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#450267 - 09/17/09 02:36 PM
The stupidest "celebrity" in the world?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
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Loc: Mississippi
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Jessica Simpson's tiny little dog was grabbed by a coyote and carried off into the woods right in front of her as she watched.
Logically, her next step was to hire a pet recovery service, leave a bunch of voicemails, make posters with the dog's picture and offer a reward. Seriously, a reward? Do coyotes even use money (other than to buy rockets from ACME)?
Anyway, I just thought you guys would be nice enough to help out if you step in a pile of coyote poo that looks like it used to be Jessica Simpson's Malti-poo.
Or maybe some of you might be so sweet as to offer a few kind words of support to the e-mail listed on the poster?
Edited by E.Y.Davis (09/17/09 03:35 PM)
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#450269 - 09/17/09 03:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Nah... she's not the stupidest celebrity. If she were, she would have posted her cell number on the flyer.
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#450272 - 09/17/09 03:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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It's easy to pretend they found her dog. Jess's dad should just pull out her hair extensions and take them for a walk around the block. Jess will never know the difference.
And wtf is a multi-poo? It sounds like something Panzer would post.
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#450274 - 09/17/09 05:08 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/12/07
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I know where it is at . It is all over the ground . Cause the malti-poo is now coyote poo .
I want my reward 
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#450275 - 09/17/09 06:28 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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Do coyotes even use money (other than to buy rockets from ACME)?
I was always under the impression that Wiley had a line of credit. 
A HUGE line of credit!!
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#450281 - 09/18/09 11:40 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
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I'd like to fell bad for her, being an animal lover...but COME ON BITCH!! You SAW the coyote take the dog. The dog is gone. Coyotes dont take animals,play with them,they let them go. Dog is dead. Sucks, very sad, but true.
And yeah...she should have NEVER let the dog out without a leash. Because shit like this happens when you dont.
Sucks for the dog...but it was her own damn fault for not being a responsible dog owner.
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#450283 - 09/18/09 06:39 PM
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#450285 - 09/18/09 06:49 PM
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She has a new reality show airing soon about being "beautiful". She needs the publicity.
any "celebrity" needing "publicity" needs to take the Kanye West instant publicity course. 
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#450290 - 11/01/09 11:04 AM
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#450291 - 11/02/09 07:16 PM
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Registered: 06/06/09
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Someone should tell Jessica that porn would be a good career move, lets face it, her 15 minutes are over.
Her and her sister say they turned down Playboy when it was the other way around. Playboy turned them down because they were both each asking for an obscene amount of money. Ashlee then released she turned down their three million dollar offer and she said she can make three million dollars elsewhere. Yeah that was two years ago and now the whore was just fired from Melrose Place! Playboy then released a statement, which they rarely do when someone says they turned down Playboy, and they said we have never offered Ashlee or anyone that kind of money.
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