Jessica Simpson's tiny little dog was grabbed by a coyote and carried off into the woods right in front of her as she watched.

Logically, her next step was to hire a pet recovery service, leave a bunch of voicemails, make posters with the dog's picture and offer a reward. Seriously, a reward? Do coyotes even use money (other than to buy rockets from ACME)?

Anyway, I just thought you guys would be nice enough to help out if you step in a pile of coyote poo that looks like it used to be Jessica Simpson's Malti-poo.

Or maybe some of you might be so sweet as to offer a few kind words of support to the e-mail listed on the poster?