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#450243 - 09/17/09 01:49 PM The last thing that blew your mind
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What's the last thing that blew your mind?


so i'm a fag and i watched True Blood this season- no surprise there. any female within 100 feet of your TV on a sunday night will burn your fucking house down if you don't have HBO. i know this now. and "if you can't beat 'em, ..."

so the cuddly, alcoholic detective andy bellefleur has always struck me as strangely familiar, but i could never quite place him. yet i knew the feeling was real, in the sense it wasn't just another hallucination.



yesterday it hit me: "Machine" from 8MM. ofcourse. how embarrassing- he's eluded me all these years. how's it going Chris Bauer? henceforth he'll be known as Detective Machine.



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#450244 - 09/17/09 02:34 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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any female within 100 feet of your TV will burn your fucking house down if its sunday night and you don't have HBO. i know this now. and "if you can't beat 'em, ..."





That's why you need to let these ho's know how you roll. Find the goddess. You know the goddess? The goddess is a woman, any woman- all women. Just find the goddess.

One thing that blew my mind recently is one of my best friends from high is going to be a father. Even an ex-girlfriend of mine recently had a baby. And what really gets me is that these people were the type that said they NEVER wanted kids.
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#450245 - 09/17/09 03:05 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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Good find Mark. MACHINE RULES!!!!

You ever think that they mad 8MM just so the director and Nic Cage could justify sitting around and watching snuff/BDSM films?
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#450246 - 09/17/09 03:38 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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Last thing that blew my mind? I don't know man, I'm pretty jaded.

I think it was learning Marc Wallace had died, and that's been a while back.

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#450247 - 09/17/09 03:45 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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Last thing that blew my mind? I don't know man, I'm pretty jaded.

I think it was learning Marc Wallace had died, and that's been a while back.




Hey Bornyo if you want to get up to speed on the whole "True Blood" phenomenon I found the perfect article for ya'.




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#450248 - 09/17/09 04:57 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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three shakes of downcast head...gentle sigh...

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#450249 - 09/17/09 05:48 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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three shakes of downcast head...gentle sigh...




Wha...? you already read that article? Pass it on to Backdoorman then, sorry.
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#450250 - 09/17/09 06:32 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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#450251 - 09/17/09 06:41 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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He was Sobotka on the Wire. That show blew my mind...
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#450252 - 09/17/09 07:06 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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three shakes of downcast head...gentle sigh...




Wha...? you already read that article? Pass it on to Backdoorman then, sorry.




I always go to my local radio club meetings in goth get up ! Gives them something to talk about on the radio the next month or so.
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#450253 - 09/17/09 07:25 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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Wha...? you already read that article? Pass it on to Backdoorman then, sorry.




I never read the article or clicked the link. I was just sorry you missed the boat.

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#450254 - 09/17/09 07:43 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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I know this was intended to be light hearted but when the second plane hit the world trade center that completely blew my mind. No accident there ! I was incredulous hoping it was a replay.
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#450255 - 09/17/09 07:49 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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Dino Velvet remembers Machine

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#450256 - 09/17/09 07:54 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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I know this was intended to be light hearted but when the second plane hit the world trade center that completely blew my mind. No accident there ! I was incredulous hoping it was a replay.




Well, at least you have shown a good sense of humor on this particular thread. For that, I say, "Thank you, Sir".


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#450257 - 09/17/09 08:45 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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The last time I had a sensation of deja vu. Should have written down the details.
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#450258 - 09/17/09 09:10 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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so the cuddly, alcoholic detective andy bellefleur has always struck me as strangely familiar...




I thought you were going to go with Frank Sobotka, the union guy in the second season of The Wire.



This guy is a great actor.


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#450259 - 09/19/09 12:18 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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What's the last thing that blew your mind?




When I almost ran over a blind gut about an hour ago. I was waiting to make a right turn and creeping forward as I looked to my left when I felt something shaking my car. It was a blind guy with a seeing eye dog who was making sure I realized he was there. But like a half a second before that I had almost gunned it to make the turn and I totally would have run this guy over.

He then proceeded across the intersection and I almost yelled out, "Hey, I'm sorry I didn't see you!" But I realized you can't say that to a blind guy.
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#450260 - 09/19/09 12:59 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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Good call on the Chris Bauer.... I never put that together and I really liked that character.

Much like Bornyo things don't really surprise me. It's all about me and all.

Last thing that made me go "heh" was sitting at a light in downtown Albany with my kid and watching some Korean student walk up to a busy four way intersection, press the pedestrian walk button, and without a moments pause march out into traffic. The gook made it but the guy next to me in an F-150 almost shit himself.

We laughed about that shit to almost exit 15(Saratoga).
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#450261 - 09/19/09 01:06 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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We laughed about that shit to almost exit 15(Saratoga).




Ahhh, Saratoga. The graveyard of champions. The August place to be. (Although now it's parts of July & September, too).
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#450262 - 09/19/09 01:50 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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I hear ya Dean but the upstate WOPS with bank could care less. They have houses on Lake George during the week and they bet big at Toga on the weekends. That and the fact it really is a good time up in the Sun and clean air.
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#450263 - 09/20/09 03:36 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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this is awesome, albeit old news to some- The Rum Diary, Hunter S. Thompson's first novel, has been adapted for film for release in 2010. if you're drawing a blank on HST (idiot) think Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

unsurprisingly, Johnny Depp once again plays as Thompson's literary alter-ego -- let's face it, no one else has any business playing a Hunter alt after Depp's masterwork in Fear & Loathing, not even Jim B (i kid!). and anyone that thinks Depp's quirky jack sparrow character in those shitty Pirates movies - the mannerisms and gesticulations - isn't rooted in studying and living with HST, is kidding themselves.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376136/



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#450264 - 09/20/09 03:44 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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I read that book. I love Hunter but he is absolute shit at writing female characters. Looking forward to the film. Thanks Mark.
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#450265 - 09/20/09 10:45 PM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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let's face it, no one else has any business playing a Hunter alt after Depp's masterwork in Fear & Loathing, not even Jim B...








Oh, and BDM: I saw it in person.

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#450266 - 09/21/09 07:40 AM Re: The last thing that blew your mind
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^ Wow that must have been life changing ! I don't envy you !
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