Windsock, I have a job for you if you are interested, it even pays you in US currency. And it comes with a "medical plan" too...well, prescription coverage anyway.
All you need to do is operate the hydraulic ramps on my handivans. There is a total of 1 (ONE) switches...is this within your capacity and scope of skills? I would think, since you have but one angry penis, and are used to operating it in the Up & Down motion -- Like so
-- (my ramps do not go sideways, sir), this job has Your name written all over it.