation blubber and "her" twin poster LouCypher running the cutting punchline act.



OMG I <3 that song!! ^


and o. m. g. Lou, I FUCKING HHAATTEE THAT FAGGY SONG!!!


This thread reminds me of this awesomeness!!! They've been my obsession since like 4ever, as dumb as they sound, they're fUCKING BRILLIANT!!! Heh, hehe, heh.



ok back to the hate....

The Zombies - "Time of the Season"
^ SOng from an old tampon commercial?. and what Chuck used to "rock out" to in his 1974 glory days.


Oh.
Mhmm.
gawdd..




EDIT:
Tina Turner - "Proud Mary"
(Nobody wonders why he beat her ass. Nobody but her.)


Ciara - "My Goodies"
(my sis was totally in to that shit and yup i know all the words.. Hating it.)


The Cranberries - "Linger"


Amy Winehouse - "Rehab"



Alice Deejay - "Better Off Alone"
(^because ALex Panzer says thats his fave song and he used to typesing it on AIM, also an ex used to sing it to his sister and changed the words, then it became the "you're so fucking ugly really reaaly ugly" song.


Edited by electrostatic (09/25/09 07:13 PM)
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#451397 - 09/26/09 11:04 AM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself
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#451398 - 09/26/09 11:13 AM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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Lou said:
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Good call Electro... nice

We were out one night, a bunch of us, and I got picked to drive my friends car home. We hop in and this
is blaring. I'm like "that bitch can sing and I like the guitar...who's this?." He wouldn't answer but I remembered the tag line and looked it up on youtube. heh

We don't really hang that much anymore...




oohhh yeah that totally went over my head and was not even fair?. I like the guitar but now he song too. (?)


Ok, This s0ng:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuZO1iT4kD0&feature=fvw
(I hate because it puts me in total Steel Magnolias mode, LOADS of ice cream, warm blankies and lots of weight gain... Always the tits, never the ass... On the plus side my BF <3's that movie too, my colors will be "blush" and "bashful".


Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBmAPYkPeYU
(Pure gayness)


I'd totally be down to karaoke these songs, plastered as fuck and only in my home Country of Japan.
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#451399 - 09/26/09 11:22 AM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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Whathu? You're Japanese too?. I'd karaoke that shit too but in order to do that I need to really get fucked up and then, of course, my eyelids get all saggy and I cant read so I just freestyle it and get booed and then a fight starts.
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#451400 - 09/26/09 11:38 AM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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I carry around brass knuckles.


How about y0u?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_TNzJtVQ8I





PS. What's the oldman/crying baby slap count at now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guIHLxI3EMw


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#451401 - 09/26/09 05:03 PM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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OMG Barbie Girl, where did you dig that one up from, that is definitely in the worst top 5. Haven't heard about that in so long. Thanks for the bad memories.

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#451402 - 09/28/09 07:17 AM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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The Zombies - "Time of the Season"
^ SOng from an old tampon commercial?. and what Chuck used to "rock out" to in his 1974 glory days.




Aw man, that's rough...one of my favorite songs of all time.

I'm going to have to go with anything by Sugar Ray. I despise them, Mark McGrath, and everything they stand for, but I still somehow know most of the lyrics to their songs. I blame the radio.
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#451403 - 09/28/09 08:18 AM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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#451404 - 09/28/09 08:39 AM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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I'd like to execute every one of these cunts.







OLD school style.....FUCK YEAH!



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#451405 - 09/28/09 10:36 AM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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#451406 - 09/28/09 12:09 PM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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that "all i wanna do is blam blam blam take your money" song

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#451407 - 09/28/09 04:34 PM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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OMG Barbie Girl, where did you dig that one up from, that is definitely in the worst top 5. Haven't heard about that in so long. Thanks for the bad memories.




ohh heyy, gypnod...

I think you will hate this one better. (I <3 her SoCaL Chola get-up it's super kawaii!)



Let me hear YOU say this SHIT.is.bananas!! B-a-N-A-N-A-S!
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#451408 - 09/29/09 08:18 AM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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ohhhh god a few years ago I couldn't go three hours without hearing that damn "where is the love" song on the radio or something The one by whatever is left of what used to be the black eyed peas. RIP.


Edited by MarleyMason (09/29/09 08:20 AM)
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#451409 - 09/29/09 11:15 AM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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That lead into my song, Marley. I hate BEP now and Oprah sucks. But I have been grooving on this for weeks. And this clip is unbelievable.

I Got a Feelin'


Edited by tattypatty (09/29/09 11:17 AM)
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#451410 - 09/29/09 11:37 AM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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#451411 - 09/29/09 04:30 PM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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The theme song to the Flintstones cartoon. Once you get it in you mind it is tough to get out. It is pure evil

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#451412 - 09/29/09 04:57 PM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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"Let the Beat Rock" - BEP f/ 50 Cent (Boys Noize Megamix)



I like when he says "My trunk it go BOOM BOOM"


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#451413 - 09/30/09 09:55 PM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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#451414 - 10/01/09 12:26 AM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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for some reason I get this song stuck in my head a lot but I like it
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#451415 - 10/01/09 08:47 AM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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^ Not bad ! Was that a nod to War's "Four cornered room" in the first lyric ? That got my attention immediately !
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#451416 - 10/01/09 01:58 PM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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The ultimate love hate song






May you discover that Alex Panzer is your long lost half-brother only when your parents leave everything to him in their wills.
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#451417 - 10/01/09 05:12 PM Re: Songs you fucking HATE, yet....
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for some reason I get this song stuck in my head a lot but I like it


Girl that is a fabulous song, back in the day that was the jam.

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