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any female within 100 feet of your TV will burn your fucking house down if its sunday night and you don't have HBO. i know this now. and "if you can't beat 'em, ..."




That's why you need to let these ho's know how you roll. Find the goddess. You know the goddess? The goddess is a woman, any woman- all women. Just find the goddess.

One thing that blew my mind recently is one of my best friends from high is going to be a father. Even an ex-girlfriend of mine recently had a baby. And what really gets me is that these people were the type that said they NEVER wanted kids.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.