ALright already you fucking premature paste-eating congenital abnormality, lodge a fucking pickle jar in your anal and oral cavity until ALL air flow is tightly sealed out, start to turn in to the darkest shade of blue there is, and unwillingly shit your pants one last time. Once you do, the world will be set free and America will drop from #2 to #10 on the Most Obese Countries in the World list.


Go! GO! Go!!