It's all good Bishop. Just know he's not taking the easy way out.

I convinced him to fill a gallon milk jug with black powder and stuff it up his banana hole. He was to then soak the sunday paper in K1 and insert as much of it as he could into the gallon jug. Add a road flare and he's either in orbit or all over the walls of his condo depending on how hard he could squeeze. Like I said. Travel well.