It has been a while since i have cranked out one of these, so here we go.

In another slow week (or year, who's keeping track) in porn we have a few things to touch on.

First max hardcore's chat on xxxporntalk. Read the transcript and the dumb redneck is now mocking the authorities for not nailing him on the rape shit, like he thinks that if they don't get you the first time then thats it, they leave you alone. Funny how he is talking it up now but just wait until the find something else and come knocking on his door and i bet all my money he breaks down again and offers to give up everyone in porn to keep his head above water. Thats just the snake that he is.

Red Light District/Platinum X Pictures and Brian Pumper part ways: Usually i would leave it at that because who really cares, but given the fact theres not a whole lot else to mention thats exciting (apart from the return of angelica ). Vince said he was showing up late, had a bad attitude and couldn't get himself motivated to fuck attractive women like he could when he was fucking hood rats like sammura, he was given the axe, and platinum brian pumper as i like to call him said it was about the money. Yep, very interesting. (shrugs shoulders in apologetic manner)


Victoria givens is attempting to break the anal gangbang world record. It is 50 in 14 hours but one of the people marc wallice gave HIV to, but victoria wants to double that number but is still hoping to get 150 applications for it. What this achieves i don't quite know, but i pity the fool that is at the back end of the gangbang and most importantly i pity victoria's asshole that has no idea whats coming to it very soon, people tend to forget about the real victim here, the innocent asshole.

Matt damon takes shots at hardcoregossip guy: Well sort of , he takes shots at how poorly written porno movies are, for which hardcoregossip guy has written more then a 100 or so he says. Hardcore gossip guy in turn attempts to take shots at damon, to which i say, he wrote good will hunting which is much more well written then your good will thumping movie. God i hate that hardcore gossip guy.