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I'm wearing a hot white Theory suit ready to provide you with the enthusiatic pleasure you deserve. In an oversaturated post apocalyptic wasteland run by Trilaterialists, the Standard Oil Cartel, former Enron Executives, International Bankers, Zionist Neo-conservatives, and post modern military industrial complex poseur celebrities only one woman can provide you with the upscale pornographic services you really desire.



This chick must have been severly traumatized by one of her professors at Harvard. This intellectual drug-induced psychobabble combined with "upscale pornographic services"
makes me think of Condoleeza Rice Blowing Colin Powel in Air Force One while President Bush looks on and whacks off all over Dick Cheney's Pacemaker.

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..............................you forget everything but the pleasure you are feeling in this moment



Forget "everything"?

You mean I'd forget shit like my name? Where I live? My Company? Shit, that might be bad.....

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I'm the conservative upscale girl next door that you'd never expect to find on her knee's sucking your cock in your office. Call me the CEO of your cock, more dynamic and exciting than the GOOGLE IPO.



Sorry, already filled the CEO position in the corporate entity known as MY COCK inc., but we are accepting applications for "Vice President of The Employee's Automated Starbuck's Coffee Machine".

Someone pop the popwhore already....


Edited by Da Burglar (01/05/05 05:10 AM)
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