Quote: There is a God Alex and he sent your post straight to the bowels of Hell to burn in the fires of eternal damnation and hopefully you are next.
The god took that hairy ass to heaven so he could sniff and lick it all day long and get high on it. I mean, what's there better to do in heaven than to sniff n' lick that hairy ass all day long? WWJD? He'd bury his face in it.