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I jerk off in my commode, frequently picturing the lovely countenance of Moxxie maddron, Holly, Gian jerkins or whoever the object d' ejac of the moment is staring up at me as I squeeze one out in the midst of my busy schedule. That's the key...I typically only jerk off in the bathroom when I am in the midst of a busy day and dont have the time for either a escort-whore interlude or am otherwise booked.

if I am unhurried and in the midst of an off-day or leisure time, I rarely jerkoff, instead I set something up with one of my favorite whore-friends/sperm receptacles. It also greatly depends on what I am in the mood for: Hott-nasty sluttiness is usually the key ingredient, but sometimes I want something exotic, like an Asian dish, or a Milf to show up and give me a loving, attentive handjob with imaginative dirty talk. I've found today's under-21 whores (aged 18-21) to be quite useless and annoying, interested ONLY in bankrupt pop culture, METH and twittering in between strokes on my cock....fuck that.

Rarely do i take my whores into my commode to do our business, but once in a while things end up taking place in there, typically involving something to do with the TUB or shower (not the toidy). Although once, in a rather miserable experience, I had a YOUNG snotty whore blowing my trumpet and instead of gobbling she pointed my dick into the toilet and shot my swimmers into the Tidy Bowl Blue sea. I never called her again...in fact, i didnt even show her out, I just stuck 400 bucks into her mouth and said "LOSE MY NUMBER"....little snot looked at me like I was a prick, she had no conception of the whore faux pas she had committed by not taking proper care of my load: if she wasnt prepared to swallow, she should have at least splashed it on her grille or at the very least her tits (which were nice I must say so that would have been a acceptable conclusion-spectacle.) She needs a few lessons with Gia Jerkins on how to behave and LOVE being a professionally PAID cum gobbler. it's a PRIVILEGE to be in my company (paid or otherwise), polishing my knob and receiving my load. if you dont believe or accept that, then you have no business taking my money, whatever sum we agree on, in the first place.


As far as electrostatic trying to out panzer PANZER with these unorthodox UNORTHODOX posts, my patience and willingness to abide and put up with them would be fortified if Electro would KINDLY (and FINALLY) post recent pictures of herself and her tits. Electro KNOWS I am of the opinion she is sploogeable, so if she wishes to stay and thrive here at XPT....give the pervs her something to talk/jerk about.

That's more of a ORDER than a suggestion little girl....

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