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#450156 - 09/17/09 08:49 AM Blind Item PM *DELETED*
gia jordan Offline
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#450157 - 09/17/09 09:12 AM Re: Blind Item PM
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Your list is missing one Baby G; Windsock.......... We have a winner.
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#450158 - 09/17/09 06:34 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Hey! I voted in that pop quiz. It isn't fair to give a test and not grade the results. I just want to know if I got the answer right!
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#450159 - 09/17/09 06:37 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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I don't know either. Ask Mark.
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#450160 - 09/17/09 06:52 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
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Hey! I voted in that pop quiz. It isn't fair to give a test and not grade the results. I just want to know if I got the answer right!




who did you vote?

gia next time you start a thread let it ride. fuckem.

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#450161 - 09/17/09 06:59 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
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Hey! I voted in that pop quiz. It isn't fair to give a test and not grade the results. I just want to know if I got the answer right!




who did you vote?

@Gia: next time you start a thread let it ride. fuckem.






Well, I went against my original gut feeling that it was Big Red and voted for Eric Who. If it was anybody else, I don't care.

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#450162 - 09/17/09 07:12 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
Bornyo Offline
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DukeSkywalker was running away with it and went bitch-mode.

What a pussy, and it illustrates why he does what he does.

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#450163 - 09/17/09 07:14 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Shit, or was it Duke? I get them confused. You fucked me up B.!!
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#450164 - 09/17/09 07:16 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
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Any one that reads this before it is deleted, like my other comment, feel free to drop me a line and let me know what the gist of the PM was.
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#450165 - 09/17/09 07:20 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
Bornyo Offline
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I'm not dropping you a PM. You weigh over 200lbs. You fat load of mess.

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#450166 - 09/17/09 07:36 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
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Why you gotta be all hurtful? Just cuz I'm over 200, doesn't mean I'm a mess. I don't have Jet Tits or stretch marks. And I can look down and see my dick w/o my belly getting in the way. Now that you hurt me, I'm going to have to seek comfort in Ring Dings and Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies.
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#450167 - 09/17/09 08:00 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
gia jordan Offline
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Hey! I voted in that pop quiz. It isn't fair to give a test and not grade the results. I just want to know if I got the answer right!




who did you vote?

gia next time you start a thread let it ride. fuckem.





What? Ok. My vodka is yummy.
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#450168 - 09/17/09 08:02 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
Dick Dastardly Offline
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What brand this evening?
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#450169 - 09/17/09 08:04 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
gia jordan Offline
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ketel1, baybayyyyy.
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#450170 - 09/17/09 08:12 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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ketel1, baybayyyyy.




You got nothin on me! I just went by my fridge to grab another Heine and saw my calendar with a note that I agreed to take the morning shift tomorrow!!

I thought I was off work until next Tuesday! The poor fucker assigned to work with me tomorrow is going to be hating life.




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#450171 - 09/17/09 11:08 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
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ketel1, baybayyyyy.




Dilettante.
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#450172 - 09/18/09 01:02 AM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
gia jordan Offline
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hi. my names is baby gias and i'm drunks. and homes and eating a coconut.
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#450173 - 09/18/09 01:18 AM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
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hi. my names is baby gias and i'm drunks. and homes and eating a coconut.




Few things in life are hotter than a hot, drunk, chick.

Hey baby, want some action?
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#450174 - 09/18/09 03:39 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
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Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies.





The new series from JM Productions...
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#450175 - 09/18/09 04:36 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
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hi. my names is baby gias and i'm drunks. and homes and eating a coconut.



Stand up sweetie that's probably a testicle !!!
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#450176 - 09/21/09 11:44 AM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
Dick Dastardly Offline
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I heard coconut is bad for your heart?
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#450177 - 09/21/09 11:52 AM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I heard coconut is bad for your heart?






yet sticking an uncovered penis into the holes of bree olson will do wonders for your health? Eric, kill yourself................. tonight at 7pm EST
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#450178 - 09/21/09 11:59 AM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Sorry, no KoolAid in my apartment. I'll have to wait until next time, Monks. You'll invite, yes?
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#450179 - 09/21/09 12:01 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Sorry, no KoolAid in my apartment. I'll have to wait until next time, Monks. You'll invite, yes?





Eric, what reason do you have to live? This is your chance to be apart of something special, you will be remembered for this, do it you faggot.
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#450180 - 09/21/09 12:02 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Apparently, you remember me for the Bree Olson thing time & time again. What other reason do I need? I'm in your memories, that's all that matters.

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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#450181 - 09/21/09 12:06 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Apparently, you remember me for the Bree Olson thing time & time again. What other reason do I need? I'm in your memories, that's all that matters.








DO IT, JUST FUCKING DO IT ERIC, STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY AND MAN UP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR GOD DAMN, PATHETIC LIFE. FUCKING DO IT.
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#450182 - 09/21/09 12:07 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
Dick Dastardly Offline
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DO IT, JUST FUCKING DO IT ERIC, STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY AND MAN UP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR GOD DAMN, PATHETIC LIFE. FUCKING DO IT.




No need to use caps, Monkey, it makes you look angry.

Besides, I'm not in the dying kind of mood right now, try next week perhaps?
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#450183 - 09/21/09 12:10 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
Smelly Monkey Offline
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DO IT, JUST FUCKING DO IT ERIC, STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY AND MAN UP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR GOD DAMN, PATHETIC LIFE. FUCKING DO IT.




No need to use caps, Monkey, it makes you look angry.

Besides, I'm not in the dying kind of mood right now, try next week perhaps?




No wonder Bree left you. Just another name to add to the list of people eric disappoints.
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#450184 - 09/21/09 12:12 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Sorry, I'm not willing to die for a whore much less a "smelly monkey".
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#450185 - 09/21/09 12:15 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
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Sorry, I'm not willing to die for a whore much less a "smelly monkey".





Why not? it means you have come full circle from being birthed by one to ending your life because of one, its perfect eric, its god's will.
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#450186 - 09/21/09 12:15 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Apparently, you remember me for the Bree Olson thing time & time again. What other reason do I need? I'm in your memories, that's all that matters.








DO IT, JUST FUCKING DO IT ERIC, STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY AND MAN UP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR GOD DAMN, PATHETIC LIFE. FUCKING DO IT.






DO IT, JUST FUCKING DO IT SMELLY MONKEY, STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY AND MAN UP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR GOD DAMN, PATHETIC LIFE. FUCKING DO IT.
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--Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.

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#450187 - 09/21/09 12:16 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Apparently, you remember me for the Bree Olson thing time & time again. What other reason do I need? I'm in your memories, that's all that matters.








DO IT, JUST FUCKING DO IT ERIC, STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY AND MAN UP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR GOD DAMN, PATHETIC LIFE. FUCKING DO IT.






DO IT, JUST FUCKING DO IT SMELLY MONKEY, STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY AND MAN UP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR GOD DAMN, PATHETIC LIFE. FUCKING DO IT.






I am, at 7pm EST E.Y1ng, be there
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#450188 - 09/21/09 12:29 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
Bishop Offline
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Apparently, you remember me for the Bree Olson thing time & time again. What other reason do I need? I'm in your memories, that's all that matters.








DO IT, JUST FUCKING DO IT ERIC, STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY AND MAN UP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR GOD DAMN, PATHETIC LIFE. FUCKING DO IT.


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#450189 - 09/21/09 12:35 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
E.Y.Davis Offline
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Loc: Mississippi
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Quote:

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Apparently, you remember me for the Bree Olson thing time & time again. What other reason do I need? I'm in your memories, that's all that matters.










DO IT, JUST FUCKING DO IT ERIC, STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY AND MAN UP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR GOD DAMN, PATHETIC LIFE. FUCKING DO IT.






DO IT, JUST FUCKING DO IT SMELLY MONKEY, STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY AND MAN UP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR GOD DAMN, PATHETIC LIFE. FUCKING DO IT.






I am, at 7pm EST E.Y1ng, be there




I'm not K1ng, but for the first time since I've been here you made me chuckle to myself, so I'll let it pass.

Where would you like me to be? Do you have any good porn you want to give away before you die?

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#450190 - 09/23/09 12:27 AM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
k1ng Offline
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I am, at 7pm EST E.Y1ng, be there




I'm not K1ng




Damn! You got me. I guess I'll have to retire this alt. Henceforth, E.Y.Davis will no longer post at xpt. If I get drunk and accidentally post under this id mods please ban it for my own good. Thanks.
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#450191 - 09/23/09 07:20 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
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Registered: 04/02/09
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I am, at 7pm EST E.Y1ng, be there




I'm not K1ng




Damn! You got me. I guess I'll have to retire this alt. Henceforth, E.Y.Davis will no longer post at xpt. If I get drunk and accidentally post under this id mods please ban it for my own good. Thanks.




Can you tell when you don't make any sense or must you rely on the kindness of strangers to point it out to you?

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--Some of us look for The Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.

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#450192 - 09/23/09 07:28 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Just knock it off Paperchase. Really.


ENOUGH.
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#450193 - 09/24/09 12:32 AM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
k1ng Offline
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Can you tell when you don't make any sense or must you rely on the kindness of strangers to point it out to you?





let me guess. when someone tells you a joke, you say "I don't get it" and the laughs you hear are with you not at you. clueless.
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#450194 - 09/24/09 09:26 AM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
E.Y.Davis Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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Can you tell when you don't make any sense or must you rely on the kindness of strangers to point it out to you?





let me guess. when someone tells you a joke, you say "I don't get it" and the laughs you hear are with you not at you. clueless.




Poor little fella, now it is my turn: Whenever you make stupid posts (and by that I mean whenever you post) you claim that anybody who doesn't laugh (and by that I mean everybody who read whatever you wrote) didn't "get it", right?

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#450195 - 09/24/09 05:23 PM Re: Blind Item PM *DELETED*
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
EY...

You may have taken the "No...y0u" and twisted it so hard it now carrys a polynominal equation. I'm impressed.


Now maybe for the next round you can insult each others Moms or fucken lay a beat down on one another's petal bikes. HAW@!!!!!
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