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#450864 - 09/22/09 02:19 PM 10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets
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There's a reason most restaurants keep the kitchen doors closed -- and it's not just because it's so hot back there.

It can be tough for restaurateurs to turn a profit and Slashfood has uncovered some of the ultra-dirty deeds even the best restaurants commit in order to pinch pennies.

Read on for 10 true stories about the subtle, sneaky and sometimes downright disgusting ways restaurants cheat to save a buck -- and how you might be paying the price.


10. Using Cabbage in Place of Seaweed

Says a former maître d' at an expensive Chinese restaurant known for its celebrity clientele: "The owner figured his customers knew nothing about Chinese food (he was right) and was a genius at saving money. A specialty supplier used to provide edible seaweed for the popular seaweed appetizer, but when that got too expensive the boss began experimenting.

"The 'seaweed' on the menu ended up becoming thin strips of cabbage leaf, deep-fried, and then rolled in equal amounts of salt and sugar. It's possible even cardboard would taste good if prepared like that, but the dish remained a bestseller."

9. Deep-Frying Everything

But that's not all! At the same celebrity-friendly restaurant: "In addition to the 'Chinese seaweed,' the other two most popular dishes on the menu were a 'Mongolian lamb' main course and caramelized banana dessert," the insider says.

"Often a diner would order all three, and not realize that every item was cooked in exactly the same deep-fry basket. Although the restaurant denied the lamb was fried, in fact the cabbage (ahem, 'seaweed'), lamb shank and sugared banana would all go into the same oil."

8. Substituting Top-Shelf Alcohol with Generic Booze

One of the most common scams at restaurant bars is to replace premium vodka with generic brands, subscribing to the theory that most customers can't tell the difference. (We know of one restaurant which even did that with Scotch, but experienced whiskey drinkers could often tell and the scam was not so effective.)

A New York City bartender says, "The way of doing that is to start them on the bad vodka right away. You can't sub it in once they started drinking the top shelf brands or they'll notice. But if you serve the cheap stuff from the beginning they never know."

7. Topping Pitchers of Beer with Seltzer Water

Don't think the fiddling is restricted to top-shelf liquors, either. "In sports bars that sell pitchers of beers, the thing to do is to top the pitchers off with seltzer after the table has ordered like the third one," a source says. "The drunker the guys, the more seltzer they get."

6. Refilling Pricey Bottled Waters with Tap

It turns out not all water bottles are created equal. You might already suspect that some restaurants refill water bottles with tap water, but some places turn it into an art form. "Where I worked we served Voss water because it has the easiest screw top to re-seal," a waitress says. "You can't do that with the brands that have a bottle cap."

5. Recycling Baskets of Chips

One diner at a landmark cafe in Bethlehem, Pa., reported digging in to some bagel chips and finding they contained old pineapple rinds.

"Someone else got served the chips, didn't eat them all, threw their rinds from some other dish into the basket, the waiter picked it up without looking and threw more chips on top and re-served it to us," the customer claimed on an online ratings Web site. "Yeech!"

Management didn't seem to care and the patron says "they were trying to economize their chip ration, and it was probably standard practice to re-use uneaten chips."

4. Serving Rotten Meat

A steakhouse employee in New York says that sometimes not all the meat is as fresh as it should be. "It's an old trick to keep the steak that's past its prime and wait until somebody orders it well done or medium-well," the insider says. "The more you cook the meat, the more you disguise its flavor. When I'm eating out I never order anything higher than medium rare, because I know how the kitchen gets rid of bad meat."

3. Using Fake Creamer

A former waitress at an upscale restaurant in Philadelphia reports that one of the daily duties of staff was to mix a large pot of non-dairy, powdered creamer. When coffee or tea was ordered, the small milk jugs were to be filled halfway with fake creamer, and then topped off with the more expensive real milk.

2. Serving Caffeinated Coffee as Decaf

If your body has a problem with caffeine, it might be safer to make your own coffee at home. The same Philadelphia source also reports coming back to the kitchen with a cup of regular coffee when an elderly customer had requested decaf. "The head waiter took the cup from my hand, handed it right back to me and said, 'There -- now it's decaf,'" she says.

1. Souping Up Big Ticket Items

The most shocking story came from an internationally well-known West Coast restaurant -- trust us, you've heard of this place. Part of the shtick of this very fine-dining establishment is the presentation of a truffle at the table, so that customers have the opportunity to order some (super expensive) shavings to be added to their food. But while white truffles are more expensive than black truffles, their aroma is more subtle, meaning that they make less of an impression when presented during the sales pitch. "What the staff would do is add black truffle oil, which is more pungent, to the white truffle, to give it more 'pop,'" the insider says. "It's an absolute no-no to do, especially at those prices. But who's going to know?"

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#450865 - 09/22/09 03:16 PM Re: 10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets
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Is this your 'how-to' for when you open up your joint, Alex?
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#450866 - 09/22/09 03:25 PM Re: 10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets
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I shudder to think what fast food restaurants do. I know of a Chinese restaurant that used to leave the chicken out all night laying on the butcher block. They eventually got closed by the health department. Also a steak house that waiters picked up the used silverware and wiped it off with a napkin before wrapping it for the next suckers.
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#450867 - 09/23/09 09:10 PM Re: 10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets
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I worked in a few restaurants in New York City back in the 80s and I can tell you confidently that they all have rats. Every single one of them. The good news is if they ever found food that had been contaminated, they threw the whole thing away. The didn't take chances with customers. At least that was my experience.
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#450868 - 09/23/09 09:14 PM Re: 10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets
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I shudder to think what fast food restaurants do. I know of a Chinese restaurant that used to leave the chicken out all night laying on the butcher block. They eventually got closed by the health department. Also a steak house that waiters picked up the used silverware and wiped it off with a napkin before wrapping it for the next suckers.



As long as they deep fry that chicken in 1000 degrees of burning-hot oil then I am a happy customer

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#450869 - 09/23/09 10:05 PM Re: 10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets
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I remember walking by this chinese restaurant in chinatown (Wash. DC) and noticing bags of rice on the pavment...kicked them to reveal BIG ASS ROACHES....and this was done during daylight hrs.....so fuck....lets just say never at in chinatown again...G'town had some big ass rats as well if I can remember right.

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#450870 - 09/23/09 10:13 PM Re: 10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets
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I knew of a butcher shop in NYC that always had problems keeping employees. Some people just couldn't get used to having rats run over their feet as they cut meat. Also, I went into a meat cutting room once and found a dead possum on the floor. I think it cut itself on the band saw blade because there were some bloody paw prints on the saw.

It is tough in the city w/ rats and roaches. You may keep your kitchen, or store, clean; but if the place next door doesn't, you're fucked.

The worst active disregard for cleanliness I've seen is when a large diner's dish washer broke down, so they had the wash boy just rinse and wipe the dishes.

Also, it amazes me that a restaurant will gut and redecorate the dining area every 10-15 years, but the kitchen will still have 40-50 year old fixtures that are bubble gum and duct taped together.

And since I'm telling nasty kitchen stories, here's one that isn't unclean, just nasty. In Turkish restaurants they go through alot of calves liver, cutting it up into lil cubes for something. Well this one joint had a liver cutting station set up in the basement. One rubber made tub full of fresh liver and another to put the cubes in. In the middle of the table, they cut it up. Now the liver is the filter for blood and has a tough membrane covering it. When they cut a slice in the membrane and started tugging at it to get it off, blood would start POURING all over the place. Running off the table, all over the floor. Absolutely disgusting. Dude would be there for a couple hours cutting up liver, looked like a crime scene. They hosed everything down when they finished, but I'd practically puke every time I saw it.
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#450871 - 09/24/09 06:17 AM Re: 10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets
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My youngest son is a chef. He has told me any number of places to stay away from, and lots of the crap that goes on behind the kitchen doors. Eating at home is much more attractive now.

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#450872 - 09/24/09 09:25 AM Re: 10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets
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Yeah, and spend an hour in a slaughter house and you won't want to eat meat. The way I figure it, I haven't gotten sick from a restaurant in 35 years, so I aint scared.
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#450873 - 09/24/09 09:59 AM Re: 10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets
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Yeah, and spend an hour in a slaughter house and you won't want to eat meat. The way I figure it, I haven't gotten sick from a restaurant in 35 years, so I aint scared.



You just gotta fry it real good, and the bacteria is gone.

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#450874 - 09/24/09 12:07 PM Re: 10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets
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Damn Russians. Everthing fried, smoked, or pickled.
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#450875 - 09/24/09 12:13 PM Re: 10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets
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Damn Russians. Everthing fried, smoked, or pickled.



You forgot baked, roasted and sauteed.

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#450876 - 09/24/09 03:21 PM Re: 10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets
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Yeah, and spend an hour in a slaughter house and you won't want to eat meat.




Can't say it has effected me in this way. Worked there a few years (several different locations/animals). I still like meat, though I don't eat it every day.
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#450877 - 09/24/09 04:53 PM Re: 10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets
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You haven't lived until you've had an up close and personal view of a five foot diameter by four foot tall barrel of pig's feet. (or pig's tongues for that matter)
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#450878 - 09/25/09 01:46 PM Re: 10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets
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8. Substituting Top-Shelf Alcohol with Generic Booze

One of the most common scams at restaurant bars is to replace premium vodka with generic brands, subscribing to the theory that most customers can't tell the difference. (We know of one restaurant which even did that with Scotch, but experienced whiskey drinkers could often tell and the scam was not so effective.)

A New York City bartender says, "The way of doing that is to start them on the bad vodka right away. You can't sub it in once they started drinking the top shelf brands or they'll notice. But if you serve the cheap stuff from the beginning they never know."





This one's a no-brainer. I can't count the times I've ordered a drink, watched the bartender pour it, took a sip and nearly yacked from the lighter fluid they were selling as premium. Now I stick to premium bottled beer like Pabst Blue Ribbon.

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#450879 - 09/25/09 01:52 PM Re: 10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets
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Quote:

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8. Substituting Top-Shelf Alcohol with Generic Booze

One of the most common scams at restaurant bars is to replace premium vodka with generic brands, subscribing to the theory that most customers can't tell the difference. (We know of one restaurant which even did that with Scotch, but experienced whiskey drinkers could often tell and the scam was not so effective.)

A New York City bartender says, "The way of doing that is to start them on the bad vodka right away. You can't sub it in once they started drinking the top shelf brands or they'll notice. But if you serve the cheap stuff from the beginning they never know."





This one's a no-brainer. I can't count the times I've ordered a drink, watched the bartender pour it, took a sip and nearly yacked from the lighter fluid they were selling as premium. Now I stick to premium bottled beer like Pabst Blue Ribbon.




I agree. The only people who are fooling themselves are the bartenders and managers who think that because a person doesn't throw a temper tantrum at the bar, they must have been fooled by switching good booze for cheap watered-down shit. How naive.

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