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#450363 - 09/17/09 09:12 PM
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nice to see your looking....where are you located will be asked....so where ya at?....you also may want to include what types of scenes that your looking for...
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#450365 - 09/17/09 09:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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Mercedes, that is a very interesting picture, but seeing as we can't tell what you look like, it can go two ways:
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#450366 - 09/17/09 09:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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If you're going to dive right & do any kind of gangbang (facial, or whatever), I hope you negotiated a half-decent rate & didn't Craigslist yourself into the porn industry.
You have a big schnoz in that photo, but that's not a bad thing.
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#450368 - 09/17/09 09:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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I sure hope so, because porn is waist deep in it...if not deeper.
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#450369 - 09/18/09 03:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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 Looking for work? I guess that's why you're looking out the window? Or were you anxiously waiting for your dealer to arrive? Anyways, godspeed.
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#450375 - 09/18/09 08:53 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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#450376 - 09/18/09 09:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Sneeze it out your ass !
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#450377 - 09/18/09 05:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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This is hardly relevant but this is why I love XPT. I did not expect to read a conversation about filling someone's ass with snot today.
Next can we talk about drooling into someone's belly button?
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#450378 - 09/18/09 06:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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In the navel You can spit the seven seas Apologies to the Village people. No wait they owe us the apology.
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#450379 - 09/18/09 06:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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@BDM: I hope and am pretty sure you knew I was just trying to make a joke. Let's not talk about drooling please? And thank you.
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#450381 - 09/18/09 07:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Dude, this thread is so fucked. Let's talk about how great it would be to shit into someone's vagina.
You see where I am at? some of this shit needs no discussion by anyone anytime ever.
By the way I am gonna use a straw to fire snot into the next ass I have near my face... Actually I have blank 22 rounds so i could literally fire snot at high speed into an ass. Fuck. I hate you guys.
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#450386 - 09/19/09 04:14 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/14/09
Posts: 241
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reminds me a bit of Myskina
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#450388 - 09/19/09 05:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Call me weird but I find Marilyn Manson kinda hot when he's just Brian. And I have no problem with Myskina except that she's playing tennis in the Donny Long Boating and Leisure Collection
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#450390 - 09/19/09 10:43 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/16/06
Posts: 228
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Say girl, I respect that. No harm, no foul. But, if you are seriously looking to do this shit full time (or even part time) pay attention to some of the posters on here. Granted, there are some shit talkers on here, but the more you hang around here, the more you'll see who knows what they are talking about and who doesn't.
FOLLOW ADVICE GIVEN AND GROW SOME TOUGH SKIN... Now please, open that pretty mouth and give me some lovin proper.
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#450391 - 09/20/09 02:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Bailey, can you help Mercedes properly size her avatar?
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#450394 - 09/27/09 08:20 PM
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always remember if your looking for work.....
these shots are always good to have around....for promotional purposes.
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#450395 - 09/27/09 08:21 PM
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example a-
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#450396 - 09/27/09 08:23 PM
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example b-
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#450399 - 09/28/09 03:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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You look like the streetwalkers over here that cater to the German guys from across the border.
Bad Mercedes? More like Wrecked Mercedes.
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#450401 - 09/28/09 01:21 PM
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#450403 - 09/28/09 03:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Isn't funny how most people will see exactly what they want to see?
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#450405 - 09/28/09 03:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm pro abortion tard. Said that so many times here that I can't count them. Keep trying, maybe you'll do something right eventually.
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#450406 - 09/28/09 03:54 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/07
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I'm pro abortion tard. Said that so many times here that I can't count them. Keep trying, maybe you'll do something right eventually.
So you're not a christian? You can't pick and choose bits you like. Try that with law...hmm I agree to not killing people, but think I should be allowed to steal supercars.
Track 1 of AC/DC Highway to Hell.
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#450407 - 09/28/09 04:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
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So I don't know where I said I was any kind of christian except the kind that comes as a product of 2000 years of christian morals and law. The same as you. But please provide a link to where I have said otherwise. Sorry kid, I can't make you not clueless.
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#450409 - 09/28/09 04:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Wrong, all religions set moral standards. Except Atheism. Christianity has heavily shaped the western civilizations laws and moral standards. This makes us both, in a real sense, Christians.
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#450411 - 09/28/09 05:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Who we are and what we believe today, in western society, came about largely because our ancestors were Christian. Yes or no?
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#450412 - 09/28/09 06:00 PM
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#450413 - 09/28/09 06:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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It wasn't me who steered this towards religion.
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#450416 - 09/28/09 11:20 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
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Reminds me of that "Animal House" scene where they flash a picture of Flounder up at the pledge committee meeting.
Is she a legacy?
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#450419 - 09/29/09 02:06 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
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Mercedes' face just reminded me I really need to get cracking on that review of Hedwig and the Angry Inch for my cinematography class.
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#450421 - 09/29/09 08:59 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Everyone picks and chooses what parts of religion they like.
Religion isn't pick and mix sweeites. You have to eat the hard horrible candy too.
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#450422 - 09/29/09 09:01 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/18/09
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Loc: Midwest / Florida
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She would have been the winner at that piece of shit exotica  show in NYC,,,,I would drop a draino lugi in her left nostrel though
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#450423 - 09/29/09 09:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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See Grizz
Not all liberals fall under the this banner, but there is a small portion of them that are so incapable of seeing anything contrary to their own hard wired black and white beliefs that they are simply unable to comprehend not only someone with a differing view from themselves but those who also believe differently from their perceived enemies.
I am pro abortion, pro drug legalization, pro prostitution, and pro pornography. You may ask why I am so often attacked by the left here. It is because I have never made any bones about my fiscally conservative views (that and I am really anti-warmer). That’s all he is capable of seeing, the word conservative. If he can’t pigeonhole me that means he can’t attack me, and liberals like him hate that.
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#450424 - 09/29/09 06:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Fuck religion. God rules !
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#450428 - 09/29/09 09:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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What dumbasses... LOL!!! Please forget I was looking for work here. Good god, please forget.
Well, look on the upside, at least you don't have a glass eye (well, contacts that look like one, at least that I can tell).
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Religion isn't pick and mix sweeites. You have to eat the hard horrible candy too.
Dipshit, you're mistaking that with ORGANIZED religion. Religion is just faith, that's all...it...zippo.
Organized religion is also faith, but bundled into a pretty little package in order for a group of fruitcakes to socialize amongst themselves.
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#450429 - 09/30/09 07:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Good summary Eric. I must agree !
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#450430 - 09/30/09 07:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Mercedes you any kin to this one ?
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#450431 - 10/02/09 04:19 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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