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#451330 - 09/24/09 09:29 AM Census worker found hanged in KY.
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#451331 - 09/24/09 01:39 PM Re: Census worker found hanged in KY.
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Dueling banjo guys caught up with him. The next census worker to enter the area is going to need national guard support.
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#451332 - 09/24/09 02:46 PM Re: Census worker found hanged in KY.
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It isn't just hillbillyland where they don't like census workers. I was a census worker during the summer between high school and college. I can't tell you the number of threats I received from nuts on the left or right. I was either a communist or a nazi. There were also many people who welcomed me into their homes because they were "glad someone from the government" finally showed up to solve all of their problems. These sad, stupid people thought that I, a 17-year old census-taker, had the power to make them less stupid and their lives less sad because I was "a government official". They were disappointed when I just wanted to know the number of people and toilets in their houses. It was during that summer that I first learned that the average American is fucking stupid.
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#451333 - 09/24/09 04:30 PM Re: Census worker found hanged in KY.
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We have never once had a census worker come to my home or my parent's home when I was a child. Where are these people?? All we get is a letter in the mail asking who lives there, what's our occupation, are we American citizens, what political party we belong to, and how many pets we have.

It's not like he worked for the IRS. He was just a census worker collecting information on how many paeople lived in whatever area. Mail carriers work for the government and so do trash collectors. Will they start hanging them too?? Speaking of mail carriers, guess who might start picking up census worker duties??

Postal workers may get Census duties

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/local/sun_coast/Postal_workers_census_duties_092209




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#451334 - 09/24/09 05:22 PM Re: Census worker found hanged in KY.
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We only went to the homes of people who did not mail in their census forms, which is probably close to 1/3 of the population. You were lucky to get only the short form. In 1980, when I worked for the Census Bureau, there were three forms of varying length. The longest form,which went to 1 of every ten households, took more than an hour to fill out. The information collected goes far beyond merely identifying the number of people living in a household.
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#451335 - 09/24/09 05:30 PM Re: Census worker found hanged in KY.
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I used to do social work before I worked for Juvenile Justice. I ran into some real Billy Bobs on home visits. You don't go traipsing in the mountains unless you're experienced and have the right accent. If the weed and moonshiners booby traps don't get you the rattlesnakes or copperheads will !! Of course the snakes don't give a damn about your accent when you scream !
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#451336 - 09/24/09 05:32 PM Re: Census worker found hanged in KY.
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We only went to the homes of people who did not mail in their census forms, which is probably close to 1/3 of the population. You were lucky to get only the short form. In 1980, when I worked for the Census Bureau, there were three forms of varying length. The longest form,which went to 1 of every ten households, took more than an hour to fill out. The information collected goes far beyond merely identifying the number of people living in a household.




I only get one sheet of paper. I usually don't have to do anything except sign it and mail it because all the information they have is still the same as it should be.

I don't understand how someone can be so offended by a census form. They probably assume it's big brother watching.

But they have to know how many people live in a city/town so to know how much aid and services to ask the state and federal government for whatever assistance they may need in the future. Am I right on that?


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#451337 - 09/24/09 06:06 PM Re: Census worker found hanged in KY.
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We only went to the homes of people who did not mail in their census forms, which is probably close to 1/3 of the population. You were lucky to get only the short form. In 1980, when I worked for the Census Bureau, there were three forms of varying length. The longest form,which went to 1 of every ten households, took more than an hour to fill out. The information collected goes far beyond merely identifying the number of people living in a household.




I only get one sheet of paper. I usually don't have to do anything except sign it and mail it because all the information they have is still the same as it should be.

I don't understand how someone can be so offended by a census form. They probably assume it's big brother watching.

But they have to know how many people live in a city/town so to know how much aid and services to ask the state and federal government for whatever assistance they may need in the future. Am I right on that?






its just that mainly...they dont want internet, running water or telephones. So let them have NOTHING. They must actually like it there or they would move into the city and go swim in the "cement pond"

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#451338 - 09/24/09 06:19 PM Re: Census worker found hanged in KY.
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I don't understand how someone can be so offended by a census form. They probably assume it's big brother watching.
Meth heads, oxy snorters and moonshiners/pot growers are paranoid as fuck. The pot copter flies over my house several times a month. Just think "Apocalypse Now" but with hillbillies instead of Viet Cong !
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#451339 - 09/24/09 06:41 PM Re: Census worker found hanged in KY.
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Meth heads, oxy snorters and moonshiners/pot growers are paranoid as fuck. The pot copter flies over my house several times a month. Just think "Apocalypse Now" but with hillbillies instead of Viet Cong !




We have meth heads and oxy snorters here in the suburbs. But they still fill out their forms. We've usually thought do everything possible to NOT piss off the government even if it kills us. With all the shit that life brings us, why bring the government into it too.

Every year or so around summer time we hear on the news how another family from "the western part of the state" are now armed and barricading themselves in their home because they haven't paid their taxes & bills in ten years and now the bank is taking their home. If someone ends up hanging from a tree too, I wouldn't be surprised from that area.




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#451340 - 02/04/10 05:02 PM Re: Census worker found hanged in KY.
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upi.com/Top_News/US/2010/01/16/Census-worker-said-he-planned-suicide/UPI-87851263678294/

Census worker said he planned suicide

Published: Jan. 16, 2010

FRANKFORT, Ky., Jan. 16 (UPI) -- A friend of a Census worker believed to have made his suicide appear to be a murder for insurance reasons says he planned to kill himself, Kentucky police say.

William Sparkman, 51, of London, Ky., was found hanging from a tree in a rural part of eastern Kentucky last September, the word "FED" written on his chest. His feet and hands were bound with duct tape, and there was a rag in his mouth with tape over it. Police said while there was a rope tied around his neck, both of his feet were touching the ground

Lowell Adams, a friend of Sparkman's son, told investigators Sparkman had asked him for help in making his suicide look like a homicide, reports released by state police Friday show. Police said they believe he wanted to fake the homicide to help his heirs collect his insurance, The (Louisville) Courier-Journal reported.

"Bill spoke with me several times about killing himself and, on the Saturday before his death, he told me he was going to kill himself on the next Wednesday," Adams told police.

Sparkman, who had been successfully treated for cancer, told Adams the disease had returned, his statement said.

The death attracted national attention because of the possibility Sparkman, who also was a substitute teacher, had been killed by someone with a strong anti-government bias. In November, the state police released a report that said Sparkman committed suicide and that there was no evidence anyone else was involved.



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