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#449728 - 09/15/09 11:03 PM
ANGELINA ARMANI DUMPS MONSTAR
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Porn Jesus
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Just heard that Angelina Armani has broken up with monstar for director Alexander Devoe. Tough break mon, keep your head up son.
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#449729 - 09/16/09 01:01 AM
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Registered: 10/02/08
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i hope this isn't true because angelina seemed like a real keeper. the irony with a fixer upper is someone will eventually want to take it off your hands. it’s cruel. it’s maddening. but people do it anyway. meanwhile, your destiny is being shaped without your participation- they have an accident baby with your fixer upper, and then you're back to fixing things up.
break the chain alex.
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#449731 - 09/16/09 04:59 AM
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Registered: 12/13/03
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#449732 - 09/16/09 08:08 AM
Re: ANGELINA ARMANI DUMPS MONSTAR
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Mark, isn't that one of the freaks from ADT?
I thought Alex Devoe was hooked up with Giana, the publicist/director chick from West Coast during his days there or sum'in?
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#449735 - 09/16/09 10:06 AM
Re: ANGELINA ARMANI DUMPS MONSTAR
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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monstar probably wants the black cock as much as she does. 
shut the fuck up fat man
the only thing your double chin is good for is resting some balls on you tubby bitch.
I'm packing a harpoon in my car now so If I ever see your Orca ass in L.A. I'll make a new pair of shoes out of you.
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#449738 - 09/16/09 10:36 AM
Re: Cirlcle takes the square
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#449741 - 09/16/09 06:17 PM
Re: Cirlcle takes the square
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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bwahaha!!!!!its time to play.first heres a not so husky pic.  second having that pic on your hard drive only shows how queer you are cuz that pic hasnt been was removed more than a week ago.im not white so how im a wigger is beyong me.how monstar is a rockstar is also beyond me.  that tats not gay at all. maybe you can reach some kind of cock sharing agreement with her so you can share the blackness.and lou post a pic of yourself if your not some pedo looking guy from the midwest. 
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#449742 - 09/16/09 06:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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also dont you rep that tranny kimber james?  keep reaching for that rainbow buddy! i guess thats why seem kinda bummed in this pic.youre probably thinking to yourself"Why cant they all have cocks?" 
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#449743 - 09/16/09 07:06 PM
Re: Cirlcle takes the square
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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@Frankie:
Don't you know how to use the timer on your camera? Mirror pics make a person look stupid no matter how they actually look.
It doesn't matter if you look fat in your pics if you look so dumb that you couldn't read the manual for your camera.
If that is the best you can offer perhaps flame wars aren't for you. What do you think?
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#449746 - 09/16/09 08:01 PM
Re: Cirlcle takes the square
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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bwahaha!!!!!its time to play.first heres a not so husky pic.
"Not so husky"? what the fuck are you talking about, fig newton? looks like you have been jamming more than a few choco tacos down your throat.
"husky" - word fat people use to make themselves feel good while in line for the sizzler buffet.
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#449747 - 09/16/09 08:39 PM
Re: Cirlcle takes the square
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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@Frankie:
Don't you know how to use the timer on your camera? Mirror pics make a person look stupid no matter how they actually look.
It doesn't matter if you look fat in your pics if you look so dumb that you couldn't read the manual for your camera.
If that is the best you can offer perhaps flame wars aren't for you. What do you think?
No shit, bloated spic has a fucking digital(?) SLR, and he's handholding it in a mirror. Priceless shame to owning anything more than a camera phone dude.
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#449749 - 09/16/09 08:59 PM
Re: Cirlcle takes the square
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Conq's been drinking tonight I see!!   In all fairness to El Gordo Chulo, Ned, shooting with an SLR on a flat surface isn't usually a viable option. The lens outweighs the body in most instances, and therefore drags the fucker down. I have a battery pack on my body that helps, but it won't stay upright for anything larger than my 24-70mm. It takes more work than it's worth to throw something under it to balance out the frame of view. So yeah, I'm guessing he has no one to take a picture of his lard ass as conclusion to this mystery.
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#449750 - 09/16/09 10:20 PM
Re: ANGELINA ARMANI DUMPS MONSTAR
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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monstar probably wants the black cock as much as she does.
Ohh snap, I have a feeling its on like the break fo dawn (acts like he doesnt know what else has been poted in this thread yet)
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You're a douche for tying a thread title in all caps.
Im a douche for so many reasons that this one just settles near the bottom of that list
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if it's in the cage...it must be true.
(That's sarcasm for those playing along at home)
I don't see you confirming that you two are still an item, screen cap it (eric)
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There is nothing better here then when a moron takes a lame shot, it fails, and the intended target makes Frankie F look like a faggot wigger.
Great pics,Mon.
im not sure if frankie qualifies as a wigger being latino and all, I think he is within his cultural bounds to wear that gear, monks.
youre a cutie pie, but why does your eye look like arnolds in terminator 1 (umm 40 minutes in?), Please dont tell me that ma hit you in the face with a frying pan, thats sooooooooo italian.
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"Not so husky"? what the fuck are you talking about, fig newton? looks like you have been jamming more than a few choco tacos down your throat.
"husky" - word fat people use to make themselves feel good while in line for the sizzler buffet
Monstar calling this guy fat is like jenna haze calling jenna jameson a whore. Can't we just agree that you are both very fat minorities, but frankie is a cutie, hes like a big teddy bear and he has youth on his side.
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No shit, bloated spic has a fucking digital(?) SLR, and he's handholding it in a mirror. Priceless shame to owning anything more than a camera phone dude.
Im sure frankie has a better track record with the ladies then you Eric. Has to be a little depressing, right?
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And you also lack a flat surface? Didn't I see a pic of you that makes you look like a dwarf next to a table? Go for it, take a pic that don't involve a mirror, show us how slim you really are.
Do you not know as single, person to photograph you? you're seriously blaming the tripod. You are the worst photograph ever. Seriously you couldn't find a hard surface or use you camera timer.
You suck with your camera. go ahead and defend that.
The guy in his 30's who takes thousands of pictures of his rodents and post them on a porn board is challenging a chubby puerto rican's photography skills, I have nothing to add.
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#449751 - 09/16/09 11:16 PM
Re: ANGELINA ARMANI DUMPS MONSTAR
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im not sure if frankie qualifies as a wigger being latino and all, I think he is within his cultural bounds to wear that gear, monks.
i would've guessed cholo from hawaiian gardens, and if memory serves the correct term is chigger. this is the demographic that creates the extra 25 minute wait for Eric and A.C. in every signing line at the l.a. porn conventions- XXL football jerseys, shuffling gait, scoliotic postures and big grins- walking counterexamples to the argument that porn is glamorous.
that said i gotta go with team world-without-hunger here because otherwise what's the point its like kicking a baby in the face, exactly like kicking a baby in the face.
Frankie, our next move is from the Hyde defensive playbook: posting pics of underaged teens- ideally your sister or mother. ANYTHING to divert their attention from the mess you've already made. i'll take your case pro chono just don't talk to the press and i'll see you in PM.
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#449753 - 09/17/09 03:28 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
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break the chain alex.
Admit it, that is really you in the photo isn't it Mark?
BTW is it just me or is Eric starting to sound like Travis Bickle?
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#449755 - 09/17/09 04:05 AM
Re: Cirlcle takes the square
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#449757 - 09/17/09 05:38 AM
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big and tall
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#449759 - 09/17/09 09:27 AM
Re: Cirlcle takes the square
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Can't you tinted chaps get along? The Man is just going to keep you down the more you fight..
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#449761 - 09/17/09 11:21 AM
Re: Cirlcle takes the square
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Are there any perverts out there under 250 pounds? Seems like there aren't. I know I'm not. Buying "husky" jeans always made me  , but then I found a hot little chubby chaser and now I'm  .
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#449762 - 09/17/09 11:51 AM
Re: Cirlcle takes the square
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Porn Jesus
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I'm about 180-190 (am about 5'11"). But I credit that to having a job that involves constant exercise and heavy lifting. (otherwise I would be pretty lazy).
When I worked a desk job drinking way too much mountain dew made me fat.
Also @monkey: I am not in my 30's.
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#449770 - 09/17/09 07:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
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this is the demographic that creates the extra 25 minute wait for Eric and A.C. in every signing line at the l.a. porn conventions-
Signing lines, seriously? I can tell we've never met.
I did the signing line thing in 2006 (camera in hand), it's boring, I can't stand still long enough waiting around waiting for some pseudo-celebrity to whip her chicken stratch on a mass-produced photo of her nekkid ass. Sorry, y'all got the wrong guy.
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#449772 - 09/17/09 07:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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SLR is for film cameras also.
yes i know that.but he said digital slr.its not digital.my camera uses actual film.
Actually, I think I used "digital" in parathesis (you do know how to pronounce that word, right?) because it was optional. I can't tell whether your equipment is digital or not, other than by judging the shitty photo scan/quality, I assumed it wasn't.
Regardless, it doesn't matter if it's fucking digital or not. The concept of looking through the viewfinder is the same. Ever consider multiple exposures or yourself, or can't you fit two of you in the same frame (w/o a 16mm lens), you fat fuck?
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i bet you think this song is about you...
What other Eric's are on this board, hmmm?
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#449773 - 09/17/09 09:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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this is the demographic that creates the extra 25 minute wait for Eric and A.C. in every signing line at the l.a. porn conventions-
Signing lines, seriously? I can tell we've never met.
I did the signing line thing in 2006 (camera in hand), it's boring, I can't stand still long enough waiting around waiting for some pseudo-celebrity to whip her chicken stratch on a mass-produced photo of her nekkid ass. Sorry, y'all got the wrong guy.
Wait, did you just mock him for signing lines and then in the very next line say you used to (go in them?) in 2006.
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What other Eric's are on this board, hmmm?
three that I know of, don't let this new found fame go to your head Eric, learn from the mistakes of every other american idol contestants, you are a star but you aren't god.
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#449774 - 09/17/09 09:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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But Monkey dear, you are a bigger stalker...I mean star...than I'll ever be.
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#449775 - 09/17/09 09:37 PM
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But Monkey dear, you are a bigger stalker...I mean star...than I'll ever be.
Thanks for the kind words Eric, and I agree with you to some extent, I mean im still a star but its very clear im in the twilight of my career and I have to make sure im leaving all that ive built in the right hands, and the new youngsters in mark j, northrop, stevie why and ruby knox are great contributors, but you eric, you bring something brand new to the table, you can possibly take this to a new level if you can reach your full potential. I am just glad im still alive to see the early stages of your career eric.
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#449776 - 09/17/09 09:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
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[larry]Monkey, if I needed a fluffer, I'd call your mama.
Hey, ho...whoa, hey....[/larry]
.........meh.
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#449777 - 09/18/09 11:13 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/14/09
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Are there any perverts out there under 250 pounds?
i have the body of George Michael in Wham's "Club Tropicana" (I am also as tall as him).
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIzVoNq9f9s
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#449778 - 09/18/09 11:28 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
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And you cruise the men's bathrooms in parks like him.
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#449779 - 09/18/09 12:10 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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And you cruise the men's bathrooms in parks like him.
No, I'm not Greek
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#449780 - 09/18/09 12:17 PM
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Fantastic by Wham is a great record. I would never, ever admit that anywhere but here.... 
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#449781 - 09/18/09 01:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Anywho to point this back in the right direction id like to say that monstar is far too good for her, she never gave off the trust worthy vibe and clearly has a large list of issues with herself and her past, why not take it there with eva, she has a kid that needs a daddy and you guys were close, shes also much hotter imo, not that it matters.
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It really adds to the bitch like qualitys he displays here. 
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