Seems like every time I review a Tom Byron flick, I wind up talking about good ol' Tommy boy more than the cootchie. My bad. However, he makes today's meat puppets seem like a pack of big dick mopes who ruin scenes left and right with their egos. In fact, they are, but throughout my porno viewing ahem "career", he has always been there, kind of like a lucky perverted uncle who always gets the cootchie. Let's hope he gets Ivan on the team again like back in the early Evolution Erotica days. Anyway, this flick belonged to Christina, no last name. She's a sweet new cooze, unseen by me before with pale skin fresh as newly fallen snow. These scenes with newcummers like her are part of the reason why I continue to watch porn. Excellent camera work captures everything correctly. Delilah Strong has a superbly plump rump, butt that tacky lipstick kiss tatt you see on a lot of hoe's heinies lately is unfortunate. Still, some well shot hott action. Speaking of tats, what's with Christina Agave and the 666 on her fingers? Guess she's a Satanist or something, weird. She should shave her sphincter hairs next time, gotta be hard to do alone tho. Not sure what happened to Memphis Monroe's funbags, but she needs her money back from whomever did her botch titjob. Sorry to see that happen, they were just fine before. Riley Shy puts in a good scene as well. Overall, solid gonzo release worth your time and dime. [
Tom Byron Productions]
Christina